I'm a little upset that the magic wielding swordsman wasn't Isaac, and that we have yet another blue haired swords(wo)man who looks and plays exactly like Marth, but at least the Captain is back!
To all you Nintendo-haters, wait a little bit before judging the Wii U. It has sold poorly so far because of software, not hardware. Nintendo is just getting warmed up with Mario Kart 8.
"I tried burning human effigies at bonfires to restore my humanity and get my health back, but it didn't seem to have any effect."
This one sentence gave the author so much discredibility. Either he doesn't know how to read, or he is just too lazy. It makes you wonder what else he got wrong.
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