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#1 Kimbo_Slyce
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Acrotomophilia: Attraction to people with amputations

Autoganistophilia: Attracted to being on camera or stage

Coprophilia: Attraction to poo, feaces. etc SCAT

Dacryphilia: Attraction to tears :cry:

Erotophonophilia: When you get turned on by murder...wow!

Flatulophilia: Turned on by farting :lol:

Formicophilia: Turned on by having insects crawl on you... *shivers*

Liquidophilia: The intense desire to submerge your private parts in water

Masochism: Getting turned on by being beaten

Paraphilic Infantilism: Attraction to being a baby; wearing a diaper lol

Pyrophilia: Getting turned on by fire
Telephone Scatologia: Desire to make obscene prank calls to strangers

Ursusagalmatophilia: Turned on by teddy bears

Vampirism: Attraction to drinking blood....*throws up*

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#2 Kimbo_Slyce
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[QUOTE="Microsoft1234"][QUOTE="savagetwinkie"]

i'm getting sick of whiny gamers that complain about everything.

devs copy each other too much but thats all we buy

A.I. is getting dumber even though it really isn't...

stories are bland even though i just completely generalized the stories and have too much adhd to pay attention to details

OMG people enjoying the game playing with their playstyle and your crying about it, there are plenty of people that work as a team but your too busy raging over being hit by a sniper

Oh god not rewards for killing people, omg i'm a noob and they have a dot sight waaaaaaaaaagh

I'm entitled to game dev's content even though i just bought it used and they don't make any money, i can buy a used car and get everything except theres a thing called ware and tear which diminishes the value of used cars but doesn't for used games. But they can't put any incentives to buy new, they are greedy!

games are too expensive and too short, they should be spending millions of dollars creating 100+ hour experiences with the greatest stories minds can offer and give it too me with free downloadable content, even though most people don't finish most of the games they have.

I want my games too be a second job with bs game mechanics that reward farming and reward me for having no skill and no life because a game with some mechanics that remove skill based combat some how makes it "smarter"

why can't i whipe my own butt waaaaaaaaagh omg someone should do it for me.

i don't think its just gamers. I think in general consumers are expecting too much from companies now adays putting way too much strain on the industries and to deliver most goods now a days, the corperations externalize the cost of products by taking from workers. I realize corperate heads are overpaid, but you got to remember 90% of the people are probably underpaid get screwed all the time, margins are extremely slim, its easy to find someone that will work for less so your job isn't exactly secure. You got to remember these are human beings trying to make a living, a fun game is a fun game, $60 isn't that much for a good 6-12 campaign and a mp or a nice long 20hr campaign

savagetwinkie

well we can agree to disagree about the value of $60, but he makes some valid points there really are alot of multiplayer games that aren't as balanced as previous iterations, think gears 2, mw2, etc. Where they not only have a bad story but the gameplay and balanced ot the multipalyer isn't balanced at all and that's really what drives people who are fans of fps nuts!

i havn't played much of gears 2 online but i don't think mw2 isn't unbalanced, its so easy to kill people, and the whole experience is extremely tight fast gameplay that its creates an incredibly fun experience. There is a reason why there are kill streaks in that game, its not because its easy to kill people, but easy to die. Staying alive is what makes that game fun. And I havn't played a game yet that seems horribly unbalanced especially with unlocks. Its not like your rolling around in a wheel chair with an arrow over your head. A skilled person without unlocks can still beat a crappy player with unlocks. mw2 doesn't really use cheap tactics, people complain about the noob tube so much they don't realize you can only really get a couple kills until your overrun.

Butthurt MW2 fan CONFIRMED.

OMA + TAR 21 + Grenade Launcher + Danger Close + Camping = Nuke

You're only saying that noob tubes arent as effective as people make them out to be probably because you're not even competant enough to get kills with one and (AB)use it, despite it being insanely cheap and over powered.

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#3 Kimbo_Slyce
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No thanks. You sound desperate for followers. But if you're really being serious. try the airport.

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one of the key problems is the COD effect which has spawned a load of Modern setting esque clones.

Another one is the lack of originality in locales i think i loved Resistance 1 more than 2 mainly because of its setting which was in England it was just diffrent from the usual America setting and added a diffrent look and style to it.The opening level in York imho was pretty cool and the Church aswell.

The problem is devs wont go outside the typical setting dont get me wrong if done right some of the idea's tc is talkin about that are overused are feeling that way as devs take the cookie cutter path.Theres tons of potential if they play around with diffrent locales i think and a decent story writing team wouldnt go a miss either.

razgriz_101

Look at the person who I just replied to in the post above yours. He is one of the poor fools suffering from this CoDisease. Literally everything in FPS is unoriginal and just copied or in the case of Call of Duty, its self-plagarism. The stories, the game mechanics, the settings, etc. Nothing original. There's nothing wrong with like two fields of the form copied...but the entire form? You've got to be kidding. Bad Company 2...tried...sooo hard that its not even funny.

