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Krzysztof Kieslowski's Three Colours: A Brief and Shallow Revisit

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I finished up revisiting Krzysztof Kieslowski's "Three Colours" trilogy today and as might be expected a mighty good time was had by all...or me anyways. I suppose what impresses me the most with these movies as a whole is that despite their thematic differences their emotionally resonant concurrence in presented in a manner which is surprisingly free of not only the shackles of aggressive didactism, but also that of forcing any clear judgement upon any of its characters by refusing to label them as "bad" or "good" even if clearly some are perhaps overtly more magnanimous than others.

As are many overlapping ideals, this point is pounded down with a strong sense of finality in the last film 'Red' when the judge freely admits that perhaps he was in error to rule anybody as "guilty" as who is he to say that he would not have reacted in a similar manner as the criminals put before him?

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It's a fairly common thought that Blue is the anti-tragedy, White is the anti-comedy, and Red is the anti-romance and to that point I don't disagree. But to take that further along my own initial point I find that overall the films are anti almost everything in their unwillingness to give into the familiar movie traps of themes involving so much morality and emotion. These films aren't only unwilling to judge the characters, they're also unwilling to wallow in any of its own emotional themes no matter how inherently tense they can commonly be.

There's this strange sense of calm brought to each and every film that, far from feeling contrived for the sake of some artistic goal of the director, give the films this pervasive sense of heightened realism -- a startling thought considering how the films deal with not only some very powerful themes but also how it lightly dips its toes into the fantastic in terms of coincidence from the mythic through the mundane. This pronounced calm has the effect of completely draining the films of any pretentiousness and allows the simplicity of the core narrative to hold sway. This in turn gives the film a simple honesty that allows them to be enjoyed by the casual viewer as much as the more experienced viewer who can appreciate the subtlety of what Kieslowski has crafted by employing a multitude of symbolic and emotional cures playing of the various themes and colors of each individual films -- or in the case of White the profound and literal lack of color.

So basically: Deceptively profound movies due to subtlety of craft and all that jazz.

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Then I suppose we're at the elephant in the room as to which film is the best one. From what I've gathered over the years it typically goes Red>Blue>White but as anyone who vaguely knows me I'm not big on grading subjective works of art. I will admit that I have fun with lording this ideal over many other film fans that love to make lists n' such, but honestly it's just how I am and I truly don't know if that makes me wiser unwilling to turn films into chess-pieces, or just a coward unwilling to make a stand and defend my decision. Who can say? I am a bit of a coward so that's entirely possible.

I do obviously love all the films and appreciate what they bring to the table for very different reasons. Blue and Red have the big, big stars and Blue has Juliette Binoche one of my favorite actresses. I love the way Blue is visually and thematically so cold and distant and how music is so intrinsically bound around her character. But then again I love in Red how the natural distance between people in the modern era gets a sort of mythical spin in the way it plays with the "student is now the master" dynamic and somehow manages to remain grounded despite the multitude of overlapping parallels.

But if push came to shove I would concede that I appreciate White the most for the simple fact that the character resonated more strongly with me and I must say wandering about the internet it amuses me mightily to see poor misguided fools throw around that misogyny word in connection to White thereby demonstrating to me just how little they paid attention to the film. If you thought Dominque was an antagonist or that Karol was planning revenge...you might be a redneck. Or at the very least a fool.

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Louise Brooks - A Melancholic Celebration

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Louise Brooks (November 14, 1906 August 8, 1985)

I was dutifully reminded by Miss Lisa Dabbs on my Facebook the other day that 27 years ago on this August 8th the great Louise Brooks was found dead of a heart broken down slowly by time. Normally I do something on her birthday -- such as last November when I impulsively watched all her films that I possessed -- but usually I don't think much about the day that people disappear from this world as it just seems a wee bit too sad. But the kernel had been planted and so I set about tracking down one of the only two films of hers that still exist that I hadn't seen and as luck would have it I managed a viewing of Prix de Beaute from 1930.

For reasons obvious to those with a smattering of knowledge of her films Prix de Beaute is a far better choice to my other unseen film the little trifle known as Overland Stage Raiders from 1938 which humorously has recently been released on Blu Ray of all things. Oh yes by all means...attend to minor quibbles because they starred a very young John Wayne and not pieces of art starring Miss Brooks that are forced to float around via crappy burned copies from film fans. Are you proud of yourselves now? Are You? Dumb ass punks...not that I wouldn't mind giving it a spin of course and for the record Miss Brooks despite her penchance at times for snootiness, found John Wayne to be a primal force of man hunky goodness. But then again though she considered herself very well educated and cultured, she did tend to highly prize people she felt were simple but honest in their intentions -- which lend itself to her high admiration for the emotionally fragile but blissfully pure Clara Bow.

