Ok, before I start this,I need three spoons of sugar, a cup of laxatives and a copy of this movie on DVD so I can takea large **** on it. Other than that, here we go......

So this is what we have to deal with. It is a live-action film adaptation based on the first season of the animated television series Avatar: The Last Airbender. The film stars Noah Ringer as Aang, a reluctant hero who prefers adventure over his job as the Avatar. Aang and his friends, Katara and Sokka, journey to the North Pole to find a Waterbending master to teach Aang and Katara the secrets of the craft. At the same time, Fire Lord Ozai, the current Fire Lord of the Fire Nation, is waging a seemingly endless war against the Earth Kingdom, the Water Tribes, and the already vanquished Air Nomads.

Sonic Says: Whether this movie followed the actual story well is up to the reader, because I have no idea how the story went considering I never watched the show. Though if it has to deal with people cowaring in fear of people whose power is weaker than theres, a fish that can cause half the world to explode, or predictable plot turns, then i'm glad I never saw this poor excuse for an anime. Seriously, I can't believe they took something that kept Nickelodeon running and turned it into something that made Dragonball: Evolution seem like a masterpiece. If it's any constilation, the graphics were good, though that's about it. Though really, I blame one man and one man only. A man whose films have been bad since I can remember. A man who I swore I would never see another movie from again and this was his last chance to impress me, and he once again blew it. That man is...

M NIGHT ****ING SHYAMALAN!

Seriously, is it that damn hard to make a good movie for once? Besides PROBABLY "The Sixth Sense", he has YET to make a movie that has impressed me in the latest. I don't blame the actors, because they were trying to make this movie work. It was the writing, the storyline, everything. I blame this man for it all. And I swear on my aunt and uncle's grave that if he even LOOKS at the next two Avatar (yes, **** "The Last Airbender") movies, that I will not even think twice about seeing it. I even fell asleep during half the movie for ****'s sake! If it's that bad that I can't remember any of it, then so be it. It was that bad. Now....I have to send this directly to that muslim down the road.

*Sonic takes this reviewand puts it in an envelope. He then goes to M.Night's house and sticks it in his mail. As soon as he reads it, he is poisoned with Anthrax. Sonic then watches as ironically, his house explodes while Sonic walks slowly in the background.*

Overall: "The Last Time I See This ****ing Movie" gets 1 useful water bending skill out of 5.

So this is probably what I have to say about Dallas' own Akon 21...........AWESOME!

As I make my way into day 1 of it, I feel like I just went to anime heaven and everyone was cosplaying as their favorite character. Some went as the Haruhi cast...

Some went as Higurashi characters...

And one person went as a cardboard box man, which I had to hug!

But as that day and day 2 goes by, I go through shops and shops to buy things that intrige me. I even got to go to the gameroom, where I competed in a Guitar Hero competition. I was beaten in the second round, but it's because of thier stupid equipment and the lagging guitars. Here are a couple of picks of when it was packed up!

If you want to see more of my pics, click the link -- http://www.facebook.com/StefanOzuna#!/album.php?id=1431533715&aid=62414&s=0&hash=68cec5886dce1ef77a09925a0eb994e4.

I wish I could say more, but the thing is.....you had to be there to be able to explain it. All I can say is is that it was pure amazingness, ESPECIALLY Hentai-Fest, which was my highlight of the con. See you all at San Japan!

Well, here I go. Tomorrow, I will be on my way to Dallas for my first ever anime convention. I shall post pics and video footage of this amazing experience so stay tuned within the next 48 hours. Stay classy :D!

Soooooooo......people have said that this anime has been a blasphemy bomb to otaku's everywhere. Some have said this is the evil birthchild of corrupted screenwriters. I say NAY! What some people who probably passed this anime looking for the next episode of Durarara or Angel Beats or Kaichou wa Maid-sama forget to realize is that everything has something good in it, and I just so happen to see the goodness in this.