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#5 Kimbo_Slyce
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i'm getting sick of whiny gamers that complain about everything.

devs copy each other too much but thats all we buy

Because thats all they produce. If you cant see the connection, then you need glasses.

A.I. is getting dumber even though it really isn't...

I'm assuming the only FPS game you've played was something along the lines of MW2 and BC2. If you'd post a comment like this on this website, then it must be true :D

stories are bland even though i just completely generalized the stories and have too much adhd to pay attention to details

Yeah you pretty much do "have too much adhd". I find it funny how you are attacking my intelligence yet making yourself seem like a complete and utter idiot.

OMG people enjoying the game playing with their play****and your crying about it, there are plenty of people that work as a team but your too busy raging over being hit by a sniper

Nope. I'm too buisy flanking them with an UMP45 and shotgun. I'm assuming, yet again, that you're one of those idiots that cant shoot to save their lives so you camp like a boyscout or you're one of those people that thinks they're a 1337quickskop3r. Hell, you're probably both. I go after the objective, yet I pull a higher K/D and am 10x better than you. I'm in a permenant competitive team for two games and my Sunday night romps with friends arent too shabby either. I think I know what team work is.

Oh god not rewards for killing people, omg i'm a noob and they have a dot sight waaaaaaaaaagh

Lol? I dont even know how to respond to this...so much fail. How old are you kiddo? 9?

I'm entitled to game dev's content even though i just bought it used and they don't make any money, i can buy a used car and get everything except theres a thing called ware and tear which diminishes the value of used cars but doesn't for used games. But they can't put any incentives to buy new, they are greedy!

I buy all my games new :D

games are too expensive and too short, they should be spending millions of dollars creating 100+ hour experiences with the greatest stories minds can offer and give it too me with free downloadable content, even though most people don't finish most of the games they have.

If you think that, you must have mental problems because that's unrealistic :)

I want my games too be a second job with bs game mechanics that reward farming and reward me for having no skill and no life because a game with some mechanics that remove skill based combat some how makes it "smarter"

You'd want that? Jeez your partof this cancer plauging FPS games. Get out of the gene pool kid.

why can't i whipe my own butt waaaaaaaaagh omg someone should do it for me.

Now I'm 100% sure that you're a prepubescent asshat.

i don't think its just gamers. I think in general consumers are expecting too much from companies now adays putting way too much strain on the industries and to deliver most goods now a days, the corperations externalize the cost of products by taking from workers. I realize corperate heads are overpaid, but you got to remember 90% of the people are probably underpaid get screwed all the time, margins are extremely slim, its easy to find someone that will work for less so your job isn't exactly secure. You got to remember these are human beings trying to make a living, a fun game is a fun game, $60 isn't that much for a good 6-12 campaign and a mp or a nice long 20hr campaign

You think $60 isnt much obviously because your mom buys your games for you. You obviously dont seem to understand the value of money. With $60 I could buy a new pair of Nike Backboards. You obviously dont understand what goes on behind the development of videogame. I dont know much either, but I know more then you kid.

savagetwinkie

I simply had no idea how to react to your asanine comments.

retarded kid comment

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#6 Kimbo_Slyce
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[QUOTE="Kimbo_Slyce"]

Personally, is the dimples right above the butt :D

mike_me

O.O That's... possible?

Yeah some girls have it. It drives me insane. I first encountered the phenomena under question in my freshman year where I was doing a study date and she was turned the other way, sitting on my bed and taking off her sweater, accidentally pulling up her tank top. Thats when I noticed it. I couldnt think about anything else for the next week :cry:

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#7 Kimbo_Slyce
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Attracted to in which way?

warownslife

Wanna tap it?

Then post it.

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#8 Kimbo_Slyce
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maybe I should rephrase: what 'freaky' thing do you find attractive? Not specific body parts like dimples and shoulders, too many people like that.Perd1t1on
This makes me wet

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#9 Kimbo_Slyce
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[QUOTE="IZoMBiEI"]

I use both metric and imperial in my engineering classes. out in the real world its all imperial though.

Osaka-06

No...it really isn't.

Zombie, your engineering classes must be in lalaland ;)

Metric is superior and is thus, the more used...by far.

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#10 Kimbo_Slyce
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I agree with this thread 100%. Its like you read my mind or something.

Guppy507

:o think I should pursue a career in the field of mindreading?