Im not sure how damaging this would be to your disposition towards me but, lol, the trailer's nice an' all but really though, if that was real it'd have so much more professional special effects and camera work.

Im just saying that I don't think its real. Yes it may seem to some of you that my ability of stating the obvious is truley exceptional at the moment but really I hate April Fool's day and I hate to see people fall for tricks. (Im just a very paranoid person in general and April Fool's day just makes me super alert lol).

The day only took the piss more for me when I had to go to college and find a teacher to get some coursework done and found he'd only just left around 5 mins before my arrival lol...I dunno if thats just coincedence or...ah lol who cares, Im just gonna be busy for the next few days lol.

Random related stuff to the above mentioned, Im thinking of dropping a lesson, either geography or Government and politics...not quite sure which, Im thinking of actually trying homeschooling because I just need to work at my own pace rather than whats considered a normal pace at college and schools, which is a fast pace for me, and I'll just redo what I dropped in college. Also means I won't be in as many accidents with people who can't drive lol.

Oh and if you have no idea what Im talking about when I say "Legend Of Zelda Movie Trailer" this is what Im talking about. They'll be coming up with a starfox trailer next year lol...I'll probably notice its fake but deny it :lol: Ah well just me ranting.

And yeah this rant is serious rant, so serious is this rant lol.

Yep, got it ordered now, special thanks to Lantyn who directed me to RenChi.com where I ordered it :P

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Erm...been a couple days since the last blog, can't say much has happened...Hmm, well I read up pretty much everything that happened in Condemned 2 because I can't and will never ever have the guts to play them games myself lol.

Gone up a couple ranks on Rainbow Six, I have some of the most powerful armour in the game and a ballistics sheild which is funny because people aim at me and can't hit me lol, but I do end up getting 'nade spammed as a result lol...

Random video I've been playing while working is the one to the caramel dance, I dunno if I posted this in the last blog :P

While playing Rainbow Six, I occasionally bump into a guy who sounds like Borat and when he kills you he says "I kill yoo! Haha! IS NICE!" rofl, and also found a guy who sounds like Solid Snake lol...

I also just kinda remembered this series of dubbed StarFox64 videos, StarFox Explicit lol...

Here's episode one, the rest is in order in related videos, VERY funny stuff lol. Although be warned, don't watch this if you do not like strong language and or if you have somebody in the room who's young and may catch on to some insults lol

Episode One

----- Yar so thats it for now... hopefully see y'all in Brawl :P

Lol my friend RatherDashing has tagged me :P

And so I will do as tradition goes...

1. My inspiration to become a jet pilot in the RAF was inspired by StarFox as a kid lol.

Dreams don't always come true, life's a bish, get over it, and maybe you can help me get over it too lol... just over time stuff happened, I needed the grades, I have a maths problem similar to dylexia but called dyscalculia, I can't count to 20 without losing count somehow and that with: colourblindness, short sightedness, height problems and a different way of thinking to other people, crushed my dream lol...but I guess not everyday we'll be at war anyway so, lets look for another job for the time being...

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2. I got Halo3 at the launch and almost completed it on the day I got it.

NOTE: I used to be a SNIPER GOD at Halo3 lol...then I found COD4 and I became mortal in Halo3 again...

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3. I've survived a 43mph bike crash...
...into a stone wall lol, played COD4? Seen Jackson die after the nuke? That happened without me dying and the fallout spreading over the area lol.

I didn't exactly go out in ****either lol, nor did I quite "go out", I landed on a wall and almost smashed a few ribs after waking up and collapsing a few times lol, that was my worst crash on a bike...didn't manage to get the guy responsible either but hey, Im alive lol and I have the fortune of luck smiling down on me..while others die around me Im forced to stay alive against all odds somehow lol...and Im not gonna question it, its there and yeah I see bad stuff happen while left untouched myself but I ain't complaining.

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4. Peppy Hare SERIOUSLY looks like my Grandfather lol

No I ain't joking, and I'd post a pic of him if I had one, they sound alike, behave alike, are similar in the way that when my dad wasn't around my grandpa was, just like he was for Fox McCloud when he was in a similar situation lol. My grandpa sleeps allot lol, often thinks in his own world allot until he has to be serious and when he wants something done he does it lol, just like peppy...they even have similar faces...without the teeth and the ears...they just both have that dozed expression lol...

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5. My fave Webcomic is VG Cats...

:P

lol Im just gonna post links to the funniest ones...

NSFH - StarFox64

Going Online - Online Play In General

Left Behind - SSBB

Gin City - Dr Hobo (RIP Dr Hobo, we loved ya lol)

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I tag... :P

Irkenechidna, Benco18, Bruno BRS, Racoonus Doodus and FredGoon :P

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In other news...

Well hehe Im sorta recovering from that crash I mentioned lol, its hard to walk lol...Im gonna get SSBB ordered soon too which is nice. Erm, new VG Cats comics are pretty funny, lol my d!ck hat has 20,000 gamerscore!... haha I love them comics...
Got Rainbow Six Vegas 2, kicking som serious ass and I finished it on Realistic Difficulty, DAMN SON that was hard lol...hmm, taken a liking to the Caramel Dance, I'll leave ya with some funny pics of that dance lol...I guess thats all there is to say at the moment lol...

