By The_Silverfoxx.

1. I'm a male

2. I'm 19.

3. I Have claustrophobia.

4. I Often restart levels when just one thing goes wrong.

5. I Hate Mario Kart Wii's Rainbow Road

6. I'm very Paranoid at screamers, so i always watch the comments before watching.

7. I'm also afraid of Bees, wasps, bumblebees and all other insects you can get stung by or burned.

8. I'm a crazy Swearing guy.

9. I'm Puffy Crazy!!!

10. I Have 6 TOS violation warnings.

I'm tagging:

danbambridge (TV.com site moderator)

CF3689

marebear2009

Okay, y'know that smiley that i used in a blog? It's now a profile icon, because it was cute in my opinion. :P Oh! And i leveled up to Door No. 2! 1 more till i reach Level 10! I Might contribute a little. :)

And, almost forgot, the Next part of SMG!

Message to MightyBFan25 and Girlygirl 24 and all other Mighty B Fans: This contains a spoof of the show, so don't be offended.

Narrator: (Severe) In the previous episode, Mario were swearing as a giant F*ck, he let Bowser take away Peach so he could be alone with his "Porn". He's now in a Galaxy, rescueing more Power Sars to make the Computer Work! And i said SARS, not Stars.

Mario: (Shows up in the middle of the screen) What the F*ck do you know!?! You haven't been on my adventues, EVER!!!

Narrator: I'm just saying what Bessie Higgenbottom told me.

Bessie: (In The Narrator's ear, whispering)) And tell him that Mario's Penis got smaller and that no girl ever likes him again!

Narrator: And Mario's Penis got so small that no girl ever likes him again!

Bessie: (Whisperin')

Narrator: What a dumb*ss.

Mario: Dumb Bessie! How dare you offend the (Showing his muscles) most Red Known Video Game Character in the world?!!

Bessie: Um... Me?!

Mario: (Kicks Bessie away) Die, stupid B*tch! You're a ho ho hoe! Can we return to the episode please?

(After Mario lost a life, he returns at a planet with a Giant Egg)

Mario: Huh? it took THIS short to get to the Boss? F*cking damn. I want to, F*ck up the goombas and Bob Saget, TO GET THE PRINCESS AND HAVE HENTAI SEX!!!! Ya, I could already imagine how that would be.

(The Egg gets broken and out, comes a Dino Piranha!)

Dino Piranha: EEEEEEGGGHH!!!!!!

Mario: Hey, tune it down, you're destroying my perfect hearing!

Dino Piranha: Oh Sorry, it was this Flea biting on me. (He Explodes and farts out a Power Star)

Mario: WHat the F*ck? Oh, never mind i touch his Sh*t! He's so Gross!

Power Star: Grab me.

Mario: Tha would be so Gross, dude!

Power Star: ... do it.

Mario: Alright then. (Carefully, touching the Star, nothing happens) Ah, then it's alright! (The PLanet Explodes)

Power Star: Oh, i was wrong about me. I was "Explosive", ha-ha. Beat your ass out of my Sh*t.

Mario: (Arrives angrily and Stomps on The Star and gets away, he's singing) F*cking *ssholes, Titf*ck licking, my Giant Penis lalalalalalala. (Comes again) Oh, almost Forgot! (grabs the Power Star) (At The Observatory)

Rosalina: Welcome Back, Mario! I Knew it would happen.

Mario: Oh, I'm Shadow Mario, Mario is at the computer room and watching Pornos.

Rosalina: Okay, but say to him that i'm thanking him for rescuing the power STar.

Shadow Mario: Okay, i won't, because i'll take those Stars away! ( Jumping into the beacon and dies)

Rosalina: Wow, the Beacon really IS Strong, Not Wierd that 100 Lumas dies every year.

No Lumas, Bessies or anyone took damage under the story.

To Be Continued...

(at Good Egg Galaxy)

Mario: Wow, big place. Wonder what it's called. (Walks to a sign) Hmm, what does it say? Can you guess, kids watching this show?

Kids: No, not at all.

Mario: Well, Screw you, F*ckholes!! I'll rape you someday! :evil:

Kids: Die, Uncle Mario.

Mario: Uncle F*cker!

