That's right, Luigi is now a mascot for Gatorade - I mean Sierra Mist! Sierra Mist! Ok, so now, I can't mention *gulps*... the G-word, as seen above. I used to work for them, but they said I was too old! Wait, I work for Mountain Dew, not Sierra Mist?!?

I just don't know what to say or put in my blogs anymore! I'm all out of ideas! Again! Anyway, here's a cheetah, the slowest animal in the universe!

Yeah, my old company changed our name from Bobby Smith's to Sprite! But I don't even remember us being called Bobby Smith's. Breaking News: Action 975 News reported that yesterday, Afroman Bob retired. Yes, very sad, as now we are down by one businessman. I didn't make a blog yesterday, I couldn't come up with anything random to tell you guys!!! But now, I'm all about random! Hmm... we didn't even take the time to make the image transparent!

I was hoping to make that much money!!! Wait a sec... I don't make any money at all writing blogs!!! Yes, as you can see, the new $100 bill is out, from now on, Afroman Bob will be on it, instead of... instead of... the old one! And if you want to see the old bill, here it is: "Hey, who crumpled me all up?!"

[size=28]Sony Presents...[/size] Wait a sec... Mario and Luigi aren't from Sony!!! Aren't they from Toshiba? Or was it Dell? Yeah, as I promised, retiring my Coca Cola career, from now on, I stick to beer! Actually, maybe not, beer smells funny... I had nothing for a title, what the heck do I call this blog?! Chickens? Actually, I might edit it and call it "Chickens". Good idea! Should I have dictionary time, no! Dictionary Time! Free qwertyuiop 1 Irish men who like to eat hot dogs. 2 A way to do math in England if nothing else to do. Ha, I lied. There was a Dictionary Time! Off to lying some more!

Nah, I actually kind of like it. I've been making friends like, daily, here on GameSpot. They track me, so I track them, as simple as 0 + 3, which is... 4? Yeah, now bow down to the official Coca Cola Endorser of GameSpot, as shown here. Yes, I know JCblueside is a liar. (I sure hope he isn't reading this!!!) But, wait... wouldn't that make me a liar too?!? And to keep my reputation going: Yes judog, a moose balancing a bottle of Coke on his back, I think. Anyway, this is probably the last picture involving Coke in a while (not unless I sneak one in next month!), or else you'll probably see my advertising commercials for Coca Cola... Dictionary Time! Coke we don't know what it is, so you're wasting your time reading this part A deadly chemical put in milkshakes that cause the drinker to have uncontrollable gas.

[size=28]Super Coke Bros.[/size] Fight as one of 5 characters, Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Princess Peach, or Bowser, in the latest Super Mario game. The islands have all been turned to Coke, and you must save them. Explore to up to 15 different worlds, and defeat 10 new bosses! In this new game, dragon coins have been replaced with coke bottles, and Koopas and other minor enemies have been turned into rolling Coke bottle caps! Have a chance to unlock 1 Bonus Game, featuring Donkey Kong throwing Coca Cola branded barrels! Once you defeat the game, you'll be able to unlock the Pepsi, Sprite, and Root Beer modes! "Another great Coke game!" Inuyashadude101.com The 2nd Coke Game given out by Nintendo in a row, even though it says NES! Dictionary Time! Cat noun, annoying, super-verb 1 A male creature obsessed with Tom Cruise. 2 Japanese for "Fatso." Yeah, I know. Not really that funny, but who cares. I know I sure don't...

[size=28]Coke Adventure[/size] Play as Mario the Monkey in the latest 1-player actiony game. Search for all of the Coke bottles and cans you can find. Avoid Pepsi, as Pepsi gives Mario extreme gas. If Mario has extreme gas for 3 consecutive times, you lose one of your 5 lives. There are 50 levels filled with fun, action, and excitement. And in between, you'll be able to unlock 10 bonus games! How great is that! (Not much...) Well, who asked you?!? Don't forget, to also have a sip of Coke before you play this game. It'll help you, 100% guaranteed. (Actually, only 10% guaranteed) "The #1 Coke Game Ever!" -Inuyashadude101.com Well, of course it is. It's the only one! Dictionary Time! (as requested by Kiya...) Lobster noun, verb, running verb, man-eating verb 1 The ability to run really fast. 2 Inuyashadude101's creator. 3 An evil scientest who plans to take over the world by eating beans.

Whoops, I lied! Just one pic! I broke the blog comment record again yesterday, 115+ comments. Let's see if we can break it again! Hmm, I failed to get an editorship over at Tv.com, but who cares about this random sentence. Now it's time for dictionary time! Inuyashadude101 noun, verb, whatever, we don't know 1. The equivalent of 2 + 2. 2. A crazy madman on the loose who'll attack London at any time. 3. A verb to walk very slowly down the street. This blog is brought to you by Nothing. It's so Nothing, it's scary.

Yes! 2 records in a row! I had 49 blog comments yesterday! Yup, that's the good thing about making new friends! I need more comments!!! Yesterday, I had good news... and bad news. 1st batch of moderation for Chris Wilcox (10) - 10 Accepted! 2nd batch of moderation for Chris Wilcox (10) - 5 Accepted! 5 Rejected... 3rd batch of moderation for Chris Wilcox (1) - 1 Accepted, should I be happy for this? :P Blah, well, I have about 35? Yeah, I'm too lazy to check. Anyway, what'll be the random pic of the day? What is it? I'm bored. It's Frosty the evil snowman! Run for your lives! This short (LONG!!!) blog is brought to you by PlayStation 10, which I am pretty sure doesn't exist, never ever ever. Thank you for wasting your time. Your bill is $499.99.