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Prix de Beaute was based on an idea by Rene Clair & G.W. Pabst and directed by Augusto Genina who does an outstanding job of not only constructing a solid film that belies its age with its subtle and restrained approach to acting, but he really knows how to shoot Louise Brooks in a manner in which only Pabst seem to be able. A large part of this is no doubt due to the presence of one of the best cinematographers ever to grace this planet namely Rudolph Maté a frequent collaborator with G.W. Pabst. Both these men really know how to allow Louise Brooks to alternatively light up the film with her lively, exuberant, personality just as effectively as they let her convey a contrasting tone of sorrow and disappointment through body posture and through something as simple as the sinking and dropping of the eyes allowing her character to convey much information which had heretofore been hidden. No small feat considering that apparently Miss Brooks somewhat overdid herself with the alcohol consumption on this particular film...but then this was a lifelong issue with her carried over from her rough early teen years.

Horrifically dubbed at the last second in order to be the first French talkie, the film's imagery is richly symbolic, stark, raw and primal and works infinitely better as a silent film and I found I enjoyed it a lot more if I simply turned off the sound and, as it's naturally dubbed in French, just let the subtitles act as a superior substitute for traditional intertitles used in the silent medium. The story is simple but effective in which Louise Brooks stars as bored typist Lucienne Garnier whose longs for a different life but her boyfriend André (Georges Charlia) is fine with a simple dutiful girlfriend. She impulsively enters a beauty contest and before she can reconsider her decision she quite naturally wins the local contest and goes on to easily win the ensuing larger beauty contest bringing with it many admirers and fame with various levels of desire and lust. But this sits very poorly with her boyfriend who greatly disapproves of the very idea of beauty contests and out of love she reconsiders but this decision ends up making her ultimately miserable. Eventually she is pulled back into the world of glamour...but her boyfriend is not quite willing to let her go leading up to a positively stunningly realized denouement.

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Really an impressive film that, though it does have its faults, they seem minor in the face of its inherent beauty and overall superb execution -- especially that damn ending which is just incredible. Though simply plot, I think it's too easy to ignore the way in which the film deftly handles the ability to make nobody really the bad guy here and explore the inherent falsehood behind many dreams and wishes. Both Lucienne and Andre are mild egotists that want their dreams achieved but with not quite enough consideration towards how this will affect their partner. Obviously Andre has the much bigger problem with the nature of their relationship, but still it's important to note how false and possibly destructive Lucienne's naive lean towards fame bring with it.

Despite the bang-up ending that many who writer about the film tend to focus on for reasons that are obvious and fully understandable. Despite that bit of brilliance what struck me initially was early in the film when the young couple is having a novelty picture taken and without any explanation Louise Brooks eyes just drift away and sink as her face very slowly seems to collapse under the weight of her apparent unspoken unhappiness with the status of her life. It's just tiny moments like that which made me think highly of this film and it's easily one her best after those pesky works of art by Pabst quitenaturally. Not that Wellman's Beggars of Life is anything to sneeze at mind you but Louise just doesn't quite get enough to do in that film due to the very large presence of Wallace Beery. Wellman's film definitely has a far better story and some brilliant moments, but visually Prix de Beaute is far more compelling that allows Louise Brooks to fully express herself.

So happy right now to have watched the bloody film because I'm still typing and typing though I feel physically horrible but I just don't give a damn.

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Edison's Cradle

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Pardon me while I test something as I've been having some problems with some computer things and thus a bit of randomness is in order for the moment. But since I have to throw up something I thought I'd include an animated GIF for your amusement (hopefully) that I've recently come across that's the result of a senior thesis by art student Yasutoki Kariya from the Musashino Art University in which he presents a playful take on the desktop staple Newton's Cradle which many are dubbing "Edison's Cradle" but which he simply refers to the 11-bulb installation as "Asobi" or "Playing". Here is his short YouTube video of his project if you want to see a tiny bit more of it.

Movie Review - A Cat in Paris (2011)

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A Cat in Paris (2011) directed by Jean-Loup Flicioli and Alain Gagnol


Pulled out of relative obscurity by an Academy Award nomination for "Best Animated Feature" in 2011, 'A Cat in Paris' as it is known in English is slightly better served by its original French title translated quite obviously as 'A Cat's Life' as its based on the long held fantastical idea that when cats go out at night after lounging about lazily all through the day, perhaps, just perhaps mind you...they go out and have amazing adventures the likes of which we can only imagine. In this case it's quite true as the cat in question spends his evenings running around the shadowy Parisian roof tops with the kindly and incredibly nimble cat-burglar Nico, helping him to lift jewelry and trinkets from all manner of well-guarded locations. But by day the cat returns to a little girl named Zoe, bringing her typical cat gifts of dead lizards n' such, and comforting her as best he can.

