Xbox360 to Xbox one,

like going to bed with a hottie and waking up next to a MAN baby, yeeaa!

i did the same thing,

its like going to bed with a hottie and waking up to find out shes a MAN baby, yeeaa !

Whats the difference between the Xbone and a bucket of shit?

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the bucket.

i know my way around them

i hear that Microsoft is packaging the Xbone not in a cardboard box, but it will ship in a diaper, it will be warm and soft and will emit steam in some of the cooler climates. Recommendations on the diaper suggest you have plenty of ventilation in the room before breaking the seal.

Microsoft has also mentioned that during the duration of ownership, the Xbone will dry up and stop smelling, but once the unit turns white, it is out of warranty.

Is Microsoft testing a new marketing strategy where they are only releasing negative information in regards to Xbone?

This thing stinks more than soft turd just laid by a dog with colon cancer and on a vegetable diet.

i heard a rumor that after this xbox releases, the generation following it might be be able to record 10 min of 480p! now that will really be something!

microsoft seems to be the kd that got blindfolded, spun around and was supposed to pin the tail on the donkey, but wound up in the closet all tangled up in the winter coats.

they are supposed to also be working on something called "tube tv sets" whatever that means.

Xbone Kinect reminds me of the time i took a dump, flushed, and a little piece of turd floated back up into the toilet.

The Xbone is a two flusher, maybe even a multi flusher with plunger assistance before bowl overflow, i just cant say yet.

I hope EA gets to the point that grade school kids find it on their way home, poke it with a stick and dare each other to roll it over onto its back.

High Five!

Kavik2k2...

did you bring the rock with you ?