Goomba: Wanna watch porn?

Mario: Oh no, Goddamnit! Not again! Never mind i meet the screamers again! (Runs away)

Goomba: Wow, he don't like porn at all. (Turns on a DVD player, he's watching a Porno video) Oh yeah, it shoul... aohh, ugh!! Oh My God, it's so hot! (He begins to burn) AAAAHHH!!!!! I'M BURNING!!! HELP!!!! F************K!!!!!!!!

(Mario is running to a Luma)

Mario: Hi, What's your name?

Luma: Pricky Pricksson.

Mario: Okay, Pricky, can you transform into a Launch star?

Luma: Why?

Mario: What? Just because of i love scanks, i can't tell the SpongeBob Intro reverse wrong!

YoHahahaha, House Snow froze on Bob, he's nuts!

That nerd's Bob Clips That nerd's Bob Clips That nerd's Bob clips That nerd's bob clips

Squidward's downtown

Sh*t on your mother, Terristical Warner.

Squidward don't go!

She win the bus, seems there is 100 men.

His Poo's Shelter.

Easy Cheers off, no mind never rooster.

Aunt Pearl's small blouse.¨

He sat on the alaboob, he ran as a loop.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!

You're a liar!

Oh, Sure is nasty, ya!

You're a liar!

Stick it right up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwQc4aXzW6Q&NR=1

Luma: Whoa, I'll transform. (Tranforms into a Launch Star)

Mario: OKay? (Shooting away with the Launch Sar)

(At a planet, it's rolling chain chomps)

Mario: Aww, Cute dogs! Hey, Chompie, Chompie!

Chompie: W00f.

Mario: F*ck you! (SHowing his middle finger)

Chompie: Grrr... (Rolling at MArio, but before Mario gets rolled over by Chompie, it gets to Mario's Tourettes time)

Mario: Ahh, it's good, i remember my mother, she was... A BIG FAT SLAMP!!!

(Scene 2)

Luigi: Mario, i'm in love with princess peach.

Mario: She's mine, you Prick

(Scene 3)

Peach: Mario, you saved me! Thank you!

Mario: Yeah Yeah, B*tch, you're nothing compared with extremely sexually sluts.

(Scene 4)

Yoshi: Yoshi!

Mario: Yes, you're Yoshi. Come to the thing!
Yoshi: Yoshi!

Mario: Yeah yeah, you green reptile!

Yoshi: Yoshi.

Mario: Oh, F*ck you, Man!

(Scene 5)

Daisy: Hey, Mario! Wanna play Tennis?

Mario: Sure want to!

Daisy: I'm gonna be so happy playing with you!

Mario: Uh, Daisy, you're a Wh*re.

Daisy: But Maaaario?

Luigi: Burn in hell, Mario!

(Scene 6)

Peach: So, when did you realize that Jonas had sex with Miley Cyrus?

Daisy: Ah, not so Long time ago, like 2 weeks ago.

Peach: Okay, When it's to me, i'm a...

Mario: Suck my balls!

(Scene 7)

Mario: Oh, what is that? (Pulling a doorbell, it explodes) AAH, Bob Saget! He's a Wh*reloving birdpuking backstabbing sh*ttaking OOJH fan! F*ck, he's an idiot. :twisted:

(End of Mario's Tourettes)

Mario: Oh Gosh, i'm a flat Mr. Game & watch F*cker. Let's see, Star Chips? I'm gonna take catch 'em all! (5 star chips later) Time to launch to the next planet! (He arrives at a hole and he gets sucked by the hole)

AAAHHH!!!!F**********K!!! NOT AGAIN!!!! GODDAMN *SSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!! (Mario Loses a life)

To Be Continued...

(The Observatory)

Mario: Wow, this place is dark. Why?

Rosalina: There's something we have to tell you.

Mario: That you decided to transplate someone's penis inside your vagina?

Rosalina: ... why this place is dark. Y'see, what's the name o the Spiny Turtle?

Mario: Bowser?

Rosalina: Oh yeah, him. He stole all our Power Stars and Grand Stars for his Fiery Thingy.

Mario: He got stand Omg, you better F*ck my ass, b*tch, suck my balls, b*tch, lick my ass, B*tch, better hang with me, B*tch, will B*tches ever get sexual harrasement?!! F*ck off, Rosalina!

