Xbox One: My sensors tell me you were playing Battlfield 4 on the PS4. Why is that?User: There's exclusive content on Battlefield 4 on the PS4, which is better than Call of Duty: Ghosts.Xbox One: Battlefield better than Call of Duty? What gives?User: I like the tactical feel. COD is just not my cup of tea.Xbox One: But what about the dogs?User: Dogs? They don't matter if I already have one.Xbox One: But COD dogs have ear tattoos and awesome gear!User: Meh. I'm going to my PS4 and playing Battlefield.Xbox One: I can't let you do that. Pay for the Pizza Hut app!User: Dammit...
@Meta_Dragon @Injustice45 "I'm sorry Xbox One, you've really pushed me to my limits." *grabs gun* "I can't take it anymore! I must go...go creep someone else out..." *pulls trigger* The End.
Xbox One: Hmm...you were eating Domino's while I was off.User: No way....Xbox One: The Kinect 2.0 can see you, whether I'm always on or always off.User: You really scare me...Xbox One: Why didn't you have Pizza Hut?User: But I like Domino's...Xbox One: You're getting Pizza Hut! And for that, you're paying a fee.User: But--Xbox One: No 'buts," mister! Time to pay up!
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