B Gata H Kei is a "beautiful" story of a 15 year old girl who wants to lose her virginity. Personally right here, I could just tell you to go tomy freshman schooland you'll see the same damn thing there. But here's the twist -- She wants to bang 100 guys also! Now, I asked myself when I first heard about this, "WTF did we anime fans do to deserve this kind of storyline? I didn't ask for this when I wanted my next season of K-ON! delivered!". But fortunately, the main character is so dense that she has trouble even trying to get a guy to date her first. So this is where the fun comes in. She has a mini version of herself floating around in her imaginary world called the "God Of Sex"(no kidding here), and all she can do is show off her beard and give advice to herself in her head. Another thing is that she chooses the most pathetic high school guy she can find to do it with too, and that I can't remember why she chooses him either but she does. As the days go on, she tries to find a way to get him in the mood so she can finally lose it.

Stefan Says: This depends on the type of anime you're looking for. If you want comedy gold with a pinch of cuteness, you're halfway there to finding it. If you want pure ecchi, sorry bud. You're not finding it here for some reason. If you want an anime to pass the time with, then DING DING! WE HAVE A WINNER! It's not much of an anime as far as storyline and pure originality goes, but it's something. Unlike over on ANN where they just stabbed this show to death, tossed it in the trash, then poured dynamite all over it and bombed it to hell, where it only laid on the ground as dried up bones and could only rot as the ANN reviewers pissed on it's remains.

Overall:B Gata H Kei gets 3 orgasms out of 5.

Thanks for reading!

I love Chicken.

That is all.

So, everyone apparantly knows about the new season of K-ON. Well, after watching the new episode, I got to say that K-ON IS BACK IN BUSINESS, BABY! HERE'S A RENEGADE REVIEW OF K-ON SEASON 2, EPISODE 1!

Sonic Says: Ok, so there are a few things to know here. First off, the OP and ED themes have CHANGED. No more "Cagayake Girls" and "Don't Say Lazy". I haven't found the names to the new songs yet, but I'll get to it later. Now, if you can't stand Yui's voice, prepare to hate her even more. Yui sounds sped up in the OP theme, and even I was wondering "What the hell is going on?". Turns out that's how the song goes. Anyways, yes, Mio does sing the ED theme again, and there's another surprise -- [spoiler] There's a chance of a new character. [/spoiler] . Either that, or it's Mio dressed gothicly. Anyways, the new episode.

The new episode consists of Azusa wanting new members, since apparantly we skipped junior year and went straight into senior year for the club members. Turns out no one is interested in the club. But that doesn't stop the gang from going and having fun!

Honestly, this episode brings nothing new to the table but it doesn't take away anything from it either. This episode brought back what I was missing for 7 months, and now it's back. All hail K-ON!

Overall: K-on Season 2 begins on a strong note. 4 out of 5.

Hey what's up, fellas? I just got the good stuff known as Suddenlink, and while i'm watching B-E-A-Utiful channels in HD, i'll be chatting it up here! Let's go!

So I stumbled upon this anime a couple of weeks ago, and I just bought to complete series two days ago. I'll give you a hint -- it's about a girl who Revy would piss her pants infront of.

You guessed it. It's Grendier. A show that's about a girl named Rushuna who wants to end the world of war and she delivers service with a smile. How I feel onto this gem is an AMV series named AMV Hell and i've never looked back since. I have yet to see any hardcore fan service in this one, and that's why I like it so much -- It doesn't need fan service to be action packed and AWESOME!

Overall: Grenadier gets a hot shootin 4 out of 5.

Also, I think i'm about to apologize to Kannazuki no Miko, because episode 10(thanks to the "free anime" section of Suddenlink :D) just blew me out of the water. How this concludes will only be decided by finishing the series. Yes, people! I'm giving a series I hate a second chance!

Song of the blog: "Fast Cars And Freedom" by Rascal Flatts

Well, I posted my entire collection in a thread sometime ago, but it has GREATLY improved since then. And I think that was only a week ago. Anyways, here's my entire manga collection by name!

