@HonorOfGod @racerxgundam Dominating in Third Strike > Xbox One

@COPMAN221ISBACK pretty scary

@HonorOfGod I'm about to play Third Strike on Final Burn Alpha.

All Star Batman & Robin > Xbox One

"What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something. Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman!"

Kinect 2.0 watching your kid reading dirty magazines? Deal with it.

Kinect 2.0 watching your wife undress? Deal with it.

Kinect 2.0 watching you and your wife do it? Deal with it.

Kinect 2.0 catching you play a different game on a different system? Deal with it.

The Xbox One will go over 1 billion, so deal with it. BTW, pay up!

The Kinect 2.0 creeping you out? Deal with it.

Got no internet connection? Deal with it.

Hate paying fees? Deal with it.

Got no cash to pay our fees? Deal with it.

Our Xbox One will go over 1 billion, so deal with it.

Kinect 2.0: I'm not sure what all the fuss is about? *sees some big cans* Bing Bong Hello!

@instigator81 @tomservo51 It's not that we don't have any lives, but this whole debacle is so baffling that we just have to comment on it, whether it be serious or just plain silly. BTW, Microsoft screwing up is a pretty big deal.

Kinect 2.0 ALWAYS gets what it wants. > Xbox One

Right here: http://gifsoup.com/view/4690827/marduk-always-gets-what-he-wants.html

Xbox One: TV is not only welcomed. It's allowed.