Sadly Zoe is in great need of comfort as despite her outwardly friendly demeanor she has retreated into silence as she has not spoken a word since her father was brutally murdered by a vicious gangster named Nico. She attempts to seek comfort in the arms of her mother Jeanne, but she is all too often unintentionally pushed to the side by Jeanne's busy work life. You see...Jeanne is the police commissioner and despite her typically busy work life, she is quite naturally obsessed with tracking down Nico and bringing him to justice for the murder of her husband. Though she does try to comfort Zoe as best she can and put up a strong and determine front, unknown to Zoe she is herself fighting the lonely fight of sinking into a dark depression as the imagined dark and insidious specter of Nico often attacks her during moments in which she finds herself the most vulnerable which continuously chip away at her resolve.


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As sad as all that sounds, it's merely a wonderfully realized bit of character building against a backdrop of excitement and danger as the world of all these people collides little realizing how much of their worlds overlap each other. Clocking in at just an hour's worth of animation, despite the film's rather brisk narrative pace, it never really feels rushed because of the wonderful way in which Zoe and Jeanne are depicted with Zoe conveying much of her angst in her large expressive face but more importantly her body language, and Jeanne suffering under more literal representations of her fears as well as actual situational moments of dread and fear.

The film is wonderfully hand drawn in a delightfully modernist type of impressionism which serves greatly to enhance the character of Nico as he's defined by his ability to ebb and flow with any situation as he moves and jumps fluidly like a colorful bit of sentient water around people and through the roof tops. The film does tread a fine line between humor and drama quite tenuously at times as it presents harrowing, life threatening situations and juxtaposes these with bits of strange humor, quite a bit of this somewhat unusually emanating from Nico and his bumbling crew of hardened thugs. This is an odd choice considering they're the source of pain and suffering to others and though you would think this might serve to undermine their integrity as a viable threat, it actually works quite well to offset the sadness that Zoe and her mom are suffering from whilst fleshing out the character of the bad guys and truly demonstrating Nico as much more than one-dimensional gangster tough guy.


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I wouldn't say 'A Cat in Paris' is an amazing film as the film is a little light in content to allow for that. But it is quite obviously a work of love from its creators and it shows by wearing its heart on its sleeve and achieving quite a lot in a very little time. It's hand drawn art design is wonderfully animated and helps to convey the beauty and the terror of its noir influenced world while the high adventure aspects of it bring the film to a satisfactory conclusion. It may not be perfect, but it's damn enjoyable and I can't even express to you how happy I was to finally catch it on the big screen.

Movie Review - Wu Xia (2011)

Wu Xia (2011) directed by Peter Chan

One of my favorite experiences over the last few days was watching the new Donnie Yen vehicle 'Wu Xia' otherwise known by some silly English international titles such as 'Dragon' and 'Swordsmen' and the like. Built and advertised as a detective story wrapped in an eventual martial arts mayhem package, 'Wu Xia' is a film which tests the lengths to which someone should go in order to exact justice and if it's a good idea to divorce the analytical facts from the emotional and social content of the actions involved in the crime.

Donnie Yen plays Jin-xi Liu, a mild-mannered maker of paper who lives in a small village with his wife Ayu (Wei Tang) and his two children -- one by his wife and the other by her first husband who one day took off leaving her with severe emotional abandonment issues. One day two thugs come to their small village and attempt to rob a store and Jin-xi reluctantly and quite awkwardly manages to defeat them when the store owner's life is threatened. But when the detective Bai-jiu Xu (Takeshi Kaneshiro) becomes involved in the routine investigation of the events, he notices small discrepancies in the stories and minor details which strongly hint that there's just no way a simple country bumpkin could have taken both these hardened criminals down. His single-minded pursuit at uncovering the truth behind the killings and the larger truth behind the shadowy background of Jin-xi's character will eventually open up a Pandora's box of destruction that may never be closed again.