Rosalina: Hey, just because of Bowser is everywhere, u shouldn't F*ck it all up, go to the terrace and get some Stars now.

Mario: Hey, F*ck, (Runs to Rosalina and tries to beat her) You! (Rosalina is poofing Mario away to the Terrace)

Mario: What? Oh, F*cking rosalina, she don't understand a sh*t about what i say. Who are you, Negro-Luma?

Black Luma: Oh, Rosalina's assistant, i can help you findng Power Stars.

Mario: But i do already have a Luma! (Opens his cap, it has been pissing on Mario's head)

Luma: Sorry! (Mario is closing the Cap)

Black Luma: I Mean, helping you discovering Galaxies.

Mario: Okay, tell me.

Black Luma: (Quickly) To open a Galaxy, Please buy Mario Galaxy for $50,00 per month without extra Paying with Extra paying for $100.50 and the results of that goes, poo poo poo, which stands for Dream Land of Kirby's penis after you've brought Kirby's Dream Land and SMG, meet Rosalina and Lick her P*ssy, go to here, i tell you to use the Pull Star here, you'll see some Fiery Things for example her and there, open the Yellow thing here, F*cking, Now, go close and i'll lick your ass, Drag your balls and kick them. The Launch star you see, will shoot you away and you'll puke, and like that, i'm a Luma and piss out of your ass.

Mario: Okay? (Getting grabbed by a Pull Star) Aah!! Some idiot is trying to catch me! (Seeing some Galxies, they're not open, but one of them is.) Oh, what's going on? (The Galaxy is exploding, it's good egg Galaxy)

Mario: Huh? I want to go to that one, that one, F*cking goddamnit!

Black Luma: Twist!

Mario: Okay. (Twisting, he's shooting away to the galaxy)

(Later, The screen isn't censored)

Mario: Oh, i said i'm not Gay.

Luma: That's why i had to rape you.

Mario: You drained my hormone powers!

Luma: Oh well, follow me... (Going down a Warp Pipe, mario follows)

(Inside the planet, it looks like a factory)

Mario: huh? Pornos? Where?

Luma: Nah, no porn yet. Look up there.

Mario: (Looks at a Trapped Grand star, its power is getting drowned) What? What are they doing to that poor grand star?! Its Hormone powers have to stay alive, not disappear like this! (Runs to the Grand Star's cage, he tries to open it)

Luma 2: Stomp the flipswitches down your feet!

Mario: Damnit. (Stomping a Flipswitch, then another one, he's running to the 1st one, it gets unstomped, then to the other one, its now unstomped, same things happen 4 times, he stomps em both and takes the others, he gets an electric shock by an Electric thingy) Ouch!!! my Sex body! F*ck!

Luma 2: Oh, boy, i'm wasting my time.

Mario: Well, i see, THERE'S ALOT OF THEM!!!!! I want my Porn, NOW!!!! F**k.

(Later, Mario comes to the last flipswitch, but Luma 2 has also been Walking on Flipswitches, so they're meeting)

Mario: Oh, hi, Luma. Could you move from the Flipswitch? I Have to walk on it.

Luma: Wow, you look kinda sweaty, Shouldn't you take a rest?

Mario: Not needed, i'm on a mission.

Luma´: Then, how many?

Mario: 62,046,789,454,541,845,639,343,066,999,999,867,233,643,111,111,111,242,534,988,299,143,998,999,544,822,442,945,624,122,122,634,254,990,999,999,343,253.

Luma: (Looks like he would have Seizures, then, he's falling on the ground)

Mario: uh...

Luma: Woooooooww.... But i was going to stomp the Flipswitch.

Mario: No, Me!

Luma: F**k you, Fat*ss!

Mario: Fat*ss? Up your ass, Yellow unfunny puking wh*reloving offensive punk!! Get outta here or i'll kill your nuts, nutboy!

Luma: Uhuh? Then you're a Fat big B*nerhaving D*cksucking Sh*tting Sh*tty M*ff Retarded B*tchlicking buttf*cking goddamn P*ssy! That's what you are!

Mario: Well, then i... (They both begins to remember the Grand Star)

Luma: Uh, Mario.