Vol. 1's

Azumanga Daioh

Battle Vixens

Chrono Crusade

Code Geass

Comic Party

Cowboy Bebop

Crayon Shin Chan

FLCL

Fullmetal Alchemist

Full Metal Panic

Full Metal Panic: Overload

GA

Jormungand

Love Hina

Lucky Star

Maburaho

Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Rozen Maiden

Samurai Champloo

Soul Eater

Welcome To The NHK

Yotsuba

Vol. 2's

Azumanga Daioh

Soul Eater

Vol. 3's

Azumanga Daioh

Vol. 4's

Azumanga Daioh

More will be listed as it comes in.

Well, it's been about 3 years now since I was drawn to the awesomeness that is anime and manga. It's been about 9 months since everyday has been about it (forcefully and willingly), and now I bring you my top ten(count 'em, TEN!) animes of all time. Let's get this started with #10!

#10 -- Fooly Cooly

Sonic Says: Created by two college guys with nothing to do, FLCL follows Naota Nandaba, a twelve-year-old boy living in the fictional Japanese suburb of Mabase, and his interactions with Haruko Haruhara, who arrives in the quiet suburb, drawn by the industrial town houses and the Medical Mechanica building.This anime was really overlooked by me, considering I first saw it when I didn't know much about anime to begin with. It's perky, it's dimwitted, it's downright fun! Now, I always give a ranking to something, and this list is no acception.

Rating: FLCL gets a strong 4 out of 5.

#9 -- Genshiken

Sonic Says: This anime was a late bloomer for me, considering I just found out about it maybe(at the least) 2 weeks ago. This one's all about a college club for otaku (extremely obsessed fans of various media) and the life****its members pursue.This anime really can't be described well, just because it's one that only you can see to get what's really going on. Plus the reason this anime is in my top 10 to begin with is because it's basically what my college anime club should be, but is sadly not.

Overall: Genshiken gets a over-the-top 3 out of 5.

#8 -- Strawberry Marshmallow (Ichigo Mashimaro)

Sonic Says: This anime was shown during a christmas party being held at my anime club, and i've never looked back since. All it revolves around is four elementary school girls going on adventures of imagination with one of the four's older sister. It's cuteness and family-friendly humor makes this one a sure-fire home run. If you want some girly time with laughable scenes, this one's for you.

Overall: SM gets a cutesy 4 out of 5.

#7 -- K-ON!

Sonic Says: When I first saw this anime, and for it being a huge hit in japan, this anime was a dud. Sure, the music was great, but the story was bland and it's only memorable for a short time before you go off and watch another anime. THEN I watched it a second time. I fell in love with it. K-On!'s story revolves around four Japanese high school girls who join their school's light music club to try to save it from being abolished. However, they are the only members of the club, and at first Yui Hirasawa, the main character, has no experience playing musical instruments or reading sheet music. Eventually, she learns how to be an excellent guitar player. The rest of the club helps her to buy a guitar, and they perform successfully at the school festival. This anime not only has a good storyline and kick ass music, but it also has the mascot of music animes -- Yui Hirasawa. BTW I claim the rights to her :D.

Overall: K-ON! gets a musical 4 out of 5.

#6 -- Baka to Test to Shokanju

Sonic Says: Ok, this one gave me everything I wanted in an anime. Cute girls(;)), awesome action scenes, a very convincing trap(Wait, what?!), and laughs all around. Sadly, IDK why it only landed #6 on my countdown. Even though it may be only about a school who is able to grant its students the power to summon avatars and gain strength points by getting questions correct on tests, it's a very good show. And Funimation already licensed it when it hasn't even finished it's first season in Japan!

Overall: Everything I wanted and more. That alone gets Baka To Test to Shokanju a marvelous 5 out of 5.