A very well constructed movie shot in very stylish and quite modern fashion by Peter Chan (The Warlords) who employs a host of effects and camera techniques to piece together the puzzle of both the characters and the events. Normally this would be a warning sign to persons such as myself as with period films I'm more of a traditionalist and prefer my action grounded and intricate. But though this film does eventually bust out some impressive fisticuffs impressively choreographed by Donnie Yen himself, it's mainly a rumination on the folly of pursuing knowledge and justice with a complete disregard towards the damage it will cause how small the purpose of this goal can seem. In this regard the film excels as Kaneshiro is quite impressive as the driven but highly quirky detective who torments himself with mistakes made in the past while his attempt to avoid this in the future leads him down yet another faulty road due to the fearless nature of his passion. Normally this would be a great counter-balance to Donnie Yen and his generally limited acting abilities, but honestly I've never seen Donnie Yen perform this well before. I wouldn't go so far as to say his performance is award worthy or anything, but it is quite solid and I found myself impressed with how he could vacillate back and forth with such ease in presenting his character as a shy, country bumpkin or as somebody who you truly fear knowing he could end your life at any moment. Really good stuff from both men who are traditionally just men of action.

Though highly touted as a martial arts/detective/mystery hybrid, the film is pretty up front about the true facts with their heavy-handed hints and so the journey of revelation is really only through the eyes of Kaneshiro's character but more horribly I suppose, as reflected in the sad panic-stricken eyes of his wife who serves more or less as a common man grounding to the trauma of the events that eventually unfold. As the dark events become an eventuality and things get ugly, I was extremely pleased to see some of the forces behind this darkness were represented by martial arts movie legends such as Kara Hui (so deliciously bad) and the amazing Jimmy Wang Yu -- whose involvement in the final conflict was a nice tip of the hat to the fact that this film was originally meant to be a remake of the one-armed swordsman character that Jimmy Wang Yu made famous. But all in all I happily found this to be a damn fine movie a realization made all the more happy due to my ongoing disappointment with all of Donnie Yen's films after 'Ip Man'. There's not a lot of kung fu, but what there is of it is pretty dark and ugly stuff and the characters are rich and satisfying so just sit back and enjoy.


April's Shower of Movies

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Sigh...another month another flock of films, a murder of movies, a coalition of celluoid, a pack of photoplays, a parliament of pictures, a mischief of magic lantern projections! OK, OK...I suppose that was reaching just a bit as I didn't actually watch any lantern projection films but some of them were kinda old I suppose so all is forgiven. As I usually do I just sort of wandered about inserting film of great quality alongside really awful SyFy genre films just because as always that's just how I roll. Although I guess collected all together it may look like a large amount of films, in reality I've been kinda scaling down some of my viewings as I like to ruminate on some of them on my Facebook profile and packing too many films back to back, even though I do have the time, would just cause them to blur together a bit too much as writing about them helps me to focus a bit on their good and bad points and all that blah blah. I suppose you could "friend" me if you want to read my ramblings as I don't really seem to be writing review format type of musings anywhere else anymore. Both Netflix and Hulu Plus have been sneaking in tons of odd and cl@ssic films lately so I've been trying to track them down by throwing my genre viewing all over the place to see what springs up, and of course systematically flipping through some pages of film listings. Anyhoo...here's the stuff I watched last month for your edification and/or amusement.

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The Kiss (1929) directed by Jacques Feyder
The Single Standard (1929) directed by John S. Robertson
2-Headed Shark Attack (2012) directed by Christopher Ray
Diary of a Lost Girl (1930) directed by Georg W. Pabst
Rare Exports (2010) directed by Jalmari Helander
Green Mansions (1959) directed by Mel Ferrer
Pretty Poison (1968 ) directed by Noel Black
Valerie & Her Week of Wonders (1970) directed by Jaromil Jires
Les Cousins (1959) directed by Claude Chabrol
The Grapes of Death (1978 ) directed by Jean Rollin
Cruel Gun Story (1964) directed by Takumi Furukawa
I Am Waiting (1957) directed by Koreyoshi Kurahara
Caterpillar (2010) directed by Koji Wakamatsu
Splatter Beach (2007) directed by John & Mark Polonia
Love Among the Millionaires (1930) directed by Frank Tuttle
God Bless America (2012) directed by Bobcat Goldthwait
Tintin & The Lake of Sharks (1972) directed by Raymond Leblanc
Bad Blood AKA King of the Triads (2010) directed by Dennis Law

