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Happy Halloween 2009!!!!!!

What is up my peoplez????!!!!!!! I am finally back! PR prt. 2 will be up when I get some time to write it, but today is Halloween, as of the time I'm typing this, so I bring my own story, kinda like Zamxus' but a little different:

FIGHTING YOUR DEMONS

"People have always told me never to bottle up my anger. I shoulda listened."

Cuts to me in a dark room. A single light cuts on above a bottle that's twice my size. the label says "Kyle's Anger" and a viscous red liquid flows near the top. Lights then cut on around my father, an old school bully, and various others who hate me.

Father: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? MY DOG'S GOT BETTER SENSE THAN YOU!! YOU'RE A BIG KLUTZ!! NOW DO IT RIGHT!

Bully: What are you gonna do fat boy? Huh? You gonna kill me? Bully hits me.

I turn to the bottle. I see the Liquid rising near the cap.

Kids: Fat......Gay.........Dumbass........Fatass........Queer........Go eat a twinkie.....

Father: ANOTHER C ON YOUR REPORT CARD!?

"Cut me some slack! I'm tr-

Father: SHUT UP!!! YOU'RE NOT TRYING!!! I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE ALL YOUR STUFF AWAY AGAIN! GIVE ME YOUR PHONE!

Everyone starts talking and I look back at the bottle. I see the cap finally shoot off. I feel a burning sensation and my vision takes a red tint.

"SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!!!!"

I lash out and hit my father square in the jaw. I turn around and hit the bully in the nuts. He doubles over and I smash my knee into his face. All of a sudden a sword falls in front of me. I pick it up and crack the bully's head open, then stab down into his brains. A Grenade falls by me and I chuck it into the Hate Kids. I watch as their bodies rip into a million pieces. I turn back to my father, who has turned a deep shade of red.

Father: YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW!!!

"AM I?I think it's the other way around. You treated me like a dog, a nobody, like I was some big mistake in your life."

Father: What are you-

"SHUT UP!!!!!! I've put up with your sh!t for to long!! Now I take what's rightfully mine!!!!!!"

I stab him in the gut. He falls down still hanging on for life. I now hold a 12-gauge pump in my hand. I cock it.

Father: Wait! Don't do this son. I'm your father and I love you. spare me. PLEASE!!!!

I lower the gun some and laugh.

"That's all I wanted to hear."

Father: Really?

"Nope."

I pull the trigger and blow his head off.

"Finally. I feel at peace."

All of a sudden, a pair of big red eyes look at me.

"Who are you?"

???: I'm all that is evil. Three sixes appear above the eyes. Join me and we could cause some major trouble.

I cock the gun and pull the trigger again. The beast falls.

"Sorry. I work alone."

I walk off as the lights stay on. They flicker, then shut off.

HAPPY HALOWEEN!!!!!

Project: Revolution Ep. 1 Pt. 1

Remember WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY back when I said I was making something called Project: Revolution? Well it's here, but I've tweaked it a lot and now here's part one of episode one of Project: Revolution. Let me say right now this is the first time I've actually done one of these, so leave me some tips on what I need to fix. Second, big thanks to Zamxus for allowing me to use some of his characters. So here it is:

Peter: (Black screen) You know the old saying "War is hell?" They were dead wrong. It's Worse!

Screen fades into a battlefield located in Paris, France. Camera pans around to reveal many dead soldiers dressed in dark green and in black. The camera then cuts over into a battle tent where two Official-looking people stand over a map of the battlefield. The first man is dressed like a high-ranking military official with Jet Black hair underneath his hat. A Red scar sits under his right eye, which is black. His left eye is green. The camera moves to a badge on his suit which reads: LHC (Lord High Commander) Zane.

Zane: What's the current status of our situation?

The second man next to him is dressed the exact same way except his hair is blond and his eyes are a steely gray. The badge on his suit reads LCH Nicholas.

Nick: Not good. Word from the field is over half of Predacon's army is gone, but we're basically down to our last divisions.

Zane: I see. This may end terribly for us.

Nick: Not yet. You gotta try to think of something.

Zane: WHAT!? I've never tried to defeat an army that size with so few people. It's impossible!

Nick: It is huh? What happened to that General who defeated a hundred men by himself? What happened to the general who sent the Grand Prediconian army packing with 25 tanks, 1000 men, and a box of ammo? If there's any time to pull a plan out your ass, now's the time!!!!

