k here we go i hope i dont get banned either

ok theres this virgin girl and she decides that she wants to have her boyfriend come over for dinner and finally lose her virginity so she calls up her boyfriend and tells him her plan...but hes a virgin too so he goes to this pharmacy to get condoms and tells the pharmacist that he was going to lose his virginity with his girlfriend and asks for advice so thepharmacist talks to him for a hour then asks him if he wants the small, the medium, or the family size packs of condoms and he says family size cause hes going to do it alot...so he goes to his girlfriends house and they go right in to eat dinner after meeting her parents he quickly sits down and says grace....3 minutes goes by and hes dead quiet with his head down...20 minutes go by and his girl friend leans over and say "i had no idea you were this religious" he leaned over and said "i had no idea your dad was a Pharmacist"

She's crazy, all woman are crazy. Dump her.DJprofessorK

Of course we remember! I keep a printed copy of it under my pillow at night...

Did she say what she didn't like about it?

CheddarLimbo

you never left any replies for reading that poem....even tho that was the way unfinished version

well it backfired like crazy matter of fact she hates me now and i dont know why but laugh with me lol

so far this is what i have

To me you arethe diamond that shines in the rock

youare thekeyto my heart that you have to unlock

you are like a wildfire crazy and free

i love youalot, your perfect to me

you think you should change your ways

but around you it feels like minutes but its actually days

to me your really funny

your more to me than money

and thats it thats only like 4 lines