That's obviously a parody of Paris's jail incident, and the Amy Winehouse song "Rehab".

From now on, i'm gonna be here whenever something stupid in the gossip world. Like this......

Paris Hilton "checked herself" into jail last night right after her appearance @ the MTV Movie Awards. Apparently she "wanted to get it over with. B***h is only serving 23 days! She can get away with anything. On last night's red carpet, she said she has support from "fans" WHAT FANS? She has none. Anyway, she's officially in the slammer. O, did u hear Sarah Silverman's statement about Ms. Perfect last night? LOL!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EXESd_q56Cw

Anyway, nothing has gone on in my daily life. So here this is.

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Song of the Day:

"Rehab" by Amy Winehouse

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LD5sahXoj0U

JOE MAMA!

Man am I sick of that damn song! Rihanna has annoying songs that kill you. If you've never heard it b4, it's worse than SOS! It used 2 be a good song, til Z-100 picked it up. Every 5 minutes u hear it! Thank god K-Rock's back!

Today was dull, what else is new, I seen Pirates again. (****SPOILER****) I still can't believe they killed Calypso that way! I'm just so bored! If you are bored too. Go here.....

www.bored.com it is soo fun!

JOE MAMA!

Hey, ya'll. Today me & my friends went 2 the mall. I wen w/ Gina, Mike, and Ryan. Lucky me, Sephora had it's grand opening today. Ugh!!!! I, being a nice guy, waited for her, cause I did'nt know where Mike & Ryan were. I was in Sephora, I got a headache, cause of the mix of all the purfumes. UGH!!!! Knowing my friend Gina, she was born to shop. Her first words musta been "Credit Card!"

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Today was pretty boring, I beat a new recipe in Cooking Mama, but nothing new. I might see Pirates again tomorrow. And Sunday is my sis's graduation from St. Dominic Academy. Any way, Wazz up? I'm bored

Joe Mama!

To whom it may concern, i'm not dead! I had a long hiatus to study for my exams. The SNLies are gonna be announced next Friday, and also it is a hectic month for me!!!!

On Sunday, my sister graduates High School.

On June 14th, i'm done with school for this year.

On June 23, I will have my 1st anniversary w/ TV.com :D

and more!! Joy! ;(

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On Sunday, i went to see Pirates 3, it was good, yet too longwinded!!!! I had Mandoni as a sub. teacher (hopefully 4 the last time this year!) My teacher Mrs. Anthony has a new leaf on life. I GUESS?? She's been so sweet during Math I'm scared!

Anyway, I'm just busy and uh... YA!

See ya'll,

Joe (laughing at locked up celebrities since 1993!) That meen's u Ms. Lohan!! HA HA!!!

Last night was CRAZY!!!

It was the season Finale of SNL, it was good, but it had too many recurring things. I guess Maya's done, she was in almost every sketch, and the way she said"LFNY, ISN" made me think so.

I also seen Shrek the Third. The thetater was packed!!! Now I'm scared this is gonna happen when I see Pirates next week! !!!Advance tickets!!! Anyway, the tickets & snack lines were'nt bad. But there was a line just to get into the room where the movie was being played. It was an excellent movie, but the 2nd had more action!

Live from New York, It's the 1st annual SNLies!

All your favorite host, MG's, and cast members are back for this great ceremonie! With your musical guests: The Killers and Lily Allen. And your MC/hostess for tonight...... Drew Barrymore!!

Cast your votes, the Winners will be announced this week!

Favorite Digital Short:

D**k In A Box

Roy Rules!

Dog Love

Body Fuzion

Harpoon Man

Favorite Male Character:

Male A-Hole

Vinny (Italian Talk Show)

Blizzard Man

Kuato

T-Shane

Favorite Female Character:

Mrs. Virginicia Hastings

Female A-Hole

Jean the Introvert

Penelope

Betty (Bronx Beat)

Favorite Sketch nominees:

Danny's Song 2/24/07

The Dakota Fanning Show 2/3/07

CBS Cares 3/17/07

American Idol 5/12/07

Swimming Lesson 10/21/06

The Platinum Lounge 11/11/06

Favorite Impression:

Dustin Diamond

Nancy Pelosi

Donald Trump

Don Imus

Nancy Grace

Favorite Host:

Matthew Fox

Justin Timberlake

Molly Shannon

Alec Baldwin

Hugh Laurie

Drew Barrymore

Favorite MG:

Arcade Fire

Avril Lavigne

Bjork

Lily Allen

AFI

My Chemical Romance

Best Episode:

Alec Baldwin/Christina Aguilira

Molly Shannon/Linkin Park

Matthew Fox/Tenacious D

Justin Timberlake

Shia LeBouf/Avril Lavigne

Annette Bening/Gwen Stefani, Akon

Worst Episode:

Julia Louis-Dreyfus/Snow Patrol

Jake Gyllenhall/The Shins

Forest Whitaker/Keith Urban

Scarlett Johanson/Bjork

Ludacris

Dane Cook/The Killers

VOTE NOW!!!

(joe!)

Ok, heres the deal! Me & my friends are coming back from lunch @ Joe's Pizza, and the crossing guard up the street lets a guy go through a green light. The guy got hit by the car. The crossing guard was DRUNK!! The amblulance picked him up, and the crossing guards in chains!!!!

Anyway, Idol's on, Gotta vote 4 blake!!!!!

Blake Lewis: Your 2007 American Idol

PARIS IS GOIN TO JAIL!!!!!! NO BAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Molly Shannon's gonna host SNL tommorrow!

Mother's day's Sunday! Should I Be Happy About That??

Oh ya, I gotz a new Polar White Nintendo DS Lite.

What's Up????

joe3.0

Ok, today was CRAZY!

Today, our pastor Father James's old school in Ramsey where he was preist came to our school. I met a lot of nice people there, but one girl stuck out to me. Her name was Britney. I was nervous to talk to her! My friends started talking to her, and they like her,too! We're supposingly going to Ramsey soon, i wanna talk to her then, and get her to like me instead of my friends. I feel like a jerk to my friends! any tips?

Anyway, tommorow we're going on a high school retreat!! So no school work, and no homework until Monday!!!

So, what should I do about Britney? I'm in love! I'm stuck!

(joe3.0)

What's up, yo!

This is JOE in 3.0 version! JK! LOL!

Anyway, i gotz a few projects, reports, and tests.

So I'm BUSY!!

(joe3.0)))))