:| Well, not literally. :? Point in case, he is 14. :| ( :roll: well, 15 this weekend) and his "friend he met at at camp is 17. She just turned 18 the other day. :| Soooo, what do you think? Some thing's amiss. Is it not? :? I think so...

I'M IN 147TH PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o WWOOOOOOOOOOOTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU WANNA LOOK FOR MY JOURNAL! IT'S ON THE THIRD PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

As some of you might know, I am half Latino. Venezuelan to be specific. ;) And as some of you might also know, Venezuela is famous for many things...food, music, a nutty President, :lol:...and THE EXTREMELY HOT WOMEN!!!! It's like this. The Miss Venezuela beauty pageant over there. is the equivalent to Christmas here. THEY GO NUTS FOR IT!!!! So, this brings me to my story, my Mom, Dad, bro, and myself were eating dinner last wek and to get conversation going I ask, "Hey Mom, how's the family?" and she goes on and on..... And she's telling stories, and I heard her say, "Your cousin had some of her friends over the other day at Grandma's house, and they saw were wondering where you and your brother lived, and they were so disappointed to find out you lived here in the states." And I was like :o..........:o........:cry:......I was so mad! :x I said to my brother, "Al......" :x he goes, "I know." :| ........:cry: See, even I have to admit, my cousin is pretty, and my Mom said, her friends were cute too and they wanted to meet me and Al.......:P...yeah....:D But, we missed out, 'cause we live in the states!!! ****!!!!!! :twisted: That's all I could say in my head for an hour. :lol: So basically, I was own3d by 3,000 miles. :lol: :twisted:

So I was out today and like I said n my last entry, 5:30 A.M. got back around 9:00 A.M. So anyway, I fell asleep like I usually do, in the car. But when my mom and I got back, she says to me, "Daivito, (pronounced Day-vee-toe) you want to go out for breakfast?", and of course I said, "Sure". Ny the way, she calls me that because when you add -ito at the end of something, it means little. Kind of sarcastic though. I'm 6'3 and 150 lbs.

So we're driving around and she asks me, "Where do you wanna go to eat?" and I though and I thought and she goes, "How about Cracker Barrel?" and I said, "Sure". I am a natural born Yankee, Chicago, Illinois, but for some reason, I can't say no to grits. So, after a good half hour of trying to find Cracker Barrel we finally find the place and there is this sound of screaming children and whole towns burning to the ground racking through my brain. My Mom then explained to me it was Hank Williams or something. Uh-uhuh...

So after we got past the entrance I stepped in something weird. It was a vintage gift shop! That's right!!! Cracker Barrel has a gift shop. Kind of creepy. Betty Boop DVD's? What the ****? Whatever... So, Mom and I find seats and we sat down. Then we ordered a breakfast sampler platter, but my Mom wanted sausage gravy with the biscuits but it wasn't part of the order but somehow, Mom has a way of getting what she wants. So, the waitress brought or biscuits and gravy... But...that's all she brought. Okay. So after waiting, and waiting, and waiting, I look at my Mom, and ask her, "Mom, what the hell is the rest of our food?", because we ordered bacon, sausage, grits, eggs. Keep in mind we were splitting a plate because we don't eat a lot. So, after waiting some more, the food finally came. Now, once again, I don't mean to be critical, but why is it my Mom comes from a country that doesn't have grits, and she makes them better than the people that come from a country where grits was invented? My point? The grits were runny, and tasteless. So...eh. Anyway, after that...we went to the mall.

That wasn't right at all. I was so tired from talking to my brothers friend the night before (I got five and a half hours of sleep due to it) so I started falling asleep in my wheelchair. Well, regardless, we had to leave. But, I was still able to buy my little brother ZB some shirts frm Hot Topic. He was pretty happy. So, we came home, I posted some more, and got out again, went to "Miami Sub Plus!", bought a fish platter, and Gyro, and came home, ate it, pick up ZB from the train station from school time passed, shrimp salad for dinner, and here I am. Whoo! So, I'm cool, I'm tired and that's about it. I'm going to go piss people of in OT. C-ya.

