"If you don't stop winkin' it at me, @#$% ^%$# &*()!" Yes, that was German he was speaking. And yesterday, I attempted imaginary suicide! And yesterday, I learned that 73 degrees celsius is the tamperatere of the sun. And yesterday, it was my anniversary! Let's steal stuff from wikipedia! Adam Morrison, Stuart Parnaby, Robert Flynn, Pat Hingle, John Martin, Elvis Shackler, Me, Brian May, Ivan Fart, Hideo Hideoness, and a bunch of other people were born on July 19. I think they're supposed to die on February 30. Anyway, go comment on my blog. I'm starting to feel lonely. Everytime I click the thing to put my blog out, it says I have 0 comments, and that means I have to try imaginary suicide again. Trust me, it wasn't fun.

Isn't she hot? Yeah, but I'm not talking about him, her, or whatever it is. Now you're saying I'm crazy, right? -- What a way to waste the first half of a blog. Anyway, this dude made me make a blog (to tell you people wasting your lives reading this blog to click the link - CLICK ME OR YOU DIE - ) Are you going to do it or not? C'mon people, this dude wants to win the award for most friends ever!

Today is random picture day, i invented it, so now it's a holiday. All you have to do is nothing. This is random picture day's random picture of the year: Anyway, i picked up my first editorship in thirty-one years, Timothy Duncan. Here's a random picture of him: He's the one who looks like Paul Top. Good night people.

Yay, I'm now a level 23 with 4.111111% on gamespot. I'm still a level 65 with 43.999999% on tv.com, but I'm still progressing slowly there.

Yay.

After being stuck on Level 57 (54%) on tv.com, I've finally got out, and am now a Level 65 (40%). I don't know if it's right or not, but yay.

Boo.

Yay. I see when I first reached the deadly 20, it was November, and now it's February. It took 3 months to get out of this one. I actually thought it would take way longer. This time, no cows. They all died.

Yay, I don't know what happened, but I'm back to level 1 on Tv.com. I don't know if it's a glitch or not, so for those of you who submit to my guides, don't be mad at me for not looking at your sub yet.

Happy Birthday! Almost everybody's making a blog about somebody's birthday, I forgot his name. Anyway, I'm back, yay.

After failing to grab J.R., I got Jeff Van Gundy yesterday! Yay! That means only 1000 more to go until I break the world record! Yay again! ----- Here's me with the weather. I'm leavin tomorrow to go to space. My great-great-great-great grandfather left me with a mission. I can't tell it, or else Earth may be doomed for good. I will be gone from tomorrow to 12/30 on Earth. It'll take about 5 years for me since I'm heading towards the 5th galaxy discovered by Old McDonald.

That I'm acutally going for an editorship? Yup, I got bored and submitted to J.R. Smith, trying to cheat my way through. :twisted: