Here is my Christmas List for Christmas.8)
1.New Super Mario Bros
2.Flippy Shirt
3.The Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks
My list is kinda short because I can't really think of anything else.:P But I at least get 11 presents or over.8) Plus I get out of school on December 16.8) I only got 4 more days! I'm so freakin ready for this break so I can watch How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Polar Express,and other Christmasmovies.:P Merry Christmas to all, and all a jelly doughnut.:P
Richard Nixon, Type-Political, Lv.47
Adam West, Type-Freakin CRAZY!!!!, Lv.48
Michael Jackson, Type-Psychic, Lv.1,400!!!!!!:o:P
and Jason Vorhees, Type-loser with mask, Lv.1,000
Now,...................POKEMON FIGHT!!!! Nixon, West, and Michael use Tidal Wave. *Jason runs away from battle.*
West: You fart smeller! Yeahhhhhhaaahaaahhhh!!!!!!*Adam West punches Jason in the face.*
Jason:Your in for it now!!!! Wait till you meet my older bro! BRO, COME DOWN!!!
*A man walks down the stairs and appears to be......................................................................Napolen Dynamite!!!:o
Napolen: What is it? Jason: This dookeybag hit me in face!
Napolen: I'll use my secret abilities I learned in World War 2. TAKE THIS!!!
Napolen: GOSSSSSSHHHHH!!!!! *everyone is injured, but Michael seems to survived it.*
Michael: Let me use my secret abilty, Thriller!
*Napolen and Michael dance.* Napolen:Wait.......WHY CAN'T I STOP!!:o
*Michael jumps up and kicks Napolen so hard, his spine and rib cage falls out!:o:P*
Napolen is dead!
Jason: NOOOOOO!!!!! *Nixon comes from behind and snaps Jason's neck.*
Jason is dead!
West: What's this? *Get's a piece of paper from Jason's pocket and reads the address.*
West: 113. Gisney St. Michael: That's where the old abandoned football field is.
*Nixon, West, and Michael get into the car and drive to 113 Gisney St.*
Nixon: Were here.8)
*In the middle of the field they see a ball of energy holding a person, which is.................................................................................Goku! From Dragon Ball Z! Carefully guarded by, Tom Hanks, Megatron, Steve-O, Beastman, and for some reason Frankie Muniz.
So, West, Nixon, and Michael began to fight Tom Hanks, Megatron, Steve-O, Beastman, and Frankie Muniz.
Nixon: Let me use my bug chip I stole from Bill Clinton to use on that giant washing machine. STAB!!
Megatron: NO!!! I didn't get very far in this story!!! Megatron is now dead.
Tom: You can't beat me, I played in the Green Mile! Michael: Oh yeah? BEAT IT!!!!
*The Beat it song is inafectable to Tom Hanks.* Tom: Let me use, Forest Dump!
*Tom Hanks crapped all over Michael, and Michael Jackson is now dead!:shock:*
Adam West out beasts Beastman so he serrendered............only to be killed by him moments later.:P
Steve-O: You can't beat me Nixon! I did ever stupid thing possible! Nixon: How about drinking this exploding syrup?
Steve-O:ALL RIGHT!!! *Steve-O eagerlydrinks the syrup and moments later explodes! His guts and blood flies everywhere!*
Now, Adam West VS Tom Hanks Richard Nixon VS Frakie Muniz
Frankie: Look at the ratings of my most popular show, Malcom in the Middle! *Nixon looks at ratings.* Nixon: I didn't know they could be that high! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! *Nixon has a heart attack and dies.*
*Adam West uses his Batman powers and easily kills Tom Hanks.*
Adam West VS Frankie Muniz
Frankie: Go, Pikachu!!! West: That rat can't do anything! *Pikachu later eats West's heart and he died also.:(*
Frankie: Now, to open up that ball of energy. *Frankie releases Goku from the ball of energy.*
Goku:Hello! My name is Goku! *Goku shakes Frankie's hand and accidently breaks it off!*
Frankie:AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! *Frankie later bleeds to death.*
Goku:........................Weird, let me fly to Darth Pizza and SUP!! to Darth Vader.8)
Nesysli: So, Goku said SUP!! to Darth, and ordered and ate 100000000000 pizza's.:P THE END!:)
Nesysli: I'm glad you enjoyed my story, I'm Frankie Muniz, and have a nice day!:D:P
Does anyone remember that old movie, The Secret of Nimh? From the book, Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of Nimh. I just checked out this book at my school library. (I have to read books at my school, I don't want to.:P) Other than me, do any of you remember this?
Plus, I will finish my Mutant Killer Psycho Man story TOMORROWW!!!
*Nesysli reading a book and smoking a pipe.*
Sorry, didn't see you there, but you sure scared the crap out of me.:P *Goes and changes.:P*
Today, I'm going to read to you a funny, crazy, and yet disturbing story.
The story of, THE ATTACK OF THE MUTANT PSYCHO MAN!
It all starts with a average teen named Richard Nixon.:o And his teen buddy, Adam West.:P They both work at Darth Pizza, their boss, Darth Vader asks them to make a delivery to the haunted house known as Charles Manson Av.
Nixon:Let's shove that pizza up that guy's butt crack! West: Then I'll beat him up with my bag full of Granny Smith's apples! And Granny Smith also!