Justice League: Doom (2012) directed by Lauren Montgomery
The Unloved (2009) directed by Samantha Morton
Opening Night (1977) directed by John Cassavetes
Rango (2011) directed buy Gore Verbinski
The Troll Hunter (2010) directed by Andre Ovredal
Intimidation (1960) directed by Koreyoshi Kurahara
My Lady of Whims (1925) directed by Dallas M. Fitzgerald
Therese and Isabelle (1968 ) directed by Radley Metzger
The Young Tiger (1973) directed by Ma Wu
Into the Abyss (2011) directed by Werner Herzog
Executioners from Shaolin (1976) directed by Kar-leung Lau
Get Your Man (1927) directed by Dorothy Arzner
Sleeping Beauty (2011) directed by Julia Leigh
The Piano Tuner of Earthquakes (2006) directed by the Brothers Quay
Mad Detective (2007) directed by Johnnie To

Ask Father (1919) directed by Hal Roach
Among Those Present (1921) directed by Fred C Newmeyer
Haunted Spooks (1920) directed by Hal Roach
Get Out and Get Under (1920) directed by Hal Roach
Blue-Eyed Butcher (2012) directed by Stephen Kay
Minnie & Moskowitz (1972) directed by John Cassavetes
Ace in the Hole (1951) directed by Billy Wilder
Helen's Babies (1924) directed by William A. Seiter
The Skin I Live In (2011) directed by Pedro Almodovar
Old Joy (2006) directed by Kelly Reichardt
Shaolin Mantis (1978 ) directed by Kar-lau Leung
Rhinoceros (1974) directed by Tom O'Horgan
The Seventh Seal (1958 ) directed by Ingmar Bergman
Tarzan's Revenge (1938 ) directed by D. Ross Lederman
Alien Tornado (2012) directed by Jeff Burr
Westworld (1973) directed by Michael Crichton

Yakuza Weapon (2011) directed by Tak Sakaguchi
Insidious (2011) directed by James Wan
Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter (1974) directed by Brian Clemens
Battle Royale (2000) directed by Kinji Fukasaku
Youth of the Beast (1963) directed by Seijun Suzuki
Shaolin Intruders (1983) directed by Chia Tang
Cold Eyes of Fear (1971) directed by Enzo G. Castellari
Daisies (1966) directed by Vera Chytilova
Born To Be Bad (1934) directed by Lowell Sherman
Nazis At The Center Of The Earth (2012) directed by Joseph J. Lawson
Fighting Elegy (1966) directed by Seijun Suzuki
Alien (1979) directed by Ridley Scott
Warlock (1959) directed by Edward Dmytryk
The Big Bird Cage (1972) directed by Jack Hill
Space Twister (2012) directed by Sheldon Wilson

March Movie Madness!

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Not being terribly interest in College or "practice" sports, March for me was a return to my typical habits of watching lots of films and then watching some more films. As starved for attention as I can sometimes be, this is in no way a brag sheet as (1) I don't really feel competitive about devouring films as I'm not exactly a young virginal lad, and (2) I watch a lot of older "B" films which tend to run just a tad over an hour long so that's not really something I would call an effort worth bragging about. That's better saved for something like Tie Xi Qu: West of the Tracks or Out 1 I would guess.That is however something of the point of this post as I was suffering under some intereference in my typical movie watching ways and oddly in March I never go around to any of my loftier cultural goals of watching a series of films from a legendary or noteworthy director and so, for those of you interested, this is sorta what happens when damons are left to their own devices and wanders around all goaless and shiftless suffering from typical shutinables and just watches a bunch of stuff he casually wants to watch.

Although that being said I did actually spend some effort in tracking down a few Rita Tushingham and Clara Bow films I wanted to see so...there's that if that means anything to you and the pointless formula I've already presented...for no reason. I guess. Oh also this is all fairly chronological from the beginning of the month as I'm just far too lazy to reorder the films by year or by levels of perceived quality...although I suppose I should have...maybe...but I didn't. So there.

