You're playing your Xbox One. You take a break and invite a girl over. You guys get into the groove, and your girl calls you out on your small package, and she leaves. The Kinect 2.0 records everything. Everybody ridicules you for having a small package. Then, you aim for the bushes. The End.

Does the Kinect 2.0 show you pointers on how to please your lady during the big nasty?

If you and a lady friend are doing the big nasty, does the Kinect 2.0 watch or join in?

@FarginIcehole @Injustice45 Everyone on YouTube considers you an epic fail after such a fiasco.

Guy impresses girl. Kinect 2.0 watches and thinks, "Dude, you are so in!"

@EchoStation MS killed my father!

Kinect 2.0: I don't know what all the fuss is all about? *sees two hot girls make out* Bing Bong Hello!

@JumpyLuweegee @HonorOfGod Bummer.

Neo Geo X > Xbox One

@HonorOfGod @Shelledfade1 Those dirtbags!