No, but cops have given me a fair share of body cavity searches.

Watch the movie 500 Days of Summer.

This reminds me of that movie, The Dead Poets Society.

I guess we haven't learned the consequences of the events that occurred during the 1860s.

Like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

bingo, got the game plan now. Sleep, wake up tomorrow, "WTF HAPPANED TO MY HD SON?!?!". "idk its old?", "WHY R U SO NERVOUS TALKING TO ME?!?!" "cuz of the videogame I played las night?" "ok"

lmao if only

w/e im going to bed, whats done is done, thanks for the advice.

presidential92

Or you could say that you were just watching COPS.

Just say you don't know what happened. If you start sweating and he asks you why are you so sweaty, just say "I was watching COPS."

I'd take Ebert's review of Salt with a pinch of salt.

Butthead: I see that you have braces, I have braces too.

Is it possible to not kill the villain off?