Zane takes his hat stares down at the map. He stands there for the longest time just looking. Then a streak of blood red hair goes right down the middle of his head. When he looks up, his left eye is also jet black.

Zane: Simple, You take the second and third infantries and head off Xavier and Tuttle's divisions in the southwest sector. I want General Spider to take the 1st and 8th Foot divisions and head off Doomlock in the northern sector. I'll take the Calvary, and the 5th infantry and take down Preadcon and Peter's army at the heart of this field.

??? Are you mad!?

A mysterious figure walks out of the shadowy corners of the tent. A badge on his suit reads Gen Spider.

Spider: You cannot possibly take on Predacon and Peter by yourself. You'll be slaughtered!

Zane: That's a risk I'm willing to take. You know your orders. HEAD OUT!!!

Nick and Spider: Yes Sir!!!!!

All three men head out the tent. On the other side of the field, a tall figure and Peter sit on a cliff overlooking the battlefield. The tall one is not human, but rather cybernetic in appearance. A special armor coves his body, giving him an appearance of wearing a T-Rex as Armor without the head. Peter is about 2 heads smaller than the Tall one and is wearing jet black armor with a cross on the chestplate. His hair is black like Zane's but longer and tied into a long ponytail. A sword sit on his left hip.

Peter: (Narrating) The rebels have become quite a nuisance. Our plans have been halted by them. Now they want our main capitol. Paris. Big mistake.

Predacon: They're planning something Big I feel it.

Peter: Their troops are rallying. This could be bad. You know of Zane's ability to randomly pull off victories with hardly anything.

Predacon: I know, but I got a better plan. Just follow me.

Peter: Alright.

Peter's then sets off a flash. The camera then sees Peter in white Armor, and with short brown hair. A helmet now rests on the ground. He picks it up and puts it on.

Peter: Ready when you are.

Predacon then jumps off the cliff and charges at Zane who has assembled his army. Peter sends out a signal to his army and then he jumps. Peter then Charges at Zane too and draws his sword. He jumps. The camera freezes

Peter: Sometimes, I wonder what would happen if I never found his tomb....................

I hope you enjoyed this. I don't know when part 2 will be up. So keep yourselves tuned in to this channel.

Signing Off 8)

New Blogs, Camp, and Chuck Norris

Hello folks! If you wonder what happened to me after July 4th well here's wathappened. I ended up discontinuing the Summer Rambler because I was getting nowhere with it. But my last week was pack. I spent a whole week at Eagle Eyrie in Boonsboro for MC2 week. It'sa church event where you pick a mission that you stick with all week. I picked Drama and Music and I loved it!!! It was the greatest week at any church I had. I preformed skits and sang and even learned some Zulu. I was actually saddened when I left. But I had fun. I got some cool stuff and learned something. I learned that I am now addicted to Scrubs! I love that show!!!!! Shame they gonna end it. What I got was a cool shirt for participating in MC2, and we also went to a mall for soemfree time one day where I got an awesome DJ Soundwave T-Shirt and Custom Robo Arena. I'm addicted to that game too.

Now you're probably wondering why is Chuck Norris at the end of my title? Well for the entire time at camp, we'd spend 10,15 minute drives into Lynchburg to do our performances. While riding we'd sing, tell jokes, and us guys would end up telling Chuck Norris facts. So I've compiled my list ofmy top 10 Chuck Norris facts but I propose a challenge for you. I'll put my favorite 3 as the top 3. If you can think of one better than my three, I'll put it into the top three. So here we go:

NEWMANFAN14's TOP 10 CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:

10. There is no such thing as tornadoes. Chuck Norris hates trailer parks.

9. CHuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

8. Chuck Norris once went into a lake to relieve himself. 5 days later the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles crawled out.

7. The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong ways ONCE!

6. When you're Chuck Norris, everything + everything = 1...... One Roundhouse kick to the face!

5. Chuck Norrisonce delivered a roundhouse kick so fast it opened up a hole in time, kicked Amelia Earhart and caused her to crash.

4. The opening scenes from Saving Private Ryan are based offa Dodgeball game Chuck Norris played in Second Grade.

THE TOP THREE!!!!!!

3. ChuckNorris ownsa piece of property between Florida,Bermuda, and Puerto Rico. We know this as the Bermuda Triangle. Chuck Norris does not tolerate trespassers.