Darth Vader: Just get the tip, or I'll make you go to the darkside!!!!............................of the building.:P
So, Nixon and West go down Charles Manson Av. Nixon: Isn't there a sign that this place is cursed?
West: Yes, like the piles and piles DVD's of Charlie Brown, the hitman.:P
West:HA! HA! Charlie Brown finally got to kick that football..........RIGHT INTO LUCY'S HEAD!!!:lol: He got his revenge.
*Nixon looks out the window* Nixon:OH MY GOD!!!!....................................................there is a bug on this window.
*West and Nixon stop at the house they deliver the pizza to Charles Manson Av.They knock on the door.*
Nixon: Is anyone home? *They wait 10 minutes until they open the door* West: Is there anybody in this house?
*Nixon and West stand in the middle of the house and the door shuts close and is locked!:shock:*
Unknown Voice:I GOT YOU NOW!!!!!!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!:twisted:
*Unknown black sheeted figure turns on light.*
Unknown Man in Black Sheets:Now, it's time to..........................................................BEAT IT!!!!
*Man takes off black sheet, and it's............................Michael Jackson!:o
Michael:Beat it! Beat It! *Michael, Nixon, and West dance to his song and party. * 10 minutes later.*
West: Thanks for the party, here's your pizza.
Michael: I didn't order pizza.:shock:
*A man busts through the window.*
Man: I ORDERED THE PIZZA, WITH EXTRA BLOOD AND GUTS!!!:twisted: Nixon:OMG! That's Jason Vorhees! He's #2 on the FBI's most wanted list!:shock: He's a atomic bomb waiting to kill everything in sight!
Jason: TIME TO KILL!!!
Michael: Let's fight...................................Pokemon style!:o
Michael Jackson, Richard Nixon, and Adam West have combined a team to take out Jason Vorhees! Will they kill him? Find out in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!
I was bored, so I thought it would be funny if I did a funny picture. So I grabbed some sugar, a straw, and a Yoshi toy. I put the straw in Yoshi's hand, and put the sugar in a pile.(Cocaine reference.:P) I then took a picture of it, and uploaded it.
I later checked it, if it uploaded. But it didn't, just a letter from Gamespot.:o It said, Terms of Use Violation! It gave me a warning and moderation for ''cocaine usage by a video game character.'' You need to watch out, out in Gamespot. If your not careful, you could be banned, forever. End up like other members who failed, watch out everyone, I might be next.:o
In this blog I'll explain how to say my username. Since some people don't know how to say it.:P
First, you say Nes, like Ness from Super Smash Bros. Then, the ys in my username is silent. Last, you say li, like Lee, Bruce Lee.:P Then, Nesslee, my username, Nesysli.
I decided to play hooky and stay home Friday.:D I told my parents and they didn't care so, ONLY ONE MORE DAY!!!:D My school will shut down all of next week for Thanksgiving so, I'll be really active!!8) YEAH!!!:D See ya.8)
Mark: Who is Stoner?
Goshi: Well, a long time ago when I was just a baby,Stonerand his millions of minions invaded Fungus Kingdom. Fungus Kingdom already smelled like sh**!! But to run away all the citizens he ate 200 pounds of beans and farted all on the freakin city! From urban city to crap wasteland is what Fungus Kingdom became. All the building are fungus mushrooms and urine puddles. Even the gas he farted still floats through the kingdom. But, after he ruined the kingdom he went to the castle and murdered the king!! He grabbed the king and through him in a lake of.................of..........................Man eating Bill Cosbys!!!:o So he grabbed Princess Watermelon and locked her up in his castle waiting for the legendary ones. They are Mark and Louis, the teenage idiots. They will be accompyed by me and Road.
Mark: How do you know all this? Goshi:Well....................Stoner............IS MY FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:o:o:o
Louis:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!..............I've got diarrhea again.:cry::P Mark: Wait, Road is dead.
Goshi: Well, thanks to the fart Stoner layed, Road can retaliate.
*Road's splattered remains come together and form Road once again!:D* Road: What sup?
Mark: Well dudes, looks like were going to kick Stoner's butt!!8)
Mark:YEAH!!! Goshi:YEAH!!! Road: YEAH!!! Louis: *splatter diarrhea.:P*
Once upon a time, there where two idiots named Mark and Louis. One day, they went to Taco Bell and ordered 20 tacos and quesdillas!:o After they ate them theygot diarrhea!:o So they rushed to the bathrooms, and did their business. Once they got done they had so much diarrhea they stopped up the plumping system and had to fix it. They worked on the toilets then they accidentally hit the lever and got sucked up to the crap infested lands of Fungus Kingdom!:o:P They needed directions back to Taco Bell so they could go home. They meet a fungus midget named Road!
Mark: Can you please tell us how to get home? Road: Sure! You just got to......SPLAT!!! *Road gets run over!:P*
Louis:NOOOOOOOO!!!!! Mark:Shut up Louis!! Let's go ask that gangster over there. *Walks over to gangster*
Mark: Can you tell us how to get home? Goshi: The names Goshi. Get away from me, or I'll bust a bullet up your as...(Interupted by Mark.) Mark:We don't want to rap battle, just please tell us how to get home.
Goshi:OH MY GOD!!! It's THE Mark and Louis!:o The ones to kill Stoner!:o
Louis:Sorry! I was bored, so I had to do something.:P
That's Part 1! Come read next time for another exciting adventure!:D:P
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