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  • Rating:7
    Rushed, dumb, and shallow, yet surprisingly enjoyable.<br />  Still, pretty disappointing compared to Origins.

    Dragon Age II

    Rushed, dumb, and shallow, yet surprisingly enjoyable.<br /> Still, pretty disappointing compared to Origins.

    Being a huge fan of Origins and the Mass Effect series, the changes I read about at first seemed like good ones. A more dynamic combat system to spice things up, dialogue wheel from Mass Effect and so on... it seemed lik... Read Full Review

    15 of 17 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:7.5
    A generally really good RPG that suffers from some poor design choices and a lack of polish.

    Divinity II: The Dragon Knight Saga

    A generally really good RPG that suffers from some poor design choices and a lack of polish.

    Went into the game without expectations, and found it to be surprisingly enjoyable. The world is big and looks nice, with green rolling hills and grass that flutters in the wind, you know, the basic RPG stuff. Graphicall... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:6
    First half is great! The second one... not so much.

    Risen

    First half is great! The second one... not so much.

    From the start, this game can be very challenging and the rather clunky combat system can be off-putting to new-comers. Personally, I never played any of the Gothic games (except Arcania) so this took some time getting u... Read Full Review

    7 of 11 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:3
    It's not even playable...<br />  <br />  Edit: oh wait, now it is! Too bad it sucks though, as expected!

    Kane & Lynch: Dead Men

    It's not even playable...<br /> <br /> Edit: oh wait, now it is! Too bad it sucks though, as expected!

    Bought this one for about $5. What a rip-off! Here I was expecting a mediocre third-person shooter with a story that reminded of "Heat", a ton of swearing and a broken cover-system. I didn't even get that. What I did g... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:7
    In its core a great action game that is marred by a significant number of flaws that takes out a lot of the fun.

    Tomb Raider: Underworld

    In its core a great action game that is marred by a significant number of flaws that takes out a lot of the fun.

    I never fell into the whole Tomb Raider craze back when it started in 1996. Probably because my interest in voluptuous women with big guns (hah! a pun!) hadn't exactly bloomed at the age of 6, but what do I know? Anyw... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:8
    Brings back a lot of good memories, but unfair mission design makes certain missions more frustrating than fun.

    Command & Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars

    Brings back a lot of good memories, but unfair mission design makes certain missions more frustrating than fun.

    Having bought this game really cheap I was pretty eager to try out my first C&C since Red Alert 2. While the core gameplay is still great, it lacks in certain directions, mainly balancing. Some units are clearly better t... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:6.5
    Lots of potential hampered by lots of poor design choices and a weak story

    Two Worlds II

    Lots of potential hampered by lots of poor design choices and a weak story

    Two Worlds 2, the poorly named sequel to a poor game. I really wanted to like this game, seeing as it has gained a lot of praise from various reviewers and users alike. Alas, it fell rather short. First of all, the ga... Read Full Review

    9 of 10 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:9.5
    An amazing experience you will never forget

    Mass Effect 2

    An amazing experience you will never forget

    This being my first review, I decided to let Mass Effect 2 have it. This game is definitely one of the best games I have ever played, and if that makes me sound like a fan boy... you are absolutely right. In short,... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:5.5
    And I thought SR3 was disappointing...

    Saints Row IV

    And I thought SR3 was disappointing...

    This game is just SR3, but worse. The graphics are the same, but worse (however that might be possible?), the story is worse, the humor is worse, the soundtrack is worse (still has some great tunes though, but not as man... Read Full Review

    1 of 2 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:5.5
    Question: What do you get when you mix RPG, RTS and TBS together? <br />  Answer: An undercooked Dragon Commander.

    Divinity: Dragon Commander

    Question: What do you get when you mix RPG, RTS and TBS together? <br /> Answer: An undercooked Dragon Commander.

    Well this was disappointing, since I quite liked Larians' last game, Dragon Knight. Dragon Commander, while being rather ambitious, unfortunately falls short on all accounts. Except the music, it's actually really good. ... Read Full Review

    2 of 5 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:3.5
    Should be called "COVER" instead...<br />  <br />  Alternatively "Purple Stealth Vampire", take your pick.

    DARK (2013)

    Should be called "COVER" instead...<br /> <br /> Alternatively "Purple Stealth Vampire", take your pick.

    The one thing that really aggravates me about this game (apart from the stupid name) is the price; at 45 euros, this is almost as much as any AAA-title on steam. This game is not AAA. It's barely A. Question: what do ... Read Full Review

    19 of 20 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:3
    Hilariously broken!

    Death to Spies: Moment of Truth

    Hilariously broken!

    I spent a whole dollar on this game! I feel robbed! I'm going to skip the parts about how this game is frustrating an super challenging, and instead talk about some funny bugs, cause we all love that! So, in the fi... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:1
    Starts out "so bad it's good", but before long, you will shake you head in disbelief...

    Ride to Hell: Retribution

    Starts out "so bad it's good", but before long, you will shake you head in disbelief...

    Wow... this game is so bad I'm not sure how to describe it. I'll try though. You play as a biker. You ride a bike. You press buttons in many QTE's. You will look at many cutscenes followed by loading screens followed ... Read Full Review

    40 of 40 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:6
    A game well past its prime...

    The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind - Game of the Year Edition

    A game well past its prime...

    I'm sure I will get lambasted for this by the fans that adore this game, but whatever. The fact is, Morrowind just isn't very good. I first tried out the game with just a bunch of graphics mods - they help, but the ga... Read Full Review

    1 of 2 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:6
    Great in concept, less so in execution.

