I hate Taco Bell comercials...Jakendo

But at least what they show is actually reality. I'm talking about those Taco Bell commercials where they show all these teenagers hanging out there late at night? I went there about a month ago on a Saturday night, about 9 pm, and the inside and the parking lot were packed full of teenagers.

I can't think one for me. But today my friend thought he had trash in his hand and threw it away. Turned out to be his cell phone.killer_is_me

...Did he get it out right away? Or discover that later, or...what?

haha oh my god

go be creepy in another forum, zach.

tylerkershaw

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Off-Topic is always good for a laugh.

Always. :lol:

[QUOTE="StaindShadow"]I hate that deodorant commercial. I'm pretty sure it's Secret. It has that annoying chick walking all over New York talking about how fresh she is and crap. You know, she goes "I'm innocent! And fresh, too!" to the cop, high fives some guy and says "I don't even know that guy!" Etc. I see it so many times, and it annoys me every...single...time. >_>EVOLV3

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Most likely!

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[QUOTE="ZachBdude"]thanks for the help guys i apreciate it, you really ansewed my question. huntin at night, how am i suposed to see in th darkMontaya

Hunting...naked women?

Oh for crying out loud.. Who the hell as a kid did not want night vision googles, i sure did.

In that other thread, he talks about being 15 or something and liking a girl or whatever. Then later says it was ten years ago. So...yeah...

It was a joke anyways.

If you read the letters home from soldiers in the Revolutionary war and compare them to the letters home in Vietnam...

Revolutionary soldier - "Hello my love, while I am fighting against tyranny and oppression the only thing that keeps me going is the thought of your lovely face."

Vietnam War soldier - "yo babe, its f****** hot over here, send me another pikure of ya mine is a bit sticky. dont f*** anybody else while I am gone."

SunofVich

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Did you just come up with that?

+10000000

This is the most embarrassing thing to happen to me in a long time.

Earlier today, my little sister asks if I could clean some of her Barbie dolls. I said sure, so she went and grabbed five or six of them and plopped them down on my desk. I was sitting here, bored, so I figured I'd get that done really quick.

So I grab one of the Barbie's, and take off her clothes. (That sounds...weird.)

I take a towel, wet the tip, and start cleaning her. Well, there was some food-like stuff on her...uh..."boob area"...so I put the towel down and start scratching the small area of goop. (We'll just call it goop. I have no idea what else to call it. Gunk? Anyways...)

Scratching only works a little, so I start rubbing it, trying to get it off...Then, my door opens, and my dad just stands there, watching me "rubbing" a Barbie doll's...you know.

He just gives me a " " look and slowly exits.

...

/owned

By the way, I just explained to my dad...I even had my sister come in and tell him that what I'm saying is the truth. But still, this was :cry:.

Please share yours. New or old, doesn't matter.

Maybe someone has an even worse one. :D

When my fifty demon hounds from hell tore him to shreads.

...Wait. That's not for another week. Nevermind.