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LynchMob09R
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Chris Jericho's music hits and he makes his way to the ring for the Highlight Reel special edition where he will have the first pick in the draft! Jericho welcomes the fans and says this is THE night. He says because tonight Fozzy plays live across the street after the show! Oh, and it's the first night of the draft lottery as well. In just moments a Smackdown superstar will head to the ring to make their debut on the Highlight Reel! He says he doesn't know how the impact will be compared to his. Jericho says he doesn't know who it is, but let's get down to it...
The first pick in the draft lottery is...... (long pause) holy crap. IT'S JOHN CENA.
Cena comes to the ring as a million questions run through the heads of millions of WWE fans world wide. The St. Louis crowd is insane as Cena shakes Chris Jericho's hand. The crowd chants as Jericho says he cannot believe it and how could this happen? Cena says every member of both rosters, nobody is safe, he got the call and John Cena is officially Raw. The champ is herrrrrrr. Jericho points out that there are two champions on one show and the last time that happened, he beat them both and became the first ever undisputed champion. Jericho then talks about Cena and how he is a little ahead of him musically, but it's ok kid, because he has potential. Jericho says he has to go for it, full force, even if it means alienating wrestling fans. Cena says the only reason he is here is because of these people. Cena then does his "You want some" bid and Christian's music hits and HE comes to the ring!
Christian has no robe, just a black T-shirt on. He walks in the ring and grabs a mic. Tomko looks on as usual. Christian says his eyes must be deceiving him because John Cena is on Raw. He says he heard the cheers and they sounded like the cheers they used to give another fraud in this town.. Mark McGuire? He said Mark made these people look like complete morons just like he is going to right now. Christian says it won't take an act of congress to expose Cena as a fraud. He says this is his show and tells Cena to take a stroll. Then he says "Canada in the house, cuz that's how I roll." Cena asks Jericho if it is alright to handle his business. Cena mocks Christian and them rhymes in creepy little bastard on him. He then mocks a rap on the Brood saying he couldn't cut. Gangrel was sucking blood, he was sucking something else. Cena then raps some more, it's real good funny stuff actually. He says he's going to lay it down and since it's the highlight reel they must be the assclowns. He then calls Tomko Christian's life partner. He tears them up and says he would beat both their asses. He says he better pray they switch shows and for old times sake, here's a 5 second pose. Cena poses with you can;t see my style and then moves all his fingers until his middle one is left up. Christian slaps him and a brawl ensues. Cena bumps Christian over the top rope and Jericho cracks Tomko with a punch and that leads to an FU on Tomko by Cena!
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