No way!

Holding on Steelers, resulting in a safety.

Wow.

That was close.

WTF?

# 92 on Steelers should be kicked out of the game for that.

The book I'm reading right now is about this guy who is being followed by this guy who keeps on asking him if he would like some green eggs and ham. But the guy is like get out of my grill. But the dude keeps on asking him but the guy is like n"no!" and I'm like is you 4 rizzal?

I mean come on! Who doesn't like ham?

The person you all are reffering to is BILLY MAYS!!!

"Hi Billy Mays here as I am destroying the world you can buy my new portable dish washer! But call in the next ten minutes because you are not going to have enough time to use it because you'll all be dead by then!! But wait theres more! With an extra $50 deposit you can get the flicker light. IT FLICKS ON AND OFF!

Call right now and enjoy this once in a life time product because I Billy Mays am about to destory the world with my Nuclear Bomb made out of every product I've sold in the past ten years!!

When ever a nurse asks if your sexually active, you say, "No, but I am now!!"

There that fixes your problem. Or one of your problems.