#5 -- Soul Eater

Sonic Says: I'm just going to say right now that if I didn't have an anime club to go to, and no one showed this show during our halloween party, I would but out a #5 spot. Luckily, that didn't happen as Soul Eater makes it to #5 only me only 10 episodes into it. Set at the "Death Weapon Meister Academy," the series revolves around three teams consisting of a weapon meister and (at least one) human weapon. Trying to make the latter a "Death Scythe" and thus fit for use by the academy's headmaster, Shinigami, they must collect the souls of 99 evil humans and one witch, in that order or they will have to restart all over again. Mysteriously, the series only revolves around the plot I just gave for about......2 episodes before going off on it's own. This series kind of reminds me of what Powerpuff Girls brought to the table of cartoons back in the early 2000's, because it has girls who kicks major ass and it has a good storyline. Also, people who complain about Maka and Blackstar's voices in the dub are major whusses.

Overall: Soul Eater gets an early 4 out of 5.

#4 -- Lucky Star

Sonic Says: This series I never gave a full chance until just recently, and boy, did I wait long enough. This series revolves around four girls going through high school with anime and manga on thier minds 24/7. While this series reminds alot of people of the sitcom Seinfeld, it reminds me of what my life would be like if I had friends like these four. BTW I also claims the rights to Kagami.

Overall: Lucky Star gets a animed 4 out of 5.

#3 -- Shin Chan (Crayon Shin Chan)

Sonic Says: Thank god Adult Swim broadcasted this when it did, otherwise I would not have found possibly the most foul-mouthed, over the top anime of 2008. When I first head about this anime, I gave it a shot considering it looked original and it was the only thing to watch at 12 midnight. Freaking. Blown. Away. Not only does this anime give you something to laugh about, it pulls out enough references and adult gags to make you want more, and more. I would definitly recommend this if you're looking for something to relate to as far as you being reminded of children in the rich side of town but acting like they live in the ghetto.

Overall: Shin Chan gets an early RIP and a 5 out of 5.

#2 -- Code Geass

Sonic Says: Oh, you best believe that when a new anime comes out on TV, I will be the first one to be up on it just to see if I should praise it or insult it. I won't have to worry about insulting this anime anytime soon. The series is set after Japan's conquest by the Holy Britannian Empire on August 10, 2010, a.t.b. with their powerful new robot weapons, the Knightmare Frames, stripping Japan and its citizens of all rights and freedoms and renaming the country Area 11. The titular Lelouch is a Britannian prince who was disowned by his father, Emperor Charles Vi Britannia, after his mother was murdered, and has vowed to kill his father, the Emperor, and destroy Britannia. He gains an ability through the mysterious power of the Geass, becoming the leader of the resistance movement to fulfill his two wishes: to seek revenge for his mother and to construct a world in which his beloved sister Nunnally can live happily. Now, many people give this one too much praise, but I give it just the right amount. With enough plottwists and cliffhangers to keep you going through the whole series, I can very well say this was the best anime of 2009.

Overall: Code Geass gets a well deserved 5 out of 5.

And now.....Sonic's #1 anime of all time!

#1 -- Azumanga Daioh

Sonic Says: Oh hell yeah! This one is the big shabang! This one was not only the first anime to impress me right off the bat at episode 1, but it was the first anime I can say I found out by myself!Azumanga Daioh chronicles the everyday life in an unnamed Japanese high schoolof six girls and two of their teachers: child prodigy Chiyo Mihama and her struggle to fit in with girls five years older, reserved Sakaki and her obsession with the cute animals who seem to hate her, spacey Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga with a skewed perspective on the world, Koyomi "Yomi" Mizuhara's aggravation at an annoying best friend, Tomo Takino, whose energy is rivaled only by her lack of sense, sporty Kagura and her one-sided rivalry with Sakaki, and their homeroom teacher Yukari Tanizaki and her friend, physical education teacher Minamo Kurosawa. Secondary characters include Kimura-sensei, a creepy male teacher with an obsession with teenage girls, and Kaorin, acrazy b*tchwith a crush on Sakaki.