2. Chuck Norris always wins but he can never lose, so when Chuck Norris goes back in time to fight himself, the whole Space-Time continuum would cease to exist.

1. Jesus mqay have walked on water, but Chuck Norris SWAM ON LAND!!!!

Good Luck!

No Rambler This Week and other Musings

Why you ask? Well it's what I call Independence week! July 4th is Saturday so The Rambler is taking off this week. Don't worry though, it's the only one of 2 breaks The Rambler will take.

In other Musings,Tv.com has made some partnership with Facebook so you can transfer friends from facebook here and from here make postings on your wall. I now own a Facebook page so if you see me, add me as your friend! This week is kinda drab for me. I mean nothing really special is happening for me until the Weekend, which is gonna be awesome!!! I mean what can beat hangin out with your girlfriend friday(VERY NICE!!!;) :lol: ) Then Saturday THE BIGGEST POOL PARTY AND FIREWORKS DISPLAY AROUND!!!!! I'm loving my weekend!! 8)

Now I know this is an Ivlander thing, but I doubt he'll mind. MY Song of the Week. Just click HERE!'

LEADER OUT!!!!

The Summer Rambler- Roll on into full steam

Time for the second edition of the Summer Rambler! So let's jump into it.

Mon- Well nothin special happened today. I'm actually glad they stopped the whole Trump owning RAW angle. Now it's a matter of time 'til Battle of the Billionaires 2!! Now I give you an impossible question. Seeing that this week holds the premire of Revenge of the Fallen, it's gonna be Transformers related. Well actually it's 2:

1. Name 3 components of the Combiner Monstructer.

2. What is ROTF Devastator notable for in the trailers?

Answer will be revealed Friday.

Tues: Nothing. ROTF Tomorrow!

Wed- Today was quite an action packed day for me. Now on to My Thoughts.

First off my thoughts on surgery again. I'm finally getting my wisdom teeth taken out in August. Thankfully I've got a lotta time.

Now my Thoughts on Revenge of the Fallen!!! It's a kickass movie!! All I can say. All I can say is that Mudflap and Skids will be the 2 funniest guys you'll meet.

Thur: Nothing Happened except the HORROR OF MOVING 120 bales of hay which weigh anywhere from 50 to 70 pounds!!!!!

Fri: Great day today, I went back to see Revenge of the Fallen for the second time. Damn that's a great movie! And I know for a fact I'll see it one more time when my friend returns from his trip to Spain. Now the answers to the ImpossibleQuestions:

1.Any of these names would've worked: Icepick, Birdbrain, Bristleback, Scowl, Slog, and Wildfly.

2. The ability to create a powerful vortex capable of suck up thing the size of Mudflap.

Well that's all

LEADER OUT!!!! 8)

The Summer Rambler- Return for Year 2!!!!

"Wastin' away again in Magaritaville."

Ladies and Gentlemen this is CNet personality, the host of the Summer Rambler, Kyle "Big G Money" Newmanfan bringing you the second year of the world renowed Summer Rambler! Let's get into it!

Mon: At last Summer break offically begins! What is it met with? Work that's what. Before I delve too deeply into what I've done you should know that I now have my temporary license and had it as of Friday. My work was entilted me to drive all over town, fixing up a hay wagon, and bale close to 400 bales of straw. Did get to visit the new Tractor Supply Company in town. Nice liitle setup they got. Well just got finished watching RAW. They've got a ridiculous storyline going on there. You know with Trump "Owning" RAW. Pfffffff. Its a sad attempt to try and recreate the Invasion Storyline in my opinion. Don't ask me how I figure this 'cuz I don't. Well, we're I think 2 weeks away from Revenge. No, my fault. Actually a week. Can't wait to see it.

Teus: Basically the same.

Wed: Well, I got my report card, and passed! So I got all my crap back!

Thur: Amazingly, no work! It rained a lot though. Tomorrow Is my brother's baseball championship game. Wish him luck.

My Thoughts: On some Books among other stuff.

Hello fellas. Welcome to my thoughts. Today's edition will be about books. Well, not the boring crap but Better stuff as well as some other doings. so let's go!

NOTE: This edition will be pictureless. Sorry. Can't find any.

