This soda pouring menace will be the first of many! The robot-age is at hand! The downfall of man is imminent! Repent! Repent! Repent!

*quietly drinks root beer*

what does this mean? I'm trying to put a picture in my blog but this error shows:

Tag img may not have attribute title

I like turtles...

*takes a swig*

short, but it has a message:

"Why are we here?" people often ask,

I say we have no real task,

While people ponder such trifles,

Shouldn't we care more about our economy's fickleness?

Or our offspring taking up rifles?

I shall tackle this question with finesse,

And say that we all have bigger problems to worry about,

So help us take them all out!

Okay...hi. My name is Migaru, (given to me by the Dark Lord, Yggdrasill) I am 17 years old. My hobbies include playing videogames, creating characters and stories (ripping people's heads off) and watching my favorite show of all time, Mythbusters. I'm glad to be part of this union to share some of my stories (and devour your souls) and to read other people's stories.

*all parenthesis are sarcastic