Something in Mario's mind snaps, and he blows up samus and zim, and tracks Luigi on volcanic moon of Mustafar. Upon arrival, Mario spots Luigi cooking pizza over the lava. Mario pulls out his lightsaber and says "give-a me that-a pizza." Startled by Mario's threat, Luigi accidently drops the pizza in the lava. Mario goes ballistic, and dives in after the pizza. A few seconds later, Mario emerges from the lava with his pizza of victory! As soon as he's finished eating, he notices Luigi with a lightsaber....

With their new steroid powers, they start swimming towards japan. After swimming for a while, the steroids wear off, and they end up off the coast of South Korea. While searching for civilization, they come across the beanbean kingdom.(why is it in korea?) They meet up with Prof. Gadd, and use his super cannon to fire themselves to the Mushroom Kingdom. When they land, they find it has been taken over by...

Things no one understands. While bowser is unconscious, Mario and Luigi had just enough time to line his shell with explosives, steal a car to stuff him in, drive the car off a dock into the water, then detonate it. After having disposed of bowser, Mario and Luigi make their way to cuba to meet up with Fidel Castro,get even more ordnance, and catch the next jet to japan. While on the jet, Mario was playing with his gun, when he accidently blew a massive hole in the side of the jet. Thinking quickly, Mario and Luigi get parachutes and jump out of the jet. They end up on the island of....