TODAY IS THE FINAL DAY!!!!!!!! LET US PWN

1. You ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither. Everyone once in a while I will read a book and be so proud, that I would try and squeeze it into conversation. Hey hows it going? I READ A BOOK 50 pages! Oh thats great what was it about? NO IDEA! TOOK ME 2 YEARS

2. I never got walking papers. Never got a pink slip either. What I got was a guy coming up to my desk and saying GET THE **** OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!

3. I saw this woman the other day, and I coulda swore she was pregnant....I know now. I went up to her and I was like, Hows that BABY doing. Sometimes u just shoot words out. Hows that BABY doing. BABY!!!!!! What baby? .......At the zoo! The Pandas!

Final day people! LETS DO IT

LETS DO IT!!!!!!!

1. Legally drunk, well if its legal, whats the ****ing problem????

2. You ever read an article and it says continued on page 6? Not for me. I finally get to page 6 I can't even remember what I was reading!

3. While your sitting there watching a quiet one, a noisy one will ****ing kill you!

MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. The way a man tells a story, its just facts. who what, when where why. Well it was me and bob, and we was at safeway, then that ***** bob said this, then I punched that ***** and then I broke out!

2. BOOP! Hello? I'm watching you Amy. OMG!!!!!!!!

3. PFFT! **** this game! Its four in the morning grandma, YOU WIN!

We shall continue.

1. So what are nachos? Nachos what? Tortilla with cheese meat or vegetables. Well what is a burrito? Tortilla with cheese meat or vegetables.

2. JESUS CHRIST TIMMY! Don't float above me when I am dying in the abyss!

3. You ever meet a guy, and u go to shake the guy's hand, then u realize, he doesn't have a complete hand. And u have to make believe in feels great!. Right? I mean u can't go, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

ALright lets continue!!!!

1. The guy has the not a good time to cross signal, and then he starts walking, and then I see the car coming and I am like YES!

2. Sometimes u say the wrong thing at the right time and feel stupid ya know? somethin like you toe! I get out of a cab at the airport and the guy's like "hey have a nice flight" YOU TOE!

3. We're from New York were tough! or we're from Texas we like things big!

DAY 2! YAY! time for some more comedy!

1. Just tryin to go through life without looking stupid ya know? I've been working out.

2. My favorite is that someone always has to write Mike was here, then someone puts and arrow and writes Mike is a ******.

3. MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of em! many much moosen!

Here we are at the 7 day comedy guessing game! Each day will consist of, 2 normal questions each worth, 1 point, and 1 bonus question worth 3 points. (they are in that order) YOU! have to remember, who did these comedy acts and post em in the comments, and at the end of the 7 days, we will see who has the most points, AND they will get bragging rights of knowing their comedy! Have fun and remember, these are the jokes people!

1. I call that a relation$#!T.

2. Here's another group of low grade morons who want to be locked up in deportable toilets and set on fire.

3. Morgan Freeman uhhhhhhh Keanu Reeves, They went to far "We went to far!" They know too much "We know to much!" Those are my lines! "Those are his lines!"

TAKES SOME GUESSES!

Well I was just thinking of having some fun. sooooooooooo I decided to have a guessing game, but first! I gotta figure out which comedy people I gonna use. I am gonna have u guys guess comedy acts. Give me some suggestions, but I am leaning toward using Dane Cook, Brian Regan, (or however spell it) and finally GEORGE CARLIN!

Yes I fly for fun!!! Anyone else play??? ANYONE!??!?!?!??!?!?! Cuz if U do, my name will be either Rail, or Shiekern, in game. Rail is a lvl 25 mage, and Shiekern is a lvl, 20 or 21 mercenary. COME FIND ME! I am in server Glaphan, normally on ch 1. COME ON! LETS FLYFF!

UGH!!!!!!! BORED!!!!!!!! I couldn't put a pic in my last blog cuz it said it was lacking titles or something stupid so I said screw it! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD! Just can't wait to have my birthday, so I get games, and then I buy some more to go along with them. THEN I will be occupied for, lets see, about 4 or 5 games, 2 days. yeah. lol