I don't think it's fair of you to use phrases like "you get the picture" and "for obvious reasons". I do not get the picture, and I do not find the reasons obvious. I demand you elaborate in greater detail on why these items do not belong in my nasal cavity.

Oleg_Huzwog

well the obvious reasons for not putting clay into your nose is that once it hardens it will prevent you from sniffing breathing through your nose etc

And when I said not to put pencils in your nose it was a reference to the frosties kid who after being shunned by his peers for appearing in a slightly camp frosties ad he then proceeded to shove two pencils up his nose bang his head on the table and now.... no more frosties kid

Do you get it now ;)

1. clay: because when that s**t gets hard........... you get the picture

2. A pencil: For obvious reasons......................... R.I.P frosties kid :(

3. Tissues: They may be great for blowing your nose but do not put them INTO your nose..... lets just say theres a reason for my username

4. Somebody elses nose: Its just not right

5. Hurtful comments: because noses have feelings too

6. Straws: because that walrus thing just isnt funny...... okay its f***ing hilarious but it has limited appeal

7. Viagra: It goes in your mouth.. I know that now....

8. Explosives : coz that s**t takes ages to clean up

9. Justin Bieber : I know he the right size for it and everything but he has some serious bladder control problems

10. pregnancy test. because chances are it wot be an accurate result

11. Bleach: Just trust me on this one ............

Well thats my definitive list of things you probably shouldnt put into your nose. But hey what do i know? feel free to try any of those things. I cant be held responsible for your actions ;)

Its approaching that time of year where EA/2k start to to release sport games and many sport games get a boost for having enjoyable soundtracks(ie FIFA 09)

So what songs would you like to see feature in your favourite sports games? I have a few suggestions............

The kooks - she moves in her own way

The fratellis - chelsea dagger

Undercover Martyn - two door cinema club

the arctic monkeys - teddy picker

Train - hey soul sister

Biffy Clyro -The Captain

Just got the Official Xbox Magazine through the mail today and saw the Mafia 2 review... It only got 7/10.

Anyone who was thinking of getting it still going to get it after reading that review? They really went through it in that review. I think I'll definitely have to wait until I play the demo on the 10th to decide what to do, but it's looking like a miss for me. :( I was so looking forward to it, too.

maniac-2k7

You should never judge a game by reviews. MW2 got great reviews and I never thought it was any good while godfather 2 got a 4.5 rating from gamespot while i though it was one of the best games released last year. Some people just have different taste in games. You should make your mind up yourself

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Anyways Im from Cork in Ireland. Its pretty awesome when its dry but it rains so much here I rarely get to observe the beauty of this fine city. So I suppose I do like it here but id swap it for Florida anyday :P

Big_Bad_Sad

Ya cork can be good when we have nice weather like we do at the moment. Where in Cork were you, if you can remember

So I was wondering where everybody on this site comes from. I always find it kinda weird(but cool) when someone from say australia post a comment in the same thread as me and hes like 4000 miles away from me. (so Im weird deal with it ;)

Anyways Im from Cork in Ireland. Its pretty awesome when its dry but it rains so much here I rarely get to observe the beauty of this fine city. So I suppose I do like it here but id swap it for Florida anyday :P

there is a law in Ireland that says : If someone breaks into your house and injures themselves in your house they can sue you for for not keeping your property safe enough(there is also a law that says any private owned property must be safe enough to sustain human life without risk to ones health). If the person sues you your almost guaranteed to lose as you cant win unless you can prove that the intruder purposelly caused themselves harm. Stupid

Jell-o because it is delicious and soft.

Off topic: Nice avi :p

Forever_Posting

Hey did you steal my profile picture? :evil:

.............. what kind of food would you like him to throw in your face and why?

If a charater from any xbox game youve ever played ruled the world who do you think it would be and why?