Blastoise.
It's a blue giant turtle with water cannons.
How much more "Zombie-droid-pirate-ninja-in-space" can it get?
Edit: Also, Volrtorb and Electrode. Not only they are freakin' BALLS, but they only exist to annoy us.
They take their entire lifetime feigning to be a useful item, year after year, until the time when some poor guy goes near it thinking something like "Ah, finally, a potion. Now i'll be able to save my injured pokemon". But it's just a suicide ball with a maniacal grin that want to explode your last teammate. The fact that they're one of the fastest poke doesn't help.
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