What if you could control your dreams, if you can't already?

Also, check my images for some epic sonic ragdoll poses from GMod!

So here I am, and I'm going to make a blog post seires called "What if?". Every week introduces a new question.

This weeks question:

What if you could stop and resume time at will?

I would put people in akward positions, mabey shoplift if I felt naughty, ace every test, do homework the second it was assigned, and the like.

To the people at the SRPGU, I am not arround because I'm preocupied with the new DAH releases, So sorry! Kill Bill if you have'nt already. (heh heh.... Kill Bill...)

DAH BWU Comes out tommorow! So I might be out of GS this week, sorry!

As you may know, i am a wierd guy, and I like paradoxes.

So one day I sat down and divided by zero a few times and came up with this nifty trick.

0*1=0
and
0*2=0

SO: this means that

0*1=0*2

Do you agree so far? Good, now pay attention. This is where I break the laws of physics.

0/0*1=0/0*2

THEREFORE:

1=2

Do you like? I seriously sat down and figured this out. Now go tell your math teacher that you broke reality.

Has this been done before?

I'm breaking in my new account with my first blog post!! I will probably update my sig and my user icon really soon.0

To all the people wondering "Why would you walk out on your level 24 account?" (http://www.gamespot.com/users/SGTNAPALM/)

A few reasons. Mostly because no one at all can correctly understand SGTNAPALM without being told that it's Sgt. Napalm. By this i hope to eliminate some confusion.

Secondly, I have WAAAAAAY to many firends that I don't know. So this is a quick way to manage this. I will re-populate my list soon enough.

Thirdly, to have a fresh start, to experience life from a newb's point of view again.

Now let's get to level 20. :D