*CONTINUED*
*10 days later*
Kash_1095 : I havent eaten or drank...for 10 days...
jaydough : *looks below Kash's waist* Oh I know exactly what I want to drink.
Kash_1095 : You feeling alright man?
Wetall-Basic : LOOK
Darigoo : ...eugh....stomach...no...food...please....
mastersword007 : It appears to be a pub.
*Pub brightened with amazing godly rays*
*they all enter the pub*
soldier-dark : HELLO CUSTOMERS
Kash_1095 : Oh thank god, I'll have 87 burgers, two sets of fries and a Diet pop.
Wetall-Basic : Anything with meat.
jaydough : mmm... *looks at Kash* meat...
mastersword007 : Vodka martini.
soldier-dark : shaken or stirred?
mastersword007 : does it look like I give a damn?
*They all get their food*
*5 hours later*
*They are all satisfied... exept jaydough*
soldier-dark : WTF WHY HAVENT YOU GOTTEN FAT?
Kash_1095 : low motabolism.
soldier-dark : regardless I'll just eat you as you are AHHHHAHH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA.
Kash_1095 : WHO THE **** ARE YOU?!
Dargiboo : OH GOD *runs into the bathroom*
mastersword007 : mind explaining.
Wetall-Basic : *transforms into Predator*
jaydough : *hides behind a pillar*
soldier-dark : My name is soldier-dark, I was an ex lackey of Solid_Snake1221, now that he's dead, I run my own private pub. I havent eaten in years. and Now I am dieing for some human flesh. *sharp teeth* AHHHH *dives at Kash*
Kash : *fires shotty at soldier-dark*
*soldier-dark = blown back at a wall*
Wetall-Basic : AHHHH *claws soldier-dark*
Wetall-Basic : *picks up jaydough and bashes soldier-dark with him*
soldier-dark : *on the ground* All I wanted... was some food... was some flesh... are you really going to kill me?
Kash_1095 : hmm let me think YES *stomps on soldier-dark's head*
Wetall-Basic : where's dargiboo?
*they all go into the bathroom*
jaydough : EUGH!
Dargiboo : *dead* *stomach exploded*
Kash_1095 : damn it lets get out of here
*they all leave the pub*
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