  • Battleground (1950)
  • Mantrap (1926)
  • The Iron Rose (1973)
  • Bombshell (1933)
  • The Temptress (1926)
  • Dangerous Curves (1929)
  • Havana Widows (1933)
  • Laughing Sinners (1931)
  • The Silk Express (1933)
  • Big-Hearted Herbert (1934)
  • Angel Baby (1961)
  • Having A Wild Weekend (1965)
  • Midnight in Paris (2011)
  • The Fugitive (1947)
  • The Flying Fleet (1929)
  • 'Frisco Jenny (1932)
  • Story of G.I. Joe (1945)
  • Gallant Journey (1946)
  • Lafayette Escadrille (1958)
  • A Taste of Honey (1961)
  • Time To Kill (1989)
  • The Wild Party (1929)
  • A Generation (1955)
  • Free To Love (1925)
  • Leprechaun's Revenge (2011)
  • The Saturday Night Kid (1929)
  • Outrage (2010)
  • Machete Maidens Unleashed (2010)
  • J'Accuse! (1919)
  • Men in White (1934)
  • God's Gift To Women (1931)
  • Hula (1927)
  • The Common Law (1931)
  • Inspiration (1931)
  • Movie Crazy (1932)
  • True To The Navy (1930)
  • The Secret of NIMH (1982)
  • O Brother, Where Art Thou (2000)
  • Creature (2011)
  • Sweet Karma (2009)
  • Little Norse Prince (1968)
  • Dancing Mothers (1926)
  • Hugo (2011)
  • Machete (2010)
  • Kid Boots (1926)
  • The Adventures of Tintin (2011)
  • THE KNACK...and how to get it (1965)
  • Beyond the Rocks (1922)
  • Father Takes a Wife (1941)
  • The Trap (1966)
  • Smashing Time (1967)
  • Little Annie Rooney (1925)
  • Ciao! Manhattan (1972)
  • The Romantic Englishwoman (1975)
  • Women in Cages (1971)
  • 3 (2010)
  • April Fool's Day (1986)
  • Hallelujah! (1929)
  • Hips, Hips, Hooray! (1934)
  • Elmer the Great (1933)

13 at 13 on 13

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When I first bought my PS3 I was pretty much entrenched in my little XBox 360 gaming world and mainly picked it up as a cheap Blu-Ray player as figured I could also double up its value by playing the occasional exclusive. But as the years passed I found myself going back to it more and more despite the fact that I started ignoring some of the bigger high-profile games. I'm not fully sure why as despite some claims to the contrary and despite the PS3 being the hardest damn gaming system to program for that has ever existed, I haven't really noticed much of a difference between the two when competing games for them existed and I played them both. Perhaps it's just the fact that the PS3 controller feels a little faster and more responsive thus being slightly more fun to use in heavy action and fighting games. Then again perhaps it's that silly little last minute attempt for Sony to adopt the achievement goal era but attempt to maintain a brand uniqueness by creating the Platinum reward. Ahhhhhh the Platinum medal! Not only does it let everybody know you met and bested all the challenges, but it also shouts this out as a large demarcation of awesomesauce that further, and sometimes unwanted, DL additions can no longer sully your accomplishment as they do on the 360.

Now lord knows I'm the furthest thing away from being hardcore. Yes I'm an oldschool gamer that grew up gaming with no saves and only a limited amount of lives. But I get enough frustration in my day to day life and I don't really feel the need to press the issue and go for that platinum reward or get my 1000/1000 if it looks to be something I just don't want to tackle. Yet over the years I've actually slowly managed to pick up some here and there until the present moment in which I found that I've acquired 13 platinums which barely squeaked me into being level 13 and as luck would have it today's the 13th. So let's celebrate at Gamespot's loneliest little blog by checking out just what kind of crappy games damons played in which he did it all.

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X-Men Origins: Wolverine

I believe one of the first games I played on my PS3. I had already 1000/1000 in on the 360 and I thought it was sad that I didn't have any games for the PS3 to try out. So my friend who had only a PS3 at the time gave me his copy to fool around with and darn it all if the game isn't just so much fun to play that I did all over again until I had my first shiny little platinum reward. This game often gets called out as an easy platinum game and while I agree the bulk of the game is not particularly hard as long as you take the time to build ol' Wolvie up, there are some difficult goals to be met besides just beating the game. The most annoying aspect is the fact that the game suffers from having a very annoying and very strange end boss fight on which you can instantly die from due to poor planning on the developer's part. This annoyance is amplified quite a bit when you face the boss on hard as it drags the battle out for quite some time which is quite nerve-wracking when you know that if he slips away from you at any moment he could teleport and crumble the world around you killing you instantly and you have to start all over again. An annoying end to overall a very fun game.

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Tekken 6

The next one I believe was Tekken 6 which is a game I dearly loved but one which was very bizarre to get the platinum for as most of the goals pretty much revolved around their strange expanded 3D adventure brawler mode which nobody seems to like and yet the folks at Namco seem to be very much obsessed with pushing. Once you get used to who you have to fight and what to expect in terms of resistance and their reactions it wasn't too hard. But if it wasn't for some nice little solutions such as machine-gunning Devil Jin far enough away from one particularly difficult and confined level that he would fall out of the area rewarding you with an instant victory, then I'm not sure if I would've been able to get it done. Regardless once all that nonsense side game stuff was over I had very little to do in terms of goals but at long last I could play the very brief arcade mode with all the characters I had unlocked. Often fighting games have those annoying to nigh impossible goals of beating gobs of folks online in a row and crap like that, but thankfully not in this game and thus a fighting game with a shiny platinum.

