Crossover Conflict
Part 1: Introductions.
Narrator: So we're starting a new story full of crossover's and plot-holes. Also, we'll be 'borrowing' some of gogetenkusu's material, so sit back, relax and yeah...
Gogetenkusu: HEY!
SSJ1_Goten: What?
Gogetenkusu: You!
SSJ1_Goten: Your point?
Gogetenkusu: You, your SSJ1_...
SSJ1_Goten: What?
Gogetenkusu: SSJ1_Hitler!
SSJ1_Goten: ...
TrunksSS3: Hi guys!
The_Deerhaunter: Hey!
Gogetenkusu: Hey, it's you, friends of SSJ1_Hitler!
SSJ1_Goten: Can we start already?
Timmy: *Walks out of trailor* Why is my trailor smaller than Cosmo's?
Narrator: Because you suck! Can we start yet?
SSJ1_Goten/Gogetenkusu/The_Derrhaunter/TrunksSS3/Cheif Wiggum: Yes!
Narrator: Wiggum, what are you doing here?
Wiggum: Well, it's funny you should...uh...George there onto us!
*George walks up to Wiggum*
George: Let's get outa here!
*Wiggum, on George's back, and George run into the sunset*
Krillin: Kid Buu's not gonna like this one!
Narrator: This is stupid!
Crossover Conflict
Part 2: What is this supposed to be about?
Narrator: My last line from Part 1: "This is stupid" When i said this, i was being honest and true!
*Goku and Vegeta are playing Age of Empires on separate computers*
Goku: Haha, take that Vegeta! My Swordsman kills your Archer, you can't battle your way out of a paper bag!
Vegeta: Well, at least i know how to change my clothes!
Goku: That was going to far!
*Vegeta's comment distracts Goku long enough for Vegeta to finish Goku off*
Goku: Vegeta, you're a tool!
Vegeta: *Stands up* WHAT THE **** DID YOU JUST ****ING SAY TO ME KAKAROT!?
Goku: *Quivering in fear* That--that you're a tool!
Vegeta: OK then, back to the game then!
*Goku defeats Vegeta in AOE again and Vegeta blows up Goku's computer...Goku does the same to Vegeta's*
Vegeta: WHAT THE **** WAS THAT ****ING FOR YOU ****ING BASTARD!?
Goku: You blew up my computer Vegeta.
Vegeta: Oh, OK, we're equal then!
Goku: Yes we are...
*Outside, in the park, Goten and Trunks are talking to Ed and Alphonse about nothing. In the auditorium, Sonic and Shadow are playing SA2: Battle and Kid Buu is busy destroying the Death Star which Darth Vader and Bob the Builder have re-built*
Goten: *Whispering* Hey Trunks, why is Ed so short?
Trunks: *Whispering back* Goten, why are you such a tight-ass?
Ed: *Is pissed off that Goten called him short behind his back* DON'T CALL ME SHORT!
Alphonse [Al]: *Is holding back Ed* Ed, they didn't mean it, did you forget that they are only children?
Ed: Good point! *Claps hands together, slams them on the ground and creates an earthquake, making Goten and Trunks fly into the air*
Goten: I'm not a kid!
Trunks: *Muttering* But you're a tight-ass still.
Goten: ...
*At the Death Star*
Kid Buu: Give in now Vader, you can't hit me with that retard controlling the guns!
Darth Vader: I don't understand you!
Kid Buu: Sorry, I was thinking my crappy native tongue! I said: Give in now Vader, you can't hit me with that retard controlling the guns!
Darth Vader: It's not my fault Bob the Builder's retarded, blame Disney, or possibly Collingwood or New Zealand!
Bob the Builder: There's a NEW Zealand these day's?
Darth Vader: *To Kid Buu* How do you even know about New Zealand?
Kid Buu: Well, it's funny you should...uh...George there onto us!
*George walks up to Kid Buu with Wiggum's dead carcus on his back, Wiggum's body fall's off, Kid Buu jumps on and both of them ride back to Earth*
Bob the Builder: Screw you guy's, I'm going home! *Step's outside Death Star and dies*
Darth Vader: That guy's a ****head!
*Back on Earth, in the auditorium*
Sonic: Take that Shadow, I won the race to the Goal Ring!
Shadow: Shut up!
Knuckles: Cool it Shadow, we all know your secret!
Shadow: What secret?
Narrator: What's Shadow's secret, tune in next time for the answers and new characters!
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