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#1 Somniance
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[QUOTE="DragonfireXZ95"][QUOTE="Tylendal"][QUOTE="Rand_Of_Andor"][QUOTE="Darth_Tyrev"][QUOTE="Rand_Of_Andor"]==Aren't I, though?

If only everyone could get high and play music. And fly. And shoot laser beams out of their eyes. And fry burritos by thinking about them. And have X-Ray vision. And walk through walls...

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Yeah, that'd be nice, though for the record, I can fry burritos with my mind.

==Funny, I can fly and shoot laser beams out of my eyes.

I trump you both. I can't walk through walls, but I do no the average air speed velocity of an un-laden swallow. Top that. ;)

It's roughly 24 miles per hour isn't it?

Darn, you're right. At least I still know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, and why manholes are round.

==How about how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie-Roll center of a Tootsie-Pop?

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#2 Somniance
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[QUOTE="Rand_Of_Andor"][QUOTE="Darth_Tyrev"][QUOTE="Rand_Of_Andor"][QUOTE="Darth_Tyrev"]

[QUOTE="HillyBilly"]I doubt it. Eventually some sort of disagreement will arise.RabidChocobo1

But everyone would be too high to fight! I've solved all the world's problems! I'll take my nobel prize now, thank you.

==Even if your stupid idea were at all plausible, which it isn't, everyone simultaneously being high isn't going to stop conflict.

I know you meant this as a joke, but seriously, the idea's inane to begin with.

You're just, like, a bummer, man.

==Aren't I, though?

If only everyone could get high and play music. And fly. And shoot laser beams out of their eyes. And fry burritos by thinking about them. And have X-Ray vision. And walk through walls...


You missed the point and you think youre so clever going against what most people replied with with your clever metaphors :roll:

==I didn't "miss the point" at all. But feel free to point out what I missed.

Additionally, don't pretend to know of my thoughts.

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#3 Somniance
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[QUOTE="Rand_Of_Andor"][QUOTE="Darth_Tyrev"][QUOTE="Rand_Of_Andor"][QUOTE="Darth_Tyrev"]

[QUOTE="HillyBilly"]I doubt it. Eventually some sort of disagreement will arise.Darth_Tyrev

But everyone would be too high to fight! I've solved all the world's problems! I'll take my nobel prize now, thank you.

==Even if your stupid idea were at all plausible, which it isn't, everyone simultaneously being high isn't going to stop conflict.

I know you meant this as a joke, but seriously, the idea's inane to begin with.

You're just, like, a bummer, man.

==Aren't I, though?

If only everyone could get high and play music. And fly. And shoot laser beams out of their eyes. And fry burritos by thinking about them. And have X-Ray vision. And walk through walls...

Yeah, that'd be nice, though for the record, I can fry burritos with my mind.

==Funny, I can fly and shoot laser beams out of my eyes.

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#4 Somniance
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[QUOTE="JackMcSexbeard"][QUOTE="TheLordRagnarok"]

Now, they don't have this problem in China, which has much lower living standards than the US. You know why? Because in China, you kill someone, and you're standing in front of a firing squad within a week. This will just result in a further removal of constitutional rights, mainly the 2nd Amendment.

Don't know why I care about Constitutional Rights though, I'm Aussie...

ElArab

You probably dont hear about this stuff happening in China for the same reasons why they dont reveal the number of people suffering from aids, or statistics detailing the amount of people displaced from the building of the three gorges dam, or the number of monks gunned down in protests in tibet.

Yeah try google searching "Democracy" in China.

For more info. search "Tinnemens (sp?) Square"

=="Tiananmen's Square".

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#5 Somniance
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[QUOTE="Rand_Of_Andor"][QUOTE="Darth_Tyrev"]

[QUOTE="HillyBilly"]I doubt it. Eventually some sort of disagreement will arise.Darth_Tyrev

But everyone would be too high to fight! I've solved all the world's problems! I'll take my nobel prize now, thank you.

==Even if your stupid idea were at all plausible, which it isn't, everyone simultaneously being high isn't going to stop conflict.

I know you meant this as a joke, but seriously, the idea's inane to begin with.

You're just, like, a bummer, man.

==Aren't I, though?

If only everyone could get high and play music. And fly. And shoot laser beams out of their eyes. And fry burritos by thinking about them. And have X-Ray vision. And walk through walls...

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#6 Somniance
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[QUOTE="luke1889"]

I am sorry. I do not understand this in the slightest. What kind of zany rebuttal is this? Our own existence is evidence of our own existence. :|

I cannot fathom your thinking behind this.

CptJSparrow

You sound disingenuous to me. How is our existence evidence of our existence when we do not know that the other person truly exists? When you are dreaming, you generally believe that the dream is real -- until you awake, when you can compare the unconscious world to the conscious world -- but what if the "conscious" world is also an illusion? What if you never woke up from your dream? How then would you be able to discern the difference between the dream world and the real world, when you generally can only infer that you had a dream after you wake up?

==This is a theory that is already widely speculated.

The real answer is that no, you cannot tell whether anything exists. The only thing that one can truly affirm is their own existence. The surroundings around us are "real" because they are existent in a scientifically observable sense. Evidence of the real can be witnessed, can be studied. I cannot prove without a doubt that I exist to you, but that is not to say that I do not exist, or that it is likely that I do not exist. There is evidence that intimates I exist.

If a world appears real, and it follows all of the laws of the real world, then at least for the individual, it is real, dream or not. However, actual reality (that is, the physical reality that surrounds us) is cold to the individual. Whether or not this world is indeed a dream, it doesn't care about one's beliefs. It's a damn good illusion if it is one, I can say that right now.

Anyways, I feel like jumping in this conversation concerning God, and since I'd rather start here, allow me to say that I am an atheist and find the idea of a God to be illogical. Why, then, is belief in God proper, or needed, as many would have me think?

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[QUOTE="HillyBilly"]I doubt it. Eventually some sort of disagreement will arise.Darth_Tyrev

But everyone would be too high to fight! I've solved all the world's problems! I'll take my nobel prize now, thank you.

==Even if your stupid idea were at all plausible, which it isn't, everyone simultaneously being high isn't going to stop conflict.

I know you meant this as a joke, but seriously, the idea's inane to begin with.

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#8 Somniance
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this makes me chuckle at how ****ed up the human race is. Seriously ive given up hope on it.RabidChocobo1

==I hear this all the time. What hope? Hope for what?

There are some sick bastards out there, no mistaking that. But giving up on humanity because of a sadist seems illogical. Are you the same as this man? No? Are you a human? Then why the reaction?

There will always be murderers, as long as humans thrive. That doesn't mean society cannot have progress, however.

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#9 Somniance
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Well it's cheaper than a blow up doll...Jessenator

==That all depends on whether you are caught having your way with a corpse. Not to mention the sort of disease that you can encounter by doing so.

In any case, if you have to resort to having sex with a dead body because masturbation is unrewarding and you can't get a girlfriend, you might have a bit of a larger problem on your hands here. Mainly the part where you'd actually go through with having sex with the dead body if you weren't under some severely intoxicating drugs.

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#10 Somniance
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We all sat around listening to and playing music and smoking pot?Darth_Tyrev

=="Better" is subjective.

If we are to take you literally, that absolutely everyone sits around and only does these things, then there would be quite a few deaths within time.