If there's one thing that's been inescapably true about me throughout my history with gaming it's that I'm exceedingly good at fighting games (I suck as much at FPSs, though). It goes way back to when I first started playing Street Fighter II on the SNES and in the arcades. At 8 or 9 years old, I fell in love with SFII despite my lack of tangible reason for it. I hadn't a clue as to the masterful craftsmanship that was unveiled in SFII's level design, character design, and most importantly, character balance. The only thing I knew was that for the first time there was a video game that really demanded that I invoke all of my "gamer-ness" past and present, just do throw a damned fireball. Frankly, that's all I needed to make this thing snowball into an obsession and ultimately into some sort of nerdy passion.
Back in the day there wasn't this easy-as-pie access to finding out how to make Ken or Ryu do the Dragon Punch like there is now. Oh no. Half of the allure offered in classic 2D fighters (at least for me) was just in trying to figure the freakin' moves out, another part in mastering when to use them. Once I could do it with my opponent standing to my right, it was time to test my dexterity and start hurling blue Hadokens with them on the left... double trouble!!
I played SFII so much in Jr. High school. So, so much. I knew how to fight as Ken so well that I had a definate nigh-flawless strategy for every single opponent in the game at the highest difficulty setting. Keep using Ken's hurricane kick on M. Bison as he's trying to recover from a fall -- he's a total sucker for it and once he's cornered that way, he's all yours if you just keep it up. Yeah. It has to be Ken though, because Ryu's H. Kick only hits one time and sends opponents flying. It's gotta be Ken. Against Zangief just keep jumping straight up (really, just hold 'up' on the D-pad) and keep fierce kicking that big dummy as he dopily plods toward you unto his defeat. I eventually got so into it that I would enter a basic attack command then quickly pause, unpause, repeat (ghetto slo-mo) and count out the frames of movement for Ken's fierce, medium, and light attacks. That's sick, I know. But as an adolescent boy with only one game (which I'd decimated in full, countless times) in my SNES library it was only a matter of time before the depths of my obsession would manifest in such a way, right? Right? Ummm...
What all of that amounts to is that now I find it hard to find a serious challenger in fighting games, especially SFII, and I sometimes feel kind of bad after brutalizing someone who's got serious pride in their game. Well, kind of. I just bought Capcom vs. SNK 2 EO for GCN, despite GregK's strongly worded advice to the contrary. As expected, I've adapted to the GCN controller (admittedly awkward though it may be) and have been enjoying the game thoroughly. I wonder if I've reclaimed the glory days of badassness from my youth, though.
I have a new buddy on base that is also a big gamer and, incidentally, thinks he's the man at SFII also. The first time he came over he promised to beat me down without failure since he was so good at Marvel vs. Capcom way back when. I didn't say much in response. Instead I hooked him up with a controller and, to be blunt, showed him that this wasn't no Marvel vs. Capcom -- and I ain't no punk. He quickly retired to the excuse that the GCN controller was too awkward for him and that with a DualShock controller he'd rule me. Unsatisfied, I made a deliberate and open dash for the internet in search of an adapter to make that dream a reality. I warned him that no DualShock controller was gonna save him, and I certainly hope he'd be able to bring his A-game when we got it hooked up. As usual, he quipped warnings at me. "I hope you're right man," was all he got from me, along with a few cocky grins and subtle warnings for him not to get his hopes up.
These days we still play the game together, me with a trusty GCN controller, him with his beloved DualShock2. He definately plays a bit better with the different controller, but he's still no match. HA! In 3-on-3 matches it's nothing for me to trounce his characters without ever having to employ my third. I've spanked 3 of his with only 1 of mine at least a dozen times. Maybe I'll get him an XBOX Controller-S adapter? He didn't like it when I offered. :P
Yeah, I'm the man -- at least at fighting games, and especially at SFII. I have a whole shop full of gamers who think they've got game too, and more than enough time to prove 'em all wrong.
NOTE: For what it's worth, I'm all lined up to go to my hometown and get smoked at MarioKart DD by my best friend's parents. They're both 50+ years old, youthful, wealthy, professional, and obscenely good at this game. Obscenely. There's not a powerslidable corner in that game that goes unabused when these two play. I don't have a hope in the world, but I can't wait to go play against 'em.
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