So, yesterday was the
Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary
of my dear, sweet, Mother. :P

Deep within the womb of time,
a creature thus be born
The seed of life is united with
the egg of tyranny
Gestates forth from within the womb of life
for three-quarter and nigh a year
The creature thus be born!
The creature thus be formed!
And ye of years...
44 bells
Will chime!
When the heavens open up
and drink from the silver cup
The creature thus be born!
And blow the magic horn!
To alert the spirit deep within the cycle of life.
The creature has begun it's journey deep forlorn,
upon this day which he be formed
In the sea of mucus the spirit rides down from the mountain
and unites with the creature in the womb
A holy union, dark mortality, until the dark mortality
breaks the chain of life
The creature thus be born
And every year raineth down the celebratory tears
A celebration of the years
from mere mortal sky

Now if you ask me, that beats the s*** out of *in whiny voice* "Happy Birthday" :roll: I was talking to my Mom about it today. We both agree it sucks. Badly. :| Especially...:x when some people....:evil:....insist on singing it with.....:twisted:....CHA CHA CHA!!!!!! :twisted:

:| I'm better. :D :| So...:)....Mom and I ent to a little Cafe by the beach for lunch. We split a Spinach and bean sausage soup, an endive lettuce salad with a crab cake for the each of us, and fried calamari. The soup was good, the salad was mediocre, and the salad was...well, the less said about the salad, the better. :roll: Sorry to sound so critical, but Mom's a Chef and we find it to be our jobs, to critique food when we go out. :?

But the food wasn't the only thing that happened to us there. My Mom was sitting there and I asked her, "Mom, it's your birthday. Don't you get a cake?" So she asks for a cake and I guess they were a little bit confused because when they started singing Happy Birthday...they sang.."Happy Birthday dear...Jack..." As you all know, I am Dave. Not Jack. :| My Mom's Jackie. :lol: Man were they embarrassed. :lol: My Mom and I were laughing and laughing.... Anyway, the dinner she made last night was a lot better. Filet Mignon, salad with scallops, papaya, and a spicy honey vinaigrette. It was good. So, that was about it. See you guys later. :D
RDK

I went to see a surgeon today. Yadda yadda yadda. :roll: Anyway, we're just waiting for a date to be set. Sorry this couldn't be a happier post, I just felt I needed to post something. :lol: I'll see you guys later. Feel free to drop a PM. :)

I really need to thank

jeremydavis

Kal_Rhael

Sango_Lady

maddog281

You guys are so awesome. Thanks again. :D And for anybody who wants to become a member of my union the address is: The Lair of the Dragon

BTW, 2FacedJanus, just so you know I'm ot mad at you. I understood what you were saying like 10 minutes after the last PM you sent. Sorry about that. :oops: Thanks again guys. :D

Come on guys. Anytime one of you started a Union, chances are I accepted the invite. Pay it forward. ;)

Check this out!!!

http://GamespotDeluxe.myforumtoolbar.com

It's the Official Gamespot Deluxe Toolbar. It's got live chat. If I ever get on there, my name will always be RDK. Of course. :P Also, I'm still trying to decide on what to name my union but the to jeremydavis, I'm leaning torwards "The Dragon's Lair". :D Huh? Well, we'll all vote on it later. Uh....Oh!!! Mom took me out to breakfast with her friend that's visiting fom Ghana. I had blueberry flap jac which was really hard to me because I'm addicted to Eggs Benedict. I don't know why. :P Theyre just good. :D So, I'm feeling good... But yeah, I urge anybody who can to get the tool bar, help me dicide on a name for my union, and eat eggs benedict at least once in your life. :lol:

:twisted: Nobody accepted my invites before. :cry: But...I that's not my only problem. I need to know, what should I make it about? I was thinking about The Dragon Cave? :? I deas anyone?