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Star Wars: The Force Unleashed

Another fine action game that not only deeply entrenched me in the beloved Star Wars universe I grew up with, but one which was also dark and gritty and thankfully completely free of the stink of the prequels. I really enjoyed this game as the developers really made sure you would have a great time exploiting your jedi skills in order to deal a helluva lot of carnage and destruction and some at times rather shocking feats. Like many adventure games as long as you built your character up properly the game wasn't too hard, but on the highest difficulty level some of the boss battles were quite a problem and the game really forces you to use all of the powers and skills you develop to their fullest in order to survive. Not the most difficult to be sure, but I not only really enjoyed the action and settings, I also really enjoyed the character to the point that I secretly wished somebody would make an awesome film covering the arc of this game. Fun stuff, cool characters, and a shiny platinum for me!

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Bayonetta

One of my favorite action games ever and probably the platinum I'm most proud of as I honestly never thought I would do it and pretty much decided it wouldn't happen after I tried my hand at a couple of the more challenging goals I had to achieve. But darn it if the game not only compelled me to keep playing it and get better and better at it, but it also allowed me the freedom to figure out how I would achieve those goals and I always get a kick out of the fact that I did some of the more annoying Alfheims in a way completely different from how my friend did them. A game which looks easy if you do what you need to do with solid precision, but if you don't things can get messy quite fast. But despite this the game isn't needlessly so hardcore that a single mistake will sink you instantly which is a lesson I wish more game developers would learn. There were some down moments such as the overly long motorcyle level and the needlessly long Space Harrier level which then dumps you right into a majorly difficult boss battle (a major gaming sin), but overall it was a challenging but incredibly fun game to play chock full of entertaining characters and some truly gorgeous character and level designs.

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Dante's Inferno

A fun but shallow hack and slasher in the God of War mold, Dante's Inferno was rich in character and packed to the brim with all manner of monsters and demons so perversely realized that I'm actually kind of surprised this game didn't cause more of a ruckus with the wall to wall nudity eventually resulting in a very large swinging penis courtesy of a not so shy Devil. A fairly easy platinum to get as long as you took the time to explore every nook and cranny, and though I'm not opposed to playing a casually fun action game, the game mainly failed in that it provided you with quite a laundry list of exciting combos you could pull off, but the developers forgot to challenge you so that you would need to use them as it was fairly easy just to keep moving and hack away with a standard quick combo to get the job done. Overall it was fun to play through, but it just wasn't as satisfying as it could have been had the developers spent a little more time with it.

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Mafia II

I really enjoyed Mafia II as the mechanics of the cover system worked like a charm and some of the characters were actually quite fun to be around. The game itself is pretty easy and doing the game on hard just means you need to take things a little slower and make sure you utilize cover always remembering who is going to rush you from where. There were some really silly moments of immersion such as cleaning toilets and walking to and from in prison very slowly which I assume was meant to convey some sort of atmosphere but just felt dumb. Then of course there was the game's strange obsession with suddenly taking away all your money and clothes several times (always a big annoyance in games in which you collect stuff), but once you knew to expect it and realized you could get money pretty quickly it was no big deal. I wished they could've opened up the city more and included actual side missions to play around with and the odd avoidance of nudity seemed strange considering you collect pictures of nude women from Playboy in the game, but overall it was still a fun game that I played through many times. It's a shame the DL that would come out all involved beating the clock which is the antithesis of how this game operates making the DL pretty much the most miserable experience of my gaming life. Thanks idiots.

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The Saboteur

I really enjoyed this stealth sandbox game quite a bit and got quite a kick out of slowly bombing the crap out of everything without anyone noticing I was there. Initially the game takes quite a bit of technique to slowly take out a cluster of targets all being heavily guarded and patrolled. But once you unlock the ability to set bombs while disguised in full view of other soldiers as long as you didn't get too close to them the game really allowed you to abuse your enemy something fierce. I enjoyed figuring out ways to chain bombs and just unleash hell right as the Germans started to suspect something. Collecting vehicles was a blast as well and I managed to snag a platinum despite the usual bane of my completion in sandbox games, namely car racing, because unlike many other car racing mini games these were actually possibly to do...from my perspective anyways. A fairly easy but fun platinum but it takes quite of lot of bombing to finish up things so it's kind of a war of attrition.

