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cancelling christmas party.

I decided I dont want to because I hate parties! Theyre annoying and disruptive! I swear, I will never ever throw another blog party again! Im done! I hate parties! Theyre annoying! They shouldnt allow parties here! Plus, no one wants to come to my party just cause they fear something is bad just because its overhyped! So, im not doing it!Period! Before I conclude this blog, I want to say,

JUST KIDDING! :P

Did you really believe I would cancel a party? Its happening whether anyone wants it to or not.

Review and new post!

Show: Spongebob squarepants

Episode: Mystery with a twistery

Rating: 5/10

Summary: Wasnt that good.

Review: With all the hype on tv, I had high hopes for this episode. I thought someone wouldve stolen the krabby patty formula. That would make it like, 10 times better. But,the stolen itemwas a little key? And, I thought the whole episode would be based on it. But, no! It was only like, 5 minutes! And, I found flaws. Like, who in the heck would put a train track going right through a rest home? Who built that train track? They must be idiots. And, a fish turning into a werewolf? Really? I found not one, but TWO flaws with that. One, at that time, it was daytime, so the full moon couldnt be out. Two, werewolves cant breathe under the water! The only reason I gave it a five and not a four or three is because the humor was pretty good! Like when patrick broke the brake because he thought it told him to! That was pretty funny. So, overall, I didnt really like it. Dont even put "mystery" in the title unless the whole episode is based on it. Because, there was hardly any mystery stuff in it. So, I vas pretty disappointed, and had higher hopes for this episode. And plus, what the heck is the twistery part?

Topic: Hopes for season 8

Post: I like it so far. Except for mystery with a twistery.

Death of my cat

My cat, Crusty, died recently. She died due to a tumor. My parents had her for 18 years. She was a good kitty, but she was old. She had white fur, and one eye was green and one eye was blue. She was so cute. I miss her. I remember when I was six, I pulled her tail, and she attacked me. I loved her. May she rest in peace :(.

P.S. Made a 100 on a test in math :D. My teacher said I was the only kid who made 100. I am proud

christmas party ad!

In a partying mood?

Come to NathanJR94`s christmas party!

We promise fun games, entertainment, 70`s music, and food and soda!

Party ranges from december 22nd to january 3rd, come at any time, and its gonna rock!

Hope you can make it! 8)

Lets all say random things!

BOOPITTY BOPPITTY BIPPITTY BOP!

My mom ate a flashlight on halloween!

boingy boingy boing!

FISSHHHHHY!

I am hyper because i drank a whole two liter bottle of coke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sugar rush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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my mommy had a phone call from john mccain asking for his itching cream back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im a weirdo AND I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two new posts, christmas party reminder, and 2 reviews!

Thats a lot! I`ve got my long reviews down, so prepare for a long blog.

Topic: Spongebob quote??

My post: Spongebob would NEVER say that. Therefore, this discussion is over. Lets avoid this because so spongebob haters could see it and you never know, maybe they`d want to start another war with us. Therefore, we should avoid this. P.S. i like saying "therefore". So therefore, i say it a lot.

Topic: Does nick play spongebob TOO much?

My post: Yeah they do. Dont get me wrong, I still love spongebob, but they way overplay it, but who can blame em? Spongebob is nicks most popular show and each new episode gets like 5 million views.

Come over to my christmas party! It will be from december 22nd to january 3rd! Hope you can make it! :D

Reviewing time!

Show; Fanboy and chum chum

Rating: 0.5/10

Summary: Only an absolute moron who likes super gross humor would watch this.

Review: This show is super stupid. No one in their right mind would watch this if they respect their eyes, ears, and brain. First off, lets start witht their theme song. WORSE THAN ANY SONG IN HISTORY! Its just them running around and acting like absolute morons! And the names. Fanboy and chum chum? Yo? Boog? What the hell? Dont even get me started! Characters are awful! They are either stupid (fanboy and chum chum), Whiny (Yo), or mean (kyle and boog). The jokes SUCK. In the new week of new episodes commercial, fanboy said " but were inseperable like two peas in a pod!" and chum chum said "ha ha ha. You said pee!" That is not funny! Thats just stupid, and we have heard many jokes like that! Also, even that commercial was awful! They acted like complete goofballs. Maybe because they are goofballs! Episode ideas suck too. Bubble gum monsters, fanboy thinks he a vampire. and them thinking there is a monster at that frosty mart place? Those ideas suck. Oh, and fanboy traded chum chum and lied to him and decieved him just to play with a friggin toy! Thats all I want to say. This show is major crap!

