Now I know what some of you guys are probably driving at by this point. Yes, I watched Spongebob quite often during its release and also during its glory days, and I'm not ashamed. What I am ashamed of is how terrible the show has gotten lately. It's jumped the shark, to be frank, and it just seems to be going downhill - further than it ever has in the recent years. But why diss the show? It was a good one, and that is why I am going to state the very best Spongebob episodes ever made. Here's #20-10.
#20: "Grandma's Kisses" (Season 2)
SUMMARY: SpongeBob goes through a "coming-of-age" story and is ashamed of his relationship with his grandmother when the Krusty Krab crew sees him get a kiss from her on his forehead. Bob tries to grow up and be a man, which becomes harder than intended because Patrick refuses to accept manhood.
WHY THIS MADE THE LIST: This episode has been very dear to me. It shows the challenges of maturity and the struggle to grow up, and you do have to feel a little sorry for Bob when he starts to miss his childhood.
#19: "Big Pink Loser" (Season 2)
SUMMARY: A trophy is mistakenly delivered to Patrick, which actually belongs to SpongeBob. Patrick is discouraged about his life in general since he has no trophies or honors - mainly because he doesn't do anything except sleep under his rock. At the end he realizes that everyone has a sort of special talent, whether they do anything worthwhile or not.
WHY THIS MADE THE LIST: Ah. Back when the episodes had morals. This is one of them. This episode really does teach a valuable lesson and it really holds up as one of the better episodes of the season. And pretty much all of Season Two was great.
#18: "Krab Borg" (Season 3)
SUMMARY: SpongeBob watches a scary film in which robots take over the world and he becomes paranoid of everyone in Bikini Bottom having an affiliation with robots. He suggests Mr. Krabs as the prime suspect, and eventually he coaxes Squidward into thinking so as well. The two plot to prove that their employer is a robot.
WHY THIS MADE THE LIST: This one was downright hilarious. SpongeBob screaming "I SURRENDER!" as soon as an alarm goes off from the kitchen is golden.
#17: "Krusty Love" (Season 2)
SUMMARY: Mr. Krabs falls in love with Mrs. Puff and loses track of his money and his mind when he starts to buy things for her. Overwhelmed, Mrs. Puff explains to Mr. Krabs that he doesn't have to buy her many unecessary items for a good date.
WHY THIS MADE THE LIST: This really is a sort of childish view on love and relationships - one that kids can understand and relate to. Well, not just kids, but you know what I mean.
#16: "Sailor Mouth" (Season 2)
SUMMARY: SpongeBob and Patrick learn a bad word when they notice graffiti written onto the back of a dumpster. Oblivious to the fact that the word is obscene and shouldn't be used in public, Bob and Rick mistake it for fancy talk and begin to use it regularly in public. Mr. Krabs catches wind of this and teaches them a lesson on the evils of swear words.
WHY THIS MADE THE LIST: Again, this episode teaches a lesson. It's also pretty funny too, and experienced swearing experts can pretty much interpret every single "bleep" sound used in the episode. I mean, I can too.
#15: "Sleepy Time" (Season 1)
SUMMARY: SpongeBob falls asleep and somehow gains the ability to wander and interact with other peoples' dreams. He ends up screwing everyone's dreams up.
WHY THIS MADE THE LIST: This one's a classic. Not only does it really expand the human mind and the train of thought itself, but this episode just makes your imagination run wild before you hit the sack.
#14: "Ghost Host" (Season 4)
SUMMARY: The Flying Dutchman fancies scaring SpongeBob and so he proceeds to freak him out wherever he goes. However, Dutchie overdoes it and Bob gets so used to it that he isn't scared by him anymore. Dutchie's self-confidence as a scary ghost is then shattered and he tries to find ways to become scary again.
WHY THIS MADE THE LIST: This is a prime example of some good old laughs with the show back when it was good. Even if the show went a little stale during the fourth season.
#13: "Just One Bite" (Season 3)
SUMMARY: Squidward is disgusted by the food on the Krusty Krab menu but is constantly pestered by SpongeBob trying to get him to take a bite just to experience the taste. Eventually Squidward gives in and takes a bite and secretly discovers his love for Krabby Patties. Ashamed of ruining his own ego, he hides his newfound love from SpongeBob.
WHY THIS MADE THE LIST: Definitely one of the best episodes of Season Three. There's plenty of laughs and the irony in this episode of how Squidward actually likes Krabby Patties just kills me.
#12: "Naughty Nautical Neighbors" (Season 1)
SUMMARY: SpongeBob and Patrick are simply playing a game in which they use bubbles to communicate. Squidward, annoyed by this, begins to secretly join in the game and insult the two, making Bob and Rick think that they're insulting each other. However, this backfires on Squidward when Bob and Rick are desperate for a new friend.
WHY THIS MADE THE LIST: This is a classic example on the values of friendship. Not only that, but you could really see the emerging talent of the scriptwriters at the time.
#11: "Hooky" (Season 1)
SUMMARY: Patrick shares his greatest past-time with SpongeBob, which is getting caught on fishing hooks on purpose and letting go at the last second for a free-fall. Bob joins in on the game but Mr. Krabs catches wind of the game and warns him on the dangers of the game "hooky". However Bob doesn't listen and is desparate for Mr. Krabs' help when his pants are snagged by a hook. Bob takes off his pants to save himself, only to find that he is now naked and is embarrassed.
WHY THIS MADE THE LIST: Peer pressure can be seen in this episode and the badness of it can be seen here as well. This was one of the first SpongeBob episodes that I saw and I must say that the episode is still fun to watch.
#10: "Help Wanted" (Season 1)
SUMMARY: SpongeBob needs to get a job and he notices that the Krusty Krab might be a good place for one. However, he is discouraged, but when Patrick comes along to encourage him via pep talk, SpongeBob feels like he's ready to take up the occupation. When Mr. Krabs and Squidward see him, however, they don't think he's good enough for the job, and so they tell him to find a "Hydro-Dynamic Spatula" (both Krabs and Squid assuming that it doesn't exist so it'll keep Bob away forever). Unfortunately, this backfires on both Krabs and Squidward when they receive loads of customers (anchovies, actually) and need help cooking Krabby Patties. SpongeBob jumps in to save the day and he satisfies every single customer. He's then awarded the job of fry cook.
WHY THIS MADE THE LIST: Why not? It's the first episode of the whole series and the season. It's also one of the best ones since it explains Bob's origin as a fry cook and it introduces Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs as well.
Look out for Part Two of this list - #9-2!
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