Once upon a time,there was a girl who was born without arms and legs. One day,her family took her to the beach. She was sitting by herself looking sad and lonley and this dude came up to her and asked her what's wrong. She said, "As you can see,I have no arms and legs and no guy has ever hugged me." He picks her up and hugs her. She looks happy for a minute then becomes sad again. The guy asks again what's wrong. The girl says, "No guy has ever kissed me." He looks around to make sure no one's looking,picks her up,and kisses her. She looks happy for a minute and becomes sad again. "Now what's wrong?" the guy asks her. "I've never been screwed," the girl answers. He picks her up,carries out into the water (the water is chest-deep),throws herin the water and says, "You're screwed now!!" :lol:

What word starts with the letter F and ends with uck?

When you have nuts on the wall,what do you get? When you have nuts on your chest,what do you get? When you have nuts on your chin,what do you get?

A plane crashes between the Kentucky and Tennessee border. Where would the survivors be buried?

Dante from Devil May Cry 3 was supposed to be in Soul Calibur 3 but didn't make it to the roster. :cry:

Johnny Yong Bosch,who portrayed Adam in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers,is the voice actor for Ichigo Kurosaki in Bleach,Renton Thurston in Eureka Seven,and Nero in Devil May Cry 4.

David Yost,who portrayed Billy in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers,is gay :shock:

I fell down some concrete stairs once.

I got locked in a bathroom once and firefighters had to break the door down to get me out.

Magician Of Black Chaos and Dark Magician Of Chaos look exactly the same.

Steve Fox's name was supposed to beDean Earwicker but was changed due to fan complaints.

Kuma has the intelligence of a slightly dim-witted human.

Nina Williams wears at least one purple outfit in every Tekken game that she's in.

Xianghua from the Soul series has moves similar to Ling Xiaoyu from the Tekken series.

I should be happy as hell because the school year's almost out yet I feel bummed out. It's probably because lots of my friends are graduating and they won't be here next year. Two of my bffs are graduating as well. :( I'm sure gonna miss my friends. Then during the weekend,my MP3 player got wet. But luckily I was able to fix it and it works like new. :D Man I feel so blah. :| So many things are happening and I don't think I can keep up.

A life-changing event happened yesterday. A motivational speaker came to our school. She told us that she graduated from our school in 1983. She talked about always having hope and never giving up despite our circumstances. Then some of the students got up on stage and began to talk about why they felt like giving up. One boy named Brenton said that his mother is sick and that he felt like dropping out of school to take care of her. He even began quoting Bible scriptures. When he began to cry,students came up to encourage and comfort him. Another student named Jerrica talked about how she lost her parents and she felt like she was all alone then she began crying too. Another girl (forgot her name) said that she was molested by a family member and that she has a heart condition. They said she wasn't gonna live but here she is now 18. Isn't that a blessing or what? Man I got so emotional that I began to cry. :cry: I guess people aren't always who you think they are. I'm beginning to see my high school in a different light. The speaker inspired me to never give up no matter what and just hang in there. She was just a godsend to me.

Yesterday I uploaded 5 new videos to YouTube so be sure to see them! Also I posted a new poem on Facebook so be sure to see that too!

Yesterday my mom said that I'm staying over at my bffl's house until Friday! :shock: She bought lots of clothes,my PS2 (she didn't bring ALL of my games like I told her to :evil: she only brought some of them),my cell phone charger,and LOTS of food. She also said that I might be staying there next week too! :D Wish me luck guys!

Man things are changing! To begin with,my mom and I moved in with one of her friends but her home is in a town VERY far from my high school. Since MCS (Memphis City Schools) has this rule about attending school in your district,if we stay there until next school year,I'll have to transfer! :shock: But my mom said that we won't be there long so I'm not worried.Also lots of my friends are graduating this year so I'll be lonley next year. :cry: But hopefully I'll be able to fill out an application for summer school so I can become a graduating junior! All I have to do is take English III. I'm either a year or two years ahead in Math and Science but I decided to take Caculus and Physics next year even though they're optional. Also I went shopping and bought the movie Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift! That movie is the BOMB! :D

Before I tell anyone this,I'm having that numb feeling again. Man I'm sooooooo sick of this BS. To begin this story,my grandmom and mother have a rocky relationship. The reason why is because grandma always had chose men over my mom. My mom had been abused (all kinds) by her men but grandma never believed her. This painful cycle continues even now but less frequently. Grandma always showed me love and care so I'm not exactly mad at her but my feelings toward her are a bit mixed. :? Also my grandma would always get into disadvantaged situations and trust my mom to pick her back up then what does she do? Leave her (and me) high and dry. She's done this 2 or 3 times already yet my mom still helps her. She's Christian so you know how that is. Remember the guy that broke into our house and junk? He was a low-down dirtyfool who did everything he could to make mom miserable. I never even looked ator talked to him although I wanted to say some colorful words to him. From what my mom says,grandma's still talking to him and crap. Now she moved outta the house leaving me and mom with no transportation and no food. Man I can't take this anymore! This family stuff is really getting to me! I don't hate grandma though. I still love her to death but sometimes she can be soooooooooooooooooooo stupid! God please help me before I lose my mind. :cry:

For those of you who don't know,Osama Bin Laden is DEAD!!! :twisted: Turns out that a group of Americans killed him! Feel the wrath of the pain you have brought to America! Burn in hell forever Osama!! Also today is Lee Chaolan's birthday! He's from Tekken! Happy Birthday Lee! To find out the character's birthdays (and the answers to my Tekken Trivia) go to www.tekken.wikia.com!

Today was pretty cool. Most of the seniors went on their senior picnic today so the school is less crowded. Yesterday I unlocked everything in Devil May Cry 3 using a cheat code I found on here! :D Awesome huh? Man I was sooooooooo happy!