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Dian Wei was arguably one of the strongest warriors in the three kingdoms era. If Dian Wei would have met with Yuan Shao on the battlefield there would be no doubt that Yuan Shao would get freakin pwned by Dian Wei, AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE BUTTMAN SAID SO!!!!Mr_ButtmanIF YA SMELLLALALALALALAL! WHAT THE JACK! IS COOKIN!
[QUOTE="Jack-Sparrow"][QUOTE="Mr_Buttman"][QUOTE="Jack-Sparrow"][QUOTE="ranger_waha"][QUOTE="Mr_Buttman"][QUOTE="ranger_waha"][QUOTE="Mr_Buttman"]Yeah, go crappy moveset combined with crappy range! Totally unbeateable for sure! Wait...[QUOTE="ranger_waha"][QUOTE="Mr_Buttman"]At least the strip ended with my favorite dude in this game. DIAN WEI PWNS ALL!!!!ranger_waha
Oh yeah well why don't you tell me who's your favorite Waha, I think its time for war!
We all know that Yuan Shao is>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>compared to Dian Wei. No war to be had, Dian Wei is crying in the corner at the mention of the proud Yuan family name.WTF!!! Your telling me that Dian Wei gets intimidated by the Yuan name. Dian Wei is a pure evil SOB that's only reason to live is to kick ass. And he did kick ass.
Apparanly Jack doesn't like kunt, which leads me to believe he likes quite the opposite. Nothing new there, I suppose. And you're right, Dian Wei DID kick ass, until he died. Of spear wounds and what-not. I also phail to recall Dian Wei ever leading an army. Congratulations on your truly witty and original comeback!Were not talking about armies, were talking about Dian Wei and Yuan Shao. Yuan Shao was a rich snob that was born into a royal family. All he did was to hide behind his little soldiers and told them what to do. Dian Wei wasn't born into a royal family, therefore he couldn't lead a powerful army cause nobody would follow a random middle class dude.
Exactly. Yuan Shao was a kunt. No one would follow a random middle class dude eh? Well, I guess that means that Cao Cao is pretty screwed! Because, he didn't have an army or anything... And I notice that Dian Wei didn't really DO anything except die. Him and Xu Zhu killed a few people together, but Dian Wei alone was nothing special. Gentlemen, a peasant is but a peasant. He had effin doungbuckets.[QUOTE="Jack-Sparrow"][QUOTE="ranger_waha"][QUOTE="Mr_Buttman"][QUOTE="ranger_waha"][QUOTE="Mr_Buttman"]Yeah, go crappy moveset combined with crappy range! Totally unbeateable for sure! Wait...[QUOTE="ranger_waha"][QUOTE="Mr_Buttman"]At least the strip ended with my favorite dude in this game. DIAN WEI PWNS ALL!!!!Mr_Buttman
Oh yeah well why don't you tell me who's your favorite Waha, I think its time for war!
We all know that Yuan Shao is>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>compared to Dian Wei. No war to be had, Dian Wei is crying in the corner at the mention of the proud Yuan family name.WTF!!! Your telling me that Dian Wei gets intimidated by the Yuan name. Dian Wei is a pure evil SOB that's only reason to live is to kick ass. And he did kick ass.
Apparanly Jack doesn't like kunt, which leads me to believe he likes quite the opposite. Nothing new there, I suppose. And you're right, Dian Wei DID kick ass, until he died. Of spear wounds and what-not. I also phail to recall Dian Wei ever leading an army. Congratulations on your truly witty and original comeback!Were not talking about armies, were talking about Dian Wei and Yuan Shao. Yuan Shao was a rich snob that was born into a royal family. All he did was to hide behind his little soldiers and told them what to do. Dian Wei wasn't born into a royal family, therefore he couldn't lead a powerful army cause nobody would follow a random middle class dude.
Exactly. Yuan Shao was a kunt.[QUOTE="Mr_Buttman"][QUOTE="ranger_waha"][QUOTE="Mr_Buttman"]Yeah, go crappy moveset combined with crappy range! Totally unbeateable for sure! Wait...[QUOTE="ranger_waha"][QUOTE="Mr_Buttman"]At least the strip ended with my favorite dude in this game. DIAN WEI PWNS ALL!!!!ranger_waha
Oh yeah well why don't you tell me who's your favorite Waha, I think its time for war!
We all know that Yuan Shao is>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>compared to Dian Wei. No war to be had, Dian Wei is crying in the corner at the mention of the proud Yuan family name.WTF!!! Your telling me that Dian Wei gets intimidated by the Yuan name. Dian Wei is a pure evil SOB that's only reason to live is to kick ass. And he did kick ass.
Apparanly Jack doesn't like kunt, which leads me to believe he likes quite the opposite. Nothing new there, I suppose. And you're right, Dian Wei DID kick ass, until he died. Of spear wounds and what-not. I also phail to recall Dian Wei ever leading an army. Congratulations on your truly witty and original comeback!
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