i don't know. i'm freaking new. Sue me.

Any help at all?

Do this: http://www.dugged.com/view_video.php?viewkey=194c475687be6106a3b8

Not biological (or logical for that matter), but gets the job done. :)

PhantasmCipherX

lol why am I even surprised?

Get a girlfriend. Tell her you stop at third.

Or if you must remain single, there is always garlic butter.

SirSpudly

LMAO.. garlic butter cures all.

but on a serious note, do you feel like you should be a woman instead of a male? hm.. you can try meditation, takes your mind away from the thought of sexual desires and calms yourself. That's how Buddhist monks do it. Meditate your way to purity young grasshoppa!