    Remember Me

    Great in concept, less so in execution.

    Well that was disappointing. Sure, I didn't exactly expect a masterpiece with this game, but I would have hoped for it to stay a decent 7/10 throughout. It doesn't however. The visual design is great, it definitely ha... Read Full Review

    6 of 9 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:2.5
    It's a piece of sh't! And that's being generous!

    Star Trek The Video Game

    It's a piece of sh't! And that's being generous!

    Oh how pointless this review is, for we all knew this game was going to be terrible, didn't we? Keeping it short, because it doesn't deserve more: - Graphics looks like something from early 2006, awful textures and an... Read Full Review

    7 of 8 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:2
    What is this, month of the sh*tty shooters?!

    Chernobyl Commando

    What is this, month of the sh*tty shooters?!

    If you have played Sniper: Manhunter, you have played this game. Yet somehow, this one manages to be worse, even though it's newer. A lot worse. Every single facet from Sniper: Manhunter is copied into this game, be they... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:4
    Throw enough sh*t on the wall, and something has to stick, right? Right...?

    Resident Evil 6

    Throw enough sh*t on the wall, and something has to stick, right? Right...?

    After the great Resident Evil 5 (yes, I actually really liked it), Resident Evil 6 blew it big time. Almost every aspect of it is worse. The graphics are worse with awful textures, the sound is worse with overacting and ... Read Full Review

    13 of 15 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:2.5
    Making out with a zombie is likely more arousing than playing this game...

    The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct

    Making out with a zombie is likely more arousing than playing this game...

    Well, who didn't see this one coming? This game is probably the worst this year, and a good candidate of taking home the title for 2013. For starters, the graphics are awful. I honestly cannot tell if they are suppose... Read Full Review

    2 of 4 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:3.5
    Just as City Interactive's games starts to become okay, they drop the ball again!

    Sniper: Ghost Warrior 2

    Just as City Interactive's games starts to become okay, they drop the ball again!

    I have actually played most of City Interactive's shooters. What do they have in common? Answer: they are all short, generic, completely uninspired modern military shooters with copy pasted assets, bad AI, bad story, bad... Read Full Review

    9 of 12 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:4
    Will put you to sleep better than Ambien and grandpa's old stories combined!

    Assassin's Creed III

    Will put you to sleep better than Ambien and grandpa's old stories combined!

    Yikes, what a mess! Playing the new AC3 DLC, I remember why I loath this game so much. I also don't understand why anyone would actually like it, unless you are a lobotomized chicken. I really don't, because there is not... Read Full Review

    3 of 4 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:2
    Worst game of 2012, congratulations!

    Uprising44: The Silent Shadows

    Worst game of 2012, congratulations!

    Finally GS noticed this game has actually been released! Played this back in September, and what I remember most fondly is how terrible it is. Let's start with graphics: hideous. Characters have huge creepy alien hand... Read Full Review

    1 of 2 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:8.5
    Black Ops II is something CoD hasn't been in years - it's actually great!

    Call of Duty: Black Ops II

    Black Ops II is something CoD hasn't been in years - it's actually great!

    Been a fan of the CoD series ever since the first one. After the "disappointment" that was MW3 (not that I expected much from it) I thought I would be done with CoD at least until they would bring out a new engine, but s... Read Full Review

    2 of 4 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:2.5
    Fail of epic proportions!

    007 Legends

    Fail of epic proportions!

    ...and yet I've played worse games! Anyway, this game is absolutely horrible. The graphics look several years old, and the resolution is simply upscaled from the the console versions, making it all look very low-res n... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:2.5
    A re-release of a terrible game from 2005 - and it's still terrible!

    Dungeon Lords MMXII

    A re-release of a terrible game from 2005 - and it's still terrible!

    I didn't spend much time on this game. It wasn't worth it. The graphics, that were poor in 2005, have apparently been updated. It almost looks a like a 2003 game now, hah! The combat consists of clicking the LB and bl... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:3
    A bad port to a bad game... let the hate commence!

    Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition

    A bad port to a bad game... let the hate commence!

    I had a feeling I would not be particularly fond of Dark Souls when reading about it. Sure, it sounds cool and all... but basing your game around dying over and over again is not good game design. Take any normal game... Read Full Review

    27 of 46 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:4.5
    About as generic as it gets...

    Inversion

    About as generic as it gets...

    Inversion is in short, a cover based shooter á la Gears of War where you will use your powers over gravity to remove said cover from enemies, and they will attempt to do the same to you. Which makes this... just a shoote... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:3
    Imagine all the good things about Diablo, remove them, sh*t in their place, and you'll have the Bard's Tale!

    The Bard's Tale

    Imagine all the good things about Diablo, remove them, sh*t in their place, and you'll have the Bard's Tale!

    Bought this for 2 euro on the steam sale. Was probably a bit too much. The Bard's Tale is suppose to be a parody of other RPG games, but the only thing it really managed to parody is itself. The graphics apart from... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:8
    You made me cry BioWare... for good and bad.

    Mass Effect 3

    You made me cry BioWare... for good and bad.

    Seeing as most things already have been said that needs to be said, I'm going to make this short. Graphics are about the same as Mass Effect 2, but slightly worse in some places for some reason. Voice acting is still gre... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:2
    And the first nominee for worst PC game of 2012 is...

    Deep Black: Reloaded

    And the first nominee for worst PC game of 2012 is...

    I had been following this game for quite sometime, expecting a release in 2011, which never happened. I was actually quite surprised when it was released this March, having all but forgotten about it. In hindsight, I kin... Read Full Review

    3 of 3 users found the following review helpful