Basically it's one book. So you guys can stop crying. "OH MY GOD IT'S HIS THOUGHTS ON BOOKS! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!" I'd never thought I'd see the day come, I never really thought about it, but it's happened. James Patterson has let his bestselling Teen novel become, what's the word (I'll just invent one.) Graphic Novelized! I don't really know why he did it, but the series Maximum Ride has been GRAPHIC NOVELIZED!!! And if you've seen it and said "IT's not a graphic novel, it's a Manga!" well then, it's your opinion, but I say YOU'RE WRONG! Even if someone from Korea drew it, to me it's not a manga. It's "Fakey Manga" To me a Manga is this:

1. A comic-$tyled book written in Japan by a Japanese author.

2. The sound effects are Japanese(Big point nobody really recognizes)

3. It's written in right-to-left format.

Ok, besides the constant bashing I give it for calling it a "Poser Manga" I enjoyed it. It's tons better than his other Graphic Novel Daniel X: Alien Hunter. The down side to it....Well it follows the series closely and it'll probably take 2 or 3 of these graphic novels to finish one regular novel. And also we won't know when the illustrator will be complete with drawing book 2. So keep your eyes peeled for this book and others to come.

The only other thing I wanna talk about is my future plans for The Summer Rambler. I really do plan to have weekly issues, daily updates, and new features. I'll throw in some of my other stuff like "My Thoughts" and "The Impossible Question." So be prepared. The Summer Rambler will be back in effect very soon..........

Before I go I have 2 Impossible Questions:

1. Sometime in May 2008, New Regency Productions aquired rights to a James Patterson novel. Tell me what this novel is.

2. What 2 people are represented in this picture and how did one of the get the scratches.(Don't say Wolverine, 'cuz you wrong!)

Until then this is Kyle, Newmanfan, saying:

SIGNING OFF 8)

Happy 2nd Year Anniversary TO ME!!!!!!

Hey, it's been about a week since my 2nd year anniversary, but I've been caught up with make up work from being sick for 3 days. This new flu sure hits you hard. But, it's a happy occasion so LET"S PARTY TIL WE DROP TIRED!!!!!

*I push big button on stereo system and begin to play loud rock music.*

WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!

*I leave party for a second.*

So what have I accomplished in 2 years on CNet.

1. I've gone to HOLY LEVEL 10!!!!!

2. I've reached Metal Slime on GS.

3. Became leader of the Digital Empire DS. (Which is now Transformers Empire DS)

4. I've destroyed my rep. over the whole tv.com reformat. (Which I still feel like a jackass for doing. Esp. what I did to peplarry.)

5. Basked in the Community Sunlight

Well, that's just 5 things, but now for my top 6 friends. In no particular order:

1. Cannonvicktor/Ignauticka: My right hand man in WORLD DOMINATION!!! and master of diaster in RPGs.

2. Arrowhokie: He's just a solid firiend. You know, one of the few people who didn't blow up over my opinion in the TV reformat.

3. JJ/wwecwcw: She's permantlyon my list for being my first friend.

4. Kristy101: 'Cuz she's just awesome!

5. GaaraOfTheFunk6: 'Cuz she's the only one to want to be my sweetheart.....whatever that means.

6. Zamxus: Makin awesome little stories is awesome. and he's a good RPGer.

Well, if I didn't recognize you, then tell me, then I'll make it top 10. So now I'll try my hand at story writing. It's my take on Zamxus' episode "April Fools Day" Well, enjoy it while I go back to party. ROLL THE CLIP!!!

*I walk back in and the clip plays. Titled, "Fools in April"*

(A dark screen appears and "This Goodbye" by Machina begins to play and I walk out.)

ME: Hello folks. I'm sorry to announce that I am leaving CNet for Myspace.

Audience: WHAT?????

ME: APRIL FOOLS!!!!!

(Theme music begins to play)

(April 1st 2009.)

ME: *Alarm clock rings.* IT'S APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!! Now to put my plasns into action. *I look at checklist.*

(1. Shave brother's head

2. My bud B(Who's BraTrive on here) mustache shaved, unibrow shaved, and message from girlfriend saying it's over.

3. Zane *In my world, everyone lives close to me.*- All white stuff.)

ME: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I ROCK HARD!!!

(Everyone wakes up.)

Bro: WHAT THE ****!?

B: (Looks in Mirror) MY MUSTACHE!!! MY SANTINO UNIOBROW!!! (Looks at phone) NOOOOOOOOO!

Zane: OH HELL NO!!!!!

(I watch and laugh my ass off.)