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inFamous

Like I strangely do lately, I pretty much got excited for this title and then skipped over picking it up for no particular reason and pretty much forgot about it until Sony offered it up for free as their apology for their network being down for so damn long. Needless to say I enjoyed it quite a bit and with the exception of a couple of boss fights and the main end boss fight on hard I don't remember it being too difficult to get everything finished up to obtain my platinum. some of the mechanics were a little wonky and I was less than amused at yet another game poorly implementing morality decisions that basically consist of "kick a puppy for no good reason" and "don't kick the puppy". The "good" and "evil" powers were annoyingly uneven with the "good" side being far better due to their self-healing properties. Still it was a bag of fun and after struggling with that boss on hard I finally had me my platinum!

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inFamous 2

Pretty much played this as soon as I finished up the first game and despite my trepidation over the giant monsters that I watched my friend playing earlier that year, I still ended up having a good time and despite the changes I still enjoyed the characters and even the oh so obvious reveal. I was a bit disappointed that the folks at Sucker Punch somehow completely missed the fact that dying because your character keeps grabbing tiny out-croppings on the side of buildings was a problem in the first game and all they simply had to do was make the character NOT GRAB ANYTHING IF THE GRAB BUTTON IS HELD DOWN but somehow this obvious easy fix eluded them and...oh well. The evil powers were a little better this time out but really the main happiness about playing evil is that game is obsessed with attempting to make you accidentally kill the masses as they are quite fond of jumping between you and your target So when you are playing evil you don't have to worry about them and jog for a better position. You just note which direction your enemy is coming from and unleash every ounce of destructive force their direction...so satisfying. The game felt a bit easier but was quite a bit more epic and the challenges were more...um challenging so good times were had by all.

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Saints Row: The Third

The newest iteration of Saints Row took one giant step forward and then a bunch of tiny steps backwards. I very much enjoyed the fact that tongue was firmly in cheek and now your character as leader of The Saints wasn't a super serious gangsta psychopath that nobody would actually follow, but now was quite a fun-loving silly sociopathic killer who I quite enjoyed playing. I was a little concerned that I would be able to complete the game as this time out you had to do versions of some traditional side missions that in older games I sometimes found nigh impossible to complete on the hardest levels. But this time out the racing was gone thank God and I managed to figure out a way to finish up the side missions on hard and along with grinding out like a madman to open up some very naughty legal cheat stats the game ended up being a lot of fun but probably a bit easier than it should have been.

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Mini Ninjas

Okay okay! I know it's a kids game right? Yeah well it is kind of and even on the hardest level the game is fairly easy except for some situations involving portals and the end boss' third attack which can kill you in two hits and if you guess wrong you can't get away from him. But really I just loved this game's character designs and overall clean and stylish aesthetic and so I just breezed through it giggling with glee at all the cute as buttons goals and outcomes of my silly attacks. Not a proud victory I suppose, but an enjoyable journey nonetheless. NINJAS! NINJAS! NINJAS!

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Captain America: Super Soldier

Picked up a cheap copy because I was bored and fairly poor and I had heard this game actually wasn't terrible for a license game. While it wasn't anything I'd recommend, I'll agree it wasn't awful at all although it was awfully shallow and despite the presence of all manner of reversals, much like Dante's Inferno during most of the game you don't really need them so I kind of forgot that they actually were there. That is until I had to do the challenges a couple of which were actually a bit challenging and in which I had to take down my giant robotic foes with speed and precision in order to obtain my platinum. A fairly easy game overall but those challenges at least made it feel like I had to make a decent amount of effort to win my shiny medal.

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Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2

Still sad and still fairly poor, I picked up a cheap copy of this old game as I played it years ago on my 360 and I kind of just wanted something fun to kick around. I was a little upset they took away the "build your own team" feature from the first game, but it's still fun, the new fusions are kind of nice, and the Civil War setting was a nice setting to stomp around in. As usual I went with Ms. Marvel as thankfully she's quite a bit better here than in the first game and sadly there's no god tier Spider-Woman to abuse the enemy with . Not too difficult of a game although there are a few combat scenarios on the hardest difficulty setting that are quite annoying. I never did completely finish up this game on my 360 as the danger room challenges made me a sad panda. But I sat down and figured out how to do them and kept at them until at long last I finished the last goal and got my 13th platinum reward! Thanks Ms. Marvel! ...oh also Thor who hits like...well like you would imagine Thor would hit like when he's fully buffed.

Wonder Woman's Dirty Little Secret

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A sexy but exceedingly powerful super hero who all too often people forget is only slightly less powerful than Superman...oh and she's immortal -- though I suppose at the rate in which DC keeps rewriting stuff who can say what the future holds for our often pantsless princess? Anyways I thought the drawing by Yeso cute so enjoy!