from now on i feel like just puttin a bunch of funny jokes every week ill start on it now and give more as the weeks progress
blond paint job (dont worry its not a diry joke)
a blonde wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. she went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"well you can paint my porch. how much will you charge?" said the man.
the blonde said, "how about 50 dollers?" the man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she needed are in the garage. The mans wife who was inside the house over heard the conversation and said to her husband "does she realize the porch goes all the way around the house?" and the man replied, "she should she was standing ont he porch."
a short time later the blonde rang the doorbell to collect her money.
"your finished already??!!" the man askes. "yes" the blonde respondes. " and i had paint left over so i gave it a second coat. impressed, the man started to reach for his pocket for the fifty dollers when the blonde said " and by the way, its not a Porch, its a Farrari"
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please comment and tell me if more is needed or if u liked it or anything
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