The story covers three years of tests, talking between ****s, culture festivals, and athletic events at school, as well as time spent traveling to and from school, studying at Chiyo's house, and vacations spent at Chiyo's summer beach home and the fictional theme park Magical Land, concluding with the graduation of the main cast. It is generally realistic in tone, marked by occasional bursts of surrealism and absurdity, such as Osaka imagining Chiyo's ponytails being "unscrewed" from her head and an episode featuring the characters' New Year's dreams.

Crazy scenes, imagination gone wild, and craziness to last me a lifetime is whatI believe is a true golden anime. How anyone can overlook this one is beyong me, but when you have a show that makes you want more right after episode 1, you have something great here. Which is why....

Overall: Azumanga Daioh gets, and always will have, a 5 out of 5.

DONE!

Well, there you have it. My top ten animes. Now, if you have short term memory and don't know which ones I put, here's a recap list for you! See ya round! I'll be here all week!

1. Azumanga Daioh

2. Code Geass

3. Shin Chan

4. Lucky Star

5. Soul Eater

6. Baka To Test

7. K-ON

8. Strawberry Marshmallow

9. Genshiken

10. FLCL

OK, so i'm at Hastings and I stumbled upon new releases. I'm about to pick up Michael Jackson's This Is It when suddenly, I see Dave Batista on the cover of a movie. I figure holy crap, this is great! Batista is in a movie now!, when I also find out that TNA newcomer Rob Van Dam is in it as well. I'm now like Double Holy Crap! and I go to check it out asap. Turns out I should've left it right on the shelf. Here's the Renegade Review of Wrong Side Of Town

Renegade Review: Wrong Side Of Town

This movie stars WWE wrestlers Batista and Rob Van Dam, like i've already pointed out two, maybe three times already. It's about a guy named Bobby Kalinowsky who has a nice family, big house, a hot daughter(who is probably 14 or 15 it looks like O_O), blah blah blah. He is met by his new next door neighbors who want to take him to a club that is run by Seth, a mob boss/club owner and his arrogant little brother Ethan. Well, as the story goes along, Ethan is killed by his own knife when trying to rape Bobby's wife(cocaine vision really works, doesn't it?), and now Seth puts all the blame on Bobby for Ethan's death, thus a series of hit gangs trying to capture him alive. An investigator tries to help the family and the neighbors through this tragedy, but it turns out he's a crooked cop with a conciounce(you'll hear this alot in this movie). One of the gangs reveal that Seth has put a 100,000 dollar bounty on Bob's head. Bobby then has to turn to his long lost war hero buddy, Big Rob. (Oh, did we mention Bobby's an ex-navy seal? No wonder he did so well in WWE :P). It turns out that Rob also wants the money as well, but his conciounce (because apparantly Bob saved him in the war) gets to the best of him as well and helps him along Bobby's way. As the story goes further and further you see that Bobby's daughter is kidnapped, Ethan was Seth's SON, not brother (Oh my, what a shock), Ja Rule makes a cameo, Batista actually has to SPEAR someone just to win a fight, and that Seth is sort of like Glenn Beck. He only listens to you if you agree with him.

Sonic Says: This movie was worse than a WWE productions film, and it was made by Lionsgate! Dam should really just stick to more rolling thunders and less talking, and Batista gets to be the badass that he'll never be. Honestly, this movie relies on cussing and violence to make this a good movie, and it fails.....epicly. The ending fight scene is the biggest flop of this whole movie, because it apparantly tells people that black karate people can just appear out of nowhere and go all-out Bruce Lee on your ass, and Batista can show up with sniper guns to save you.....three times. This movie has alot of **** up's in it, but if you're looking for a movie to laugh at and you're not supposed to, be my guest and rent this movie. If not, just go with 12 Rounds or The Condemned, two movies(one I saw) that are supposed to be WWE's best movies out there.

Overall: Wrong Side Of Town gets 2 steroid injections out of 5.