[QUOTE="MordusMythril"][QUOTE="sutherland19"][QUOTE="Big_Red_Button"]I was dissatisfied with the many religions in the market, so after getting home from the Religious Depot dissapointed I decided to start my own religion.
Many different religions have various things about them that make sense, so my religion may seem like a compilation of many of those.
The main god in my religion is RL_Admin, he is the admin, when someone dies that's because their latency was too high, so he kicked them. Severe injuries cause so many calculations in the server that someone's latency rises, so if it rises enough it causes them to die from those injuries.
RL_Admin isn't the only god though, as he created many other gods to protect the triforce shards.
Gods:
-The Flying Spaghetti Monster
-Jack Bauer
-Chuck Norris
-Ultra Jesus
-Raptor Jesus
-Samus Aran
-Jesus Jones
-The Red Ranger
-Donnie Darko
There were OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!! gods before, but most of them got killed by the transformers in the 8-Bit Wars.
When the world is under the threat from Corporations or Communism, the many different god's ghosts rise from the grave and sing christmas charrols to lul the enemies of freedom into a Coma.
The center of the universe, ironically, is Disney Land, which cites Disney's success, as the inpenetrable fortress of Disney Land is able to harness the energy of Feng-Shui in a weaponised form.
Our prophets have discovered that Disney Land's private militia will rise up and try to take over the world, and the only way to survive is to join us.
Join the Admantists today, and save your soul from Wal-mart.
Big_Red_Button
Um, your religion is quite hypocritical, your gods fight Communism and Wal-Mart, well if they don't support Corporations and Capitilism etc, and they don't support Communism...what do they support? YOU WON'T THINK IT'S A JOKE WHEN THE ZERGS RISE FROM THE DEPTHS OF SPACE AND ATTACK US! BE TRANSFERRED TO OUR FAITH OR FACE HORRIBLE DEATH HERATIC!
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