Ever wondered what you could accomplish in life if you were able to copy things from video games and have them successfully work every time? Don't lie, I know theres a 100% chance you have, and you probably tried...and you probably failed...but anyway...lets get into it, BC2 style!!!
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Number 5 - Awesome Health Regeneration Abilities.
Whats the matter? Just jumped off a building and failed to deploy your parachute? Never fear! Health regeneration is here!
Simply pop into cover and wait out the pain of your broken legs because in 10 seconds or so they'll be just fine! Or better yet, throw down a handy green cube with a white cross on it and bam! All better. Much more effective than having to wait for mummy to kiss it better :P
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Number 4 - Controlling Insanely Advanced Pieces of Military Technology With No Previous Training.
Ever flown a fully armed and lethal Apache into the heat of battle? No, no you haven't. Well now you can with 'military training in a bottle'! (may cause death or death related symptoms).
Are you entering a conflict with a (nooby) M60 Light Machine Gun for the first time. Good thing you know how to use it instantly because you tried some of this miracle drink. What about that Apache over there? Now you can fly it and use all of its weapon systems. Think of the possibilites.
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Number 3 - Full Life Statistics.
Recorded on various sites are your full BC2 statistics, now just imagine the possibilites for your life!
Ever wanted to know how many steps you've taken? How many hours you've spent living? How many times you've taken a dump?! With full life statistics now you can! And for some reasons its available to you on various websites...
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Number 2 - Blowing $h!t Up Not Knowing Whats Waiting For You.
Need some renovation work done to your house/shack/cabin/underneath a bridge? Just equip your 40MM Noo- Er... Grenade Launcher and fire away.
Better yet, rather than risking the destruction of your own house, why not ask a neighbour if the could benefit from your help. I'd sure they like a second front entrance right next to their door.
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Number 1 - Respawning (But better than Jesus cause he only did it once).
Don't you just hate dying. Doesn't it just affect the rest of your day so negatively? I know it does on mine. Thats why this will effectively help control that problem. Even reverse the effects of 'Military training in a bottle'.
Feeling down? Did you just get owned by a smoke grenade shot to the face or groin region? Ouch. But never fear. Simply wait 10 seconds and respawn at your house, or directly onto your family!
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The End. I'm Oscar Mike, Stay Frosty!!!
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