Good times, good times. His body was too weak to handle the massive amounts of ownage that my spark produced, though.

Sure, I died about one minute after that pic was taken, but for that one minute I was the most beautiful robot in the universe.

Other than Cheez-Its, of course.

In fact, almost anyone can sing better than Macy Gray. How in the world did this woman get a record deal? Every time I hear that damn radio commercial for Sony Walkman or whatever where she butchers Aerosmith's "Walk This Way" I want to pour hot wax in my ears. Ugh.

http://www.davebarry.com

Everyone should read this man's brilliant work. Your thoughts?

His skills in the art of "sheep ownage" have proven that he would be a mighty addition to my empire. Once I am able to take over a military base, Spartantron will be born. The Autobot sheep will be owned.

I told him to stop, but he wouldn't. I guess he killed me because I wouldn't go along with his perverted fantasies.

I'm not actually human. That picture I posted is some random guy. I'm actually the ghost of Starscream, and I've taken over this person's Gamespot account. I will use this account to further my goal of universal domination. If you are kind to me, you will be among the last to be enslaved when my goal is reached. That is all for now.

The only good anime is Transformers, and that's not even really anime because it was written in the US. ROFL, this proves that the Japanese can't make a good cartoon without America's help.