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Horoscope damn Acurate
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Once you have opened this e-mail, there's no turning back. Below are True descriptions of zodiac signs. Read your sign, and then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line. This is the real Deal, try ignoring or changing it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets Worse from there.
Remember, if you are on the cusp of another sign you most likely will have features of both signs...which may lead you into total confusion......
CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny.. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times. Like competition. Get what they Want. 20 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality. 11 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative..May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details.. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful. 8 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19)
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward..
TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous. 12 years of bad Luck if you do not forward
GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable But needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22)
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22)
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help Others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive. 13 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to.Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive.. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up ( Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes.. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out. 14 years of bad luck if you do not forward
Sex education by Pua Chu Kang
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:evil:Sure laugh!!!!! ha...ha...ha....must read ah.......
hehehehe.....
Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius :D
.........
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ? :o
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger:evil:
mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ? :o
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ? :evil:
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ? :o
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah ! :evil:
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is
having her
menses? :o
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ........... :evil:
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love ? :o
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not? :evil:
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ? :(
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn .............................. you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole ****izit ?? Stupid :evil:
lah!!
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.:o
PCK : Aiyah ...... ,' Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!'
also ah!!! :evil:
About my PSP
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Lol i very like a Sony Psp !! So i decided to bought a sony psp last year. So i collect my money and buy a psp lol . But i find out that my money isn enough to buy a psp
So i sell something like CD, and burn some movie , and my lovely Play station 1:o
i sold out alll of this to my friend and then finally collected RM ( Malaysia Money)
maybe 899$ i think then i go to shopping centre and buy my PSP haha:) But i didn ask for my parents permission and buy myself a Sony psp . So after my parents fount out that i bought a psp they scold me :cry: And take my PSP away sad.... But after my final exam, i pass my examination with flying colours :) my parents finally forgive me and giv me back my PSP:D
My parents say actually they didn wan to get my PSP just because they are very angry about i did not ask them for permission ! Lol thats all:P
Ghost Rider
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w00t finally man!!! i finally complete the Psp ghost rider game !! i Finally unlock all the character in the game
Especially Vengeance i like him very much because i he is very cooooooooooooooool:shock Man!! i use whole 2 week times to get all the skull in the champions there is very HARD!! :evil: The skull champion in the game r very difficult to get them all! erm i like the motor stage in Ghost Rider ! While using a motor there r very cool !! So the overall of this game can say is very goooooooooood:)
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