Not my favorites, but I really like those Burger King commercials.

Outrageous prices.

Little kids.

People who flick their toes loud and repeatedly.

People who take up arm space.

Bad movies.

All Nightmare Long is definitely one of the bests, in my opinion.

This sparked my favoring of vidya gaems as a kid. I played it all the time.

Seriously. Some times in the middle of night I feel something touch me, then I flip out and trip over everything to turn on the light.

Then my cat pops it's head out from under the covers.

Brian Regan and George Carlin.

So, I guess lots of kids back in elementary school thought I had sex with this other kid... in a locker... in the middle of class.

Come to think of it, kids in my area aren't to bright.

Those were repulsive. Especially the Darth Vader one. Sweet damn.

I like the smurf one, though. Pretty funny.

Bruce Campbell.

What a groovy guy.

The reasons here are represented in a pretty funny way, but texting doesn't quite help you build the social skills you'll probably need later in life.