Ok this is a short blog. I just wanted to talk about my previous blog. Evidently it was a guessing game, but most of you were more interested in my alleged punching of this guy:lol:

So I would like some feedback about the game I made. Was it funny/boring, too easy/too hard, brilliant/stupid. Should I do it again yes/no.

Here is the actual picture.

Yup it was Jim Carrey. :)An those of you who were first to get it right were Justin (ozai890), Nina (meislost) and The Dude himself (m3ss). Those of you who guessed later than these three, too bad :P.

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Comic time!!Doubled up:D

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and his face became all smudgy and messed up.So I took him to the hospital but they wanted to know his name. And I just couldn't remember it. So I was hoping that YOU could help me out.

Here's a picture of his current face [spoiler] [/spoiler]

The only things I remembered about him was Hollywood and Maple leaf.

[spoiler] For those of you who are a little slow ;), this is a guessing contest :) [/spoiler]

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Here's todays comic. Has a little x-rated touch. So don't click it kids ;).

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I don't have time to write something intelligent, as I always do ;). So I'll post some pictures from some of the TV shows I watch. Since this is TV.com. My logic is indisputable. :)

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The comics continue. :D

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I've finally thought of putting something actually worth reading here. So I'll tell about my day.

Me and my friend Becky went to the mall to do some shopping. So we went into this store and tried out all sorts of dresses. I tried out this green one with yellow flowers. It was fabulous I tell ya :D. So I asked Becky, does my butt look big in this. And she said, yeah it kinda does. So I was like, nah ah you didn't just say that about my butt. Then I slapped her and we both laughed. :lol:

Later we met up with Samantha and Brooke. They are so slutty but I still love them :lol:. So Brooke was like let's go check for some boys. I told you they were slutty :). So we did. And I saw this tall, dark and handsome hunk walk by. So I walked pass him and totally dropped my purse on purpose. So he picked it up and gave it to me. And I was like, how I can I pay you back. So he said, well it was nothing really. So I gave him my number. Then Becky comes up to me and says that that was her boyfriend. So I slapped her again and we laughed. It was the best day ever :D.

Actually none of this really happened this is my tribute to the winners of my previous blog. Girls. All characters are fictional and not based on any living person. Except Becky she's really a slut :P. Edit: Dang this must be more believable than I thought. Cos I'm not a girl. This is my parody of a girl's day. Not that there's anything wrong withbeing a girl. But I ain't one.:D

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Here's another comic. This one's dedicated to the Ice Cream Team.

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After roaming around TV.com for a while now, I have got the feeling that there are more girls than guys here on the site. That is judged by blogs, forum posts etc.

To test my theory I'll start this battle of the sexes. Please comment on this blog and state if you're a guy or a girl.

Current results: (Polls Are Closed)

Guys - 15

Girls -17 [Winners]

Note: I was bored when I wrote this so ignore the stupidity of it :P

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Now it's time for a new part of my blogs. Remember my old sig? Thanks to jinxisher I have found more of those comics. So I thought I could make it a recurring thing posting them on my blogs.

Here's the first: http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n79/xheart_breakx/Funny/Comic/m56617109.png

...Why must I be so pretty?

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So I was thinking and while I was thinking I got hungry. So I came up with a dilemma.What if you could only eat one food for the rest of your life. The way I see it there is three categories of food.

Category 1: Food that's not healthy for you, but it's sooo good.

Category 2: Food that's healthy and good for you. But it doesn't taste so good.

Or Category 3: Mama's special recipes. You know which ones I'm talking about. The food you just love, that is when you eat it once or twice a month. But if you eat it often you quickly tend to become tired of it.

Now I wonder what would eat if you had to choose? You don't have to pick one of the categories, they are just your guidelines on your way to enlightment ;)

Now I think that I have catched upon most of your blogs, if I haven't you let me know :),so then I though that I would catch up on my own.

A lot of numbers have increased: I've got 2451 profile views. Before I had under a thousand, so that means all of you came to my page when I was gone but not when I was here, I wonder why :lol:. I have now 81 friends and hopefully I'll get plenty more :D. And last but not least I have now a third nipple :P.

The only winner in my betting contest was metalcurtainrod, she was the only one to guess that Milan would win. Since she's the sole winner, she gets all the prizes for herself. You won the trophy, a pink elephant named Dogge Doggelito and the status as betting master.

Well I'm glad to be back and for those who were wondering why I was gone it was due to lack of computer.And nothing like the rumours I heard about me being a secret spy fighting in space ;). So you can look forward to hearing a lot of my bad jokes in the nearest future.

And finally, since this blog is unnecessary long, I'll add a bit of comic relief. I made this new sig

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Well I'm Finally Back And I See That I Have A Lot Of Catching Up To Do

So What's Up And What's New With All You Guys?

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

Tomorrow is the biggest game of the year, of the soccer world

When Italian side Milan and English side Liverpool clash in the UEFA Champion's League Final.

These two teams played in the final two years ago, where it ended 3-3 after full time. Liverpool then won on penalties.

Now I'm giving you a chance to bet on this match, everyone will be granted a credit by me. That credit will you then use to bet on which of the teams you think will win the final. Those of you who are right will win a fabulous prize.

MILAN  

VS.

  LIVERPOOL

The world may never know...

Which Pizza topping is the best one?????

But feel free to try to solve it yourself

 Please don't try to solve this question if you are weakhearted, pregnant or on medication