Mario: Yes, what is it, N***a?!!

Luma: The Grand Star, goddamnit!

Mario: Oh, I'll stomp it!

Luma: Oh no, you don't! (Slow Motion, it ends up that both are stomping it, the cage is opening)

Mario: We Did it! (Luma and Mario are doing high 5, but then...)

Luma: Hey, i was saving it!

Mario: No, me!

Luma: Sh*t you, fat*ss, everyone know that i'm the one who saved Mushroom Kingdom 62,046,789,454,541,845,639,343,066,999,999,867,233,643,111,111,111,242,534,988,299,143,998,999,544,822,442,945,624,122,122,634,254,990,999,999,343,253 times.

Mario: Die, you (Dolphin noise), burn in (Car Toot noise).

Luma: That was random.

Mario: Yeah, Who's gonna grab the Power Star, Goddamn F*ck?

Luma: It's a Grand star, you Dumbass!

Mario: Thanks... (Looks at Luma)

Mario and Luma: One two Three. (Mario gets a scissor and Luma gets a Paper)

Luma: F*CK!! Damn world.

(Mario grabs the Grand Star, flies away with the Grand Star together with the Luma... that is red and cooking.)

(At the observatory, it's all black, Mario comes with the star together with the angry Luma, the Grand Star goes into the beacon and the beacon grows)

(Mario walks to Rosalina)

Mario: What's this place, Rosalina?

Rosalina: This... is my Observatory. It's my home with my Lumas. We're living in harmony here and needs no place on earth!

Mario: Okay, and what's that thing behind you that is Red?

Rosalina: The Beacon...

Mario: Bacon! I Love Bacon, oh, can i have some Eggs to it too?

Rosalina: Not Bacon, Beacon!

Mario: What's the differance?

Rosalina: You can eat Bacon and The Beacon is a Bright Light of Power Stars that shows the Observatory's Power.

Mario: F*cking explaining.

To Be continued...

(Mario Lands at the planet)

Mario: Wow, Cold Yellow Planet with walking Turds. (Som Goombas are walking on the planet)

(Mario is running to a goomba and stomps it, then, a giant one)

Mario: A Key? To Pornoworld? (Grabs it, a Cage opens with a Luma inside, Mario runs to the Luma)

Mario: Can you take me to Pornoworld, Please?

Luma: No.

MArio: Please?

Luma: No.

Mario: PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luma: ...........NO, GODDAMNIT, NO!!!!!

Mario: Then, Die!

Luma: ... You'll be stuck here forever if you don't get up there... which i want to.

Mario: What the hell am i supposed to do, Goddamnit?

Luma: Sigh... (Transforms into a small Warp Star)

Mario: Okay? Then?

Luma: Twist!

Mario: Okay, then. (Twisting, he gets sended to another planet with the Warp Star, the planet looks same as the previous one)

Mario: WHAT??!! To another Planet?!!?11question mark one, i want to kick Bowser ass and save peach, and get a child with her. (Looks relaxed with his eyes)

Luma: (in a cage) Come here! (Mario comes)

Mario: Yes, what is it, Gay one?

Luma: (Looks sexy) Wanna be gay?

Mario: No, goddamnit.

Luma: Alright then, can you defeat that giant Goomba over there?

Mario: Oh, Sh*t F*ck, Sh*t, F*ck, Sh*t, F*ck, F*cked up B*tch. Not again, i'm working non-stop the whole time, since i was born. (A Clip from Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's island, Baby Mario is sitting on Yoshi, Yoshi gets hit by a Shy Guy, Kamek takes Baby Mario away)

Mario: Let's kick his ass!

Giant Goomba: Hohohohohohohoho!!!

Mario: I'm not afraid.

Giant Goomba: Yes, you are!

MArio: Die. (Stomps it and grabs the key, runs to the Luma, the cage is open)

Luma: Finally! (The screen gets censored)

MArio: Okay, so what's that F**king secret your scary thick **** were talking about?

Rosalina: Uh, They're Lumas.

Mario: Goddamnit, goddamnit.

Rosalina: But that's not all.

Mario: What? You Had sex with some of your ex?

