I just finished watching Mega shark Vs. Giant Octopus (the 2009 version I don't know if there are others I couldn't be bothered to find out) a really terrible film in my opinion with many many holes in it which sometimes are so stupid they make you laugh like a massive shark jumping 1000's of feet out of the sea to eat an aeroplane (and a nervous guy inside being told there's nothing to fear by a flight attendant then raaaaa a big scary shark eats you) or an octopus the same size as on oil rig that then destroys the oil rig but some how a guy survives without a scratch on him ... so very very stupid. I only recommend you watch this so that you can understand exactly how really stupid this is... just plain awful.
So yesterday I had to wake up at 6AM FFS on a Saturday... I didn't even know that kind of time existed I just though t it was one of those things to scare you... anyway I had to wake up at 6am (6AM FFS!) to go to the dentist but not my normal one down the road over there but the one on the other side of the city. I'm not exactly sure why I couldn't go to my normal one. So when I finally get there at about 8:30am (AM FFS!) its closed (my appointment is at 8:30) so I stand outside for like 15 min when sum old guy and probably his granddaughter turn up and magically someone opens the door from the inside right away a receptionist I think and they get seen before me (probably because they're local... are you local????). I get in there at about 9ish and my dentist is this old guy called Boff (that isn't a joke that is actually his real name.. and the other is called flasher... their last names anyway lol ). So the old guy is really rude but not in an offensive way if you know what I mean (he's clever like that) he tells me to sit in the chair and after he's done raping my mouth wit his finger he starts saying all this stuff that I don't understand. I have no adult vampire/canine tooth (it was just never there for some reason) and the tooth next to it turned sideways to fill in the gap but then left to small gaps at each side. So then the old dentist guy (who I suspect could be a sex offender in his own right) tells me to follow the lady assistant to get an x-ray of my teeth so I said "Mkay". Then he hands me a metal tray thing (that's bigger than my head) and asks if I could fit that in my mouth...I stood their blank... then he replies no of course you couldn't because only women have big mouths (now can some one tell me if that's just a "women talk a lot" joke or a cock sucking joke" because I couldn't figure it out). So in short I get the x-ray and my teeth are all normal except the vampire/canine one that's been stolen from me but the old dentist rapist pedo called Boff said I wasn't allowed to have the x-ray pic (wat a C U Next Tuesday... I don't wanna be modded now do I) but I found one thanks to the all powerful GOOGLE and I drew lines on it to show wat mine looked like. Then the old dentist rapist pedo called Boff said I had to come back like a bjillion times first to do separation, then braces (but only on that part of tooth), then all these other things that I didn't listen to. But now I r probably just gonna leave it and not go back I cant be bothered with all that messing around for one tooth that decided to disappear.
Oh yea and on the way home I saw a squirrel...... XD
this is my first try at putting pics on so i hope it works... and i wanna thank Master_DN for telling me how
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