I actually only feel like posting one review because im lazy. So, heres a couple new posts!

Topic: Worst episode ever contest

My post: Banned in bikini bottom

Topic: Spin off ideas (episodes)

My post: Attention! I am creating a new spin off! The world premiere will be on november 12th at 8/7 central, 6/5 pacific. I need to think off an idea. Tune in to the spin off ideas thread on november 12th at the time i mentioned! Its gonna rock!

Wow, thats a lot. It took me almost an hour to write this!

How was your halloween? Level 5!

Mine was weird. I dressed as jason. It was fun. I had a knife with fake blood in it and a mask! I loved it! The weird part was that I saw six other kids who had the same costume as me. :S. It was weird. And one family gave me carrot slices instead of candy. It was really weird.

Level 5 64%! Im so happy!

my review for the naked brothers band

Show: The naked brothers band

Rating: 0.2/10

Summary: HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Review: This is nick`s worst creation in its history. I really, really hate it! My 9-year-old cousin screams with horror when this comes on. So do I. Let me show you guys why I hate it.

Plot: Seriously? An 8-year-old and an 11-year old form this extremely stupid band, and have idiotic misadventures and it usually ends with a horrible song. THESE KIDS HAVEN`T EVEN REACHED PUBERTY YET!

Episode ideas: They suck. It`s repetitive and boring. Whoever dates that rosalina or whatever her name is have a fight, break up, he sings a song, they make up. Next episode, have a fight, break up, they sing a song, make up. Make it stop!

Characters: You are kidding me, right? Two underage jokes (ages 8 and 11)who think they can sing, and only think they are all that. But they are not even close. They have misadventures with their geeky friends,Their manager is like, 9! And every adult is an idiot, especially their dad!

Humor: What the heck! They think they are funny, but they are not even close! They arent even anywhere near remotely funny! The jokes are stupid, everyone acts like an idiot to try to be funny, and do accidents on purpose to try to be funny! But, they are not!

Acting; It is so obvious they are reading cue cards and dont rehearse their lines. Because the acting is stupid! Thats pretty much all.

The way they sing: Extremely horrible! They sing extremely off-key, too loud, sound like girls, and repeat their lines like, twenty times in a row!

Song ideas: Horrible! They have nothing to do with the episode, and are stupid ideas (banana smoothie? Really?).

The way the band plays: Basses are super flat, cellos are super sharp, and other instruments are just out of tune. And I mean VERY out of tune!

The name of the band: The naked brothers?:? You probably know what I am thinking. Its super inappropriate.

Overall: This show is the stupidest show ever. Nick did a super crappy job with this abomination. I am so glad they killed this show. Good riddance, naked brothers!

Grade: EPIC F--------------------!

I detest squidward abuse!

I know I said this like, 90 times already, but i felt like saying it again. Squidward abuse is NOT funny. Even if he deserves it. I hate the way poor, mostly innocent squiddy has been treated post-movie. Since season 4, he has been ridiculed, beaten up, made fun of, and people have gotten very mad at him (from stuff he didnt even do). Thats too much in my opinion. Some great examples are squidwood, good neighbors, keeping bikini bottom beautiful, krusty sponge (just at the end when he was forced to give some judge a ride as for a punishment, but he didnt do nothin`), and jellyfishing. Plus many more. Its all the writers fault! They think squidward abuse is funny. Its repetitive and extremely annoying. I really wish they would stop. Cant they abuse a character who deserves it (i.e. mr krabs)? I was actually proud of the results of krabby kronicle and the patty caper. HE deserved it. At the end of krusty sponge, squidward was abused for nothing. He was hardly even in the episode!Yet he was abused. Thats unfair. Thats exactly why i am starting the Squidward abuse detesters club (or SADC). If u wanna join, please comment below.

Thanks!;)