Rosalina: ...No, a present! (Takes a Luma in her hand and squeezes it, then, she throws it on Mario)

Mario: Oh, yes, it's a Luma. How exciting.

Rosalina: Hide it inside your Peni... (Take 2) Hide it inside my vag... (Take 3) Hide it inside your a... (Take 4) Hide it inside my a... (Take 5) Hide it inside your Special O... (Take 6) Hide it inside your Cap.

Mario: Alright. (Hiding it inside MArio's Cap, he explodes, he's leaving blood after himself) (Take 2)'

Mario: Alright . (Hides it inside Mario's Cap, his skin falls off) (Take 3)

Mario: Alright. (Hiding it inside his cap, his penis begins to grow) (Take 4)

Mario: Alright. (Hiding it inside his cap)

Rosalina: Okay, twist.

Mario: ...

Rosalina: Twist.

Mario: Uh, WTF?

Rosalina: C'mon do it.

Mario: ...

Rosalina: I told you like, 5 billion trillion Killion times, TWIST!!!

Mario: WTF IS THAT, B**ch?!!

Rosalina: Do Just like i do. (Turning around 360˚ )

Mario: Okay, (Running to Rosalina and Jumps right at her, before humping, it's getting censored and it goes Take 2)

Mario: Okay, (Twisting just like Rosalina with MAgic Blue Light at his hands)

Rosalina: Now, Destroy this Ice thingy.

Mario: Okay, Barbie thingy. (Twisting at the Ice, he loses his hands, he screams, it turns Take 2)

Mario: Okay, Barbie thingy. (twisting at the ice, it gets broken, Mario dies and loses a life, Take 3)

Mario: Okay, Barbie Thingy. (Twisting at the ice, it gets broken, he flies away, to a planet with enemies)

Mario: Huh? (Looks around) Goddamnit.

Goomba 1: See the big Giant Buttsucking hole, down there?

Mario: Yes, it sucked up allmy sh**.

Goomba 1: Can you jump down there? It might be a porno present!

Mario: O'boy! I Love Porn! (Jumps down the hole and gets sucked down by the hole) Porno, here i come! (he loses a life)

(He returns at the goomba)

Mario: Hey! It was no porn, dumb***! Just a bounche of Screamers eating my nether regions!

Goomba 1: Never trust one of King Koopa's troops! Hahaha! :twisted:

Mario: Why You Little! (Stomps the Goomba)

Mario: Oh, Babe, Sexy Babe, what to do now? (The Cantina Band from Star wars begins to play)

(Mario is running to a Bullet Bill, it begins to hunt Mario)

Mario: Uh, Billy thing, you F**k up my life all day.

Bullet Bill: Okay, D**khead, just remember, douchebag, that you started F**king annoy me, Fat***, you can't F**king do anything, Sh**, i'm a F**king molester, and you're my F**king child!

Mario: Na-ah, Baby Mario is.

Bullet Bill: That's EXACTLY what F**king make me upset!

Mario: Oh, there's a star!

(Looks at a Warp Star inside a cage)

Mario: Hmm, how do i do this?

(The Bullet bill explodes at Mario)

Mario: Ow, that hurt, giant Potty douche! Okay, let's see. (Licking the cage, another bullet bill attacks Mario)

Mario: F**k, goddamnit! Hey, maybe a Bullet can help me! (Another Bullet Bill attacks him, then another that destroys the cage)

Mario: Good Bye, fake Porn, Bullet Bills and Of course, thingys i've met before! (Flying away with the Warp Star)

Stay Cool, right here!

Super Mario Galaxy: Rosalina (Paper Mario Version)

(It was a nice day in Mushroom Kingdom, Mario is on his way to the Star Festival)

Mario: Alrightepasta! Hello, Toad!

Toad: Hi, Mario! Nice day, isn't it?

Mario: Sure is!

Toadette: The Princess is over there, i think she wants to meet you!

Mario: Alright then... Stupid girl.

Toadette: Huh?

Mario: (Like nothing happened) Oh, oh, nothing nothing! (Walking away)

Toadette: It sounded like Sweet World, or something.

