1) What happened with Adelaide?

2) What happened with Jerez?

3) What happened with Monaco? (and the other 24 cheating moments in your career)

"Drivers using the pipe in their cars to drink BEER"

Well that explains Yuji Ide, Takuma Sato & Felipe Massa, what about the rest?

Renault's Pat Symonds says the team is still struggling to understand how it has fallen off the pace so dramatically in 2007.

The constructors' champion's engineering director told Autosport magazine that there was no obvious reason why the team that took a clean sweep of titles in 2005/6 should now be struggling to break into the points.

"Having been sucessful in 2005 and 2006 really makes me wonder where we went wrong," said Symonds.

"The tools and the methodology that we applied to winning the last two world championships haven't changed at all.

"Fernando (Alonso) may have left the team, but it's the same group of engineers responsible for designing, developing and exploiting the car."

Symonds dismissed the possibility that Alonso had been flattering the team in recent seasons.

"You don't punch above your weight for two years," he told Autosport.

"You can do it for a race or two, but I'm not sure you can do it for much more than that.

"It was a sign of the team's class that we won back-to-back titles."

Last year Renault began the season with three straight victories, but at the same point in 2007 it is only fourth in the constructors' table, having scored nine points.

Source: www.itv-f1.com

Only in F1 can someone have a "Tennis" accident on a motorcycle

6) MASSA: "Haha, how about I try and push Lewis onto the grass? It'll be funny, AND making sure Schumi's legacy still exists!"

7) WEBBER: "Right, now I know you've been planning this for a long time, but I'm gonna push to make sure it happens - safer racing at Monza!"
    COULTHARD: "You know, maybe we shouldn't have overthrown Max and Bernie, I'm bored of this job."

8) COULTHARD: "Right, you see where my helmet is? That's where I'm aiming to get Alex's head landing next time I get close to him on the track!"

9) KIMI: "hehemyprizepossession,IknewIhadtostealitwhenTrullilethisgowithhimonthetrack!"

10) SCHUMI: "I don't like the idea of HDTV in F1, look at how old it makes me look!"

11) RUBENS *In Mind*: "No fair, Schumi said he'd take ME for a few laps so I could see how he's so fast..."

12) MANSELL: "Haha, getting your ears cleaned out today I see?"

I haven't read the whole article yet, but be warned: MORE talk about Lewis!!

(And some other guy called Fernando Alonso...)

3) ALONSO: "eh Flav, look at how many titles I'm gonna win with McLaren. Jealous yet?"

4) MASSA: "Not more celebrations of Schumi's career..."
    RUBENS: "I think you're right, Felipe"
    KIMI: "Screw this, I'm going for another s**t..."

5) ALONSO: "Goodness Fisi, what did you eat today? You're coming to lap me!"