ME: You guys are so easy to fool!

Zane: What are you talking about?

ME: You got a bald cap on Buck, Makeup to hide your mustache and unibrow and a fake message, and washable paint for Zane and all your stuff is in your basement. HAHAHAHAHA! APRIL FOOL SUCKAS!!!! *I run off*

Bro: Alright, we need a plan.

B: What? What can we do that's worse than what he did to us?

Zane: I know. (All huddle up and whisper)

*Later*

ME: (I'm driving down the road in "The Beast" which is a beat up truck with it's name spraypainted on it's side.) heh heh. I got them so good! I can't wait to try to outdo myself next year. heh heh (I pull into my driveway, only to fall into a big hole.) WHat the!? (I get out of truck) NOOOOOO!! NOT THE BEAST!!!!! WHY!!!!

*Others walk in*

B: we can tell ya in 3 words*

All 3: APRIL FOOLS!!!

ME: Oh, I'll show ya April Fools. (I pul out a 20 gauge and start firing.) WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!? (I reload and chase after them) YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER!!!! (I turn back to the camera and fire.)

*Back to white screen*

ME: I hope you enjoyed this program. I hope Zane doesn't try to kill me for using him in this parody. Until another time, this is Kyle, Newmanfan, saying:

LEADER OUT!!!!!!8)

I Want YOUR Thoughts!!!!

Hey guys. I want your thoughts on something. I wrote this rap thingy and I want your thoughts on it. Note, YOU STEAL THIS, I'LL SEE YA IN COURT!!! Okay, here it is:

I'm the one they call insane

I'll go crazy like bulls on parade.

I'm high voltage, high strung everyday

You wanna hang with me, then walk this way.

I'll be the one to shut ya down

Like a crazed tornado, you'll spin right round.

I'm the real sexy boy, the true ace of spades!

You livin' in filth, while I got it made!

I'm livin' on the edge, the only way to

I kill pop then I'm gunnin' for you

I'm the war machine that shoots to thrill

You may be tough, but I'll take ya straight to hell!

The curse is running through my veins

And that's what keeps ya under my reign.

Like emenim, you'll just lose it when you with me

Hypnotizing you with nectar like a honey bee.

So just dance your same dance and sing your same song

Live in your world, but you're the fool all along.

I know you may hate me, but I'll make you believe

I'll leave ya KO'ed and hanging in the breeze.

They call me Big G Money and ain't no stopping' me now,

Your time is over, but my time is now!

Two things before I sign off. One, If you have a name for this, tell me, 'cuz I don't think of names well. And Two, I propose to you a challenge. There are numerous song titles throughout this rap. If you can name the most songs, or most artists you get something. If you can name them all, songs and artists, you get ultimate bragging rights. I give out the answers Next Monday. 'Till then, this is Kyle Newmanfan saying.....

LEADER OUT!!!!8)

My Thoughts.....on stuff.

Hello folks. I needed a reason to write a blog and today some stuff I won on Ebay came in today. So now I'm gonna give my thoughts on the stuff I won and maybe something else. I don't know.

The first thing I put my thoughts into is the Targetmaster Firebolt. Anyone who reads the Animated RPG on the Animated thread or been on tfroleplay will notice I have a robot that turns into a V-22 Osprey named Firebolt. I didn't get my idea from this guy. Back to the Targetmaster, he's an okay toy. I mean a toy having only one point of articulation, he's got one tight joint and he's what, 20 some years old? So he was a good snag. He was the cheapest.

The next thing is the targetmaster Recoil. I don't really know why I got him. Oh yeah, I got him for my Cla$$ics Bumblebee, but it turns out he now's gotta hold both targetmasters. Recoil is a nice little 'bot that turns into a long-ass rifle. I really like this guy too. Also a good steal. A little more expensive, but a good steal.

Finally the Coup de grace (Sorry if it ain't right, but I don't care now)! Headmaster Weirdwolf with his Nebulan partner Monzo! This was the reason I was buying off Ebay. I wanted a Headmaster cheap and got 2 Targetmasters on the side. Althought it won't cheap when it came to pay for them. I love this guy. Note the actual toy does not have those eyes. besides that or no gun, I got a good deal. The best thing about it was I got Monzo and his tail/sword thingy, which makes him look more like a wolf than a bobcat.

That's all for now. Until then, this is Kyle, Newmanfan, sayin'

LEADER OUT! 8)