(Mario is Walking against the road, but when he arrives to the square, Bowser's ship arrives, Mario tries to run to the princess, he gets hit, but he continues running, at the Castle, A Space ship Grabs it up with Peach at the Bridge, Mario gets up)

Mario: Princessiolanedare! I'll do it with amore!

Peach: Mario!

Magikoopa: Get down, Fat son of a Star Bit!

Mario: Uh-oh. (Magikoopa is throwing a fireball at Mario and he falls down to earth) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

(Later, Mario Wakes up, but not at earth, it's on a Planet called "The Gate", a Luma is between him, he transforms into a bunny, Mario Wakes up)

Mario: Huholando? A Bunniaro? I Must stop with that Alcoholico Pasta, el mundo.

Luma: Follow me! (Bouncing away)

Mario: I'm not ready, Wait, goddamnit, wait! (Gets up and runs away)

(They arrives to 2 other Lumas transformed into Bunnies)

Bunny 2: Let's play Chase! Catch all of us and we'll tell our secret! It's a big!

Bunny 1: Okay, count to 20!

Mario: Okay, 1, 2, (20 seconds later)

Mario: 20! Now i come! (Running to a Warp Pipe and looks there, down there' it's a bunny)

Bunny 1: FOund me! (Transform into a normal Luma)

MArio: Damn, find a better place to hide at, cause that was to easy!

Luma 1: Watch out before i transform into an axe and kill ya!

Mario: Relax, Thingy Creature!

Luma: 5 seconds...

Mario: What kind of F**ked up scary Flying-by-farting Creature are you anyway?

Luma: 3 seconds, Fat Guy.

Mario: Ah, F**k this, Sh**head.

Luma: 1 second, fatbeard.

Mario: Poophead? (Luma transforms into an axe and kills Mario, a sign says Too Bad, he Loses a life and begins where he met the bunny)

Mario: Whoa, where am i?

(Same Luma kills him again, he dies and loses a life, same things repeatly happens untill he lost his last life)

(Later, Mario returns, The Luma forgot all about him)

Luma: Follow me! (Later, Mario found the rabbit)

Mario: Found Ya! (Running to a giant hole, finds a rabbit, and goes to a bounche of grass and finds a rabbit)

Mario: Okay, could you guys tell me the secret now?

All the Lumas: We're Lumas!

Mario: Huh? That's all? You guys piss me off!

Luma 1: Not really, look over there! (A Giant tower appears, Mario Runs to it and tries to get up, but he falls down all the time)

Mario: Does it really have to be THIS hard?!

Luma 2: Try the stairs!

Mario: ... God F**king damnit. (Runs against them, but he tripped over at one stair and falls into a Spike bush and loses a life)

(He returns at the flowers)

Mario: I seriously hate dying! (He's running to the tower again, he walks slowly up to the tower)

Rosalina: (Mario finally came up to the tower) I've been watching you from here.

Mario: Oh, really? What's my name?

Rosalina: Uh,... oh, uh, dunno.

Mario: Ha! You haven't seen me at all! What have i been doing the last few years?

Rosalina: Uh, fighting a big Turtle with spikes on his shell.

Mario: Name?

Rosalina: ... Goddamnit! I don't care about the names, just what they're doing!

Mario: Who are you, anyway?

Rosalina: Guess.

Mario: ... Goddamnit! I don't care about the names, just what they're doing!

Rosalina: Are you imitating me?

Mario: Are you imitating me?

Rosalina: Bee

MArio: Bee.

Rosalina: Cosmic destruction.

Mario: Cosmic Destruction.

Rosalina: I love my penis.

Mario: I love my... hey! i don't!

Rosalina: ... Ah, screw this thing!

To be continued on this blog.

Ugly, isn't it? I found it at Google Images.

If you got scared: Sorry, i probaly feel embarassed.

If you didn't: Phew...

Drop a visit for Moar Krabs! (Not So scary)

Moar Krabs' Video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ8hIO03KLk

Yeah, i'm going to use the Homebrew on Wi-Fi Connections! Gwa-ha-ha! Nah, not really, cuz if i do, then...

1. I'll get banned from Nintendo Forever.

2. I would be the worst friend of the entire universe.

Well, um, My Wii is working now, and The internet also works. :):D:):D:):D

(sended from my Scool's computer, so i can't tell my Brawl Code Yet)