Behold the caramel dance lol...

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Lol a funny comic I found...well, had to find, my friend showed me it

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And my latest sig lol

And my secondary sig which I'll use after this when I get bored...

But yeah thanks for reading everyone :D

Yep I have the 360 version for simplicity of playing the game with friends and having a good graphics level.

Played the story mode, dunno how far I am through it but its damn fun, even on Realistic difficulty which Im doing story mode on now. I have a tactical silenced sniper and a raging bull and as a secondary weapon, either an MP5 or a SPAS12 shotgun :P

Note: Sorry if I don't comment on all your blogs guys, I just don't really like to post a comment if I don't really know what Im talking about, I just don't like saying "Erm, yeah...you go enjoy that, whatever it is..." because its just the way I am really lol :P

Some of your blogs don't even show up for some of you, still need to get round to Tech Support for that.

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So yeah, erm, gamertag is in my profile, add me if you wanna play on xbox live with Rainbow Six or any other games lol.

Gamertage is Fox McCloud 117.

And a little insider joke for Spinal Clash if he reads this. This is Fox, going offline in 10. :P

Before I get to my main point of the blog, allow me to explain something that will make all the peices Im about to give you, fit together.

My family seems to have a thing with guys being crazy about bikes, every guy in the family is a biker from my mother and father's side of the family. Even in World War 2 my great uncle had a motorbike and sidecar attached in the fight in Egypt, his brother who went to the RAF used a motorbike and sidecar to get around the base, everyone one of the guys has used a bike and owned one.

And as some of you know, I currently have a 50cc Race Bike, which Im allowed to just get away with using because of the "cc" level. Although its dying on me because of wear and tear and generally crap repair jobs from the guy I got it from, and so its time to get a new bike and also time to change the "cc" because Im almost 17 and I can go to a 150cc bike. More powerful, faster, stronger, bigger.

And I was just told that today, my Grandfather, that he's taking my uncle for a racing license trial day at Ron Haslam Race School. There he's gonna get trained for a day on the tracks and get a certificate and a taste of racing and I think, a small race license for 125cc bikes. I got told to go if I can and yeah its gonna cost a few hundred but hey, I'll be able to say "Ladies. *Gets a load of kisses*" Haha j/k. Nah I'll get some sort of contribution to racing licenses and hopefully some kind of racing license. Bike tests are never over a week, they're always tests on the spot.

And I really feel as though I can do it, while Im still 16 Im gonna try it. People tell me "You're 16 and you started biking. Valentino Rossi was riding since the age of 8. Like you have a chance...." Well Everyone starts somewhere and Richard Branston ran a music store then decided to go big with the company and look where he is now.

This also seems good for the money I could win if there is any cash prizes at all because Im pretty much stuck money-wise, I can't get a job like normal people can due to 2 conditions I have which just make it difficult for me to work sometimes. So Im relying on my dad to get me cash, I can't get EMA and that kinda says that Im at the point where I can't get it but we get enough for my dad to send me some to get along in college. Less than what you'd get off EMA but enough to get by at home where my mum won't give me any cash at all. And my dad's willing to spend on a bike for me of all things at the moment, linking back to the crazy obsession for motorbikes my family has.

And so...yeah, well Im gonna take up racing lol, had a few years experience on bikes when I could get on one and well I drive at 50-60mph average everyday to college on a race bike for roads lol.

And there you have it, Im gonna take up a REAL hobby now. :P

I plan to get Rainbow Six Vegas 2 when I can,

And Im just kinda wanting a show of hands on who's getting it and for what platform. Then I'll decide whether to get it for 360 or PC.

And yeah, general stuff I know of in terms of the improvements...

- More guns, I like guns, and everyone's got a favourite.

- A character customisable by you. Choose your gender, your facial features? And a couple other things.

- More maps.

- Customisable through experience. Yeah you unlock stuff and general upgrades apparently, by gaining experience points.

- AI decides what weapons you unlock based on your play style.

- No more waiting for matches to end.

Generally its looking rosey.

And I'd like to send out a message. This is one of hate from me. Unusual but I can't resist....

...My xbox live tag is Fox McCloud 117. I have only recently gotten xbox live. Just because my rank on RB6 Vegas doesn't mean Im not better than you...so theres no need to boot me because of my rank. Infact Im flattered that you just fear how good somebody is just because you never saw them play before...

...If you are one of them 12 year olds or dum ****s who booted me and you see this. I really really do hope you fall off a cliff into a pit of burning wood. Because Rainbow Six Vegas was one of the first games I played online, and when I played that online, it was one of the first times I had ever played online.

Sorry about that to those who hopefully it does not apply to, but I have a hatred for people who don't leave filtration of lower ranked people to the game filters...thousands gets put into making rank filters for MP y'know...don't let it go to waste, just enjoy the game, if the anomalous low ranked person is just crap, well then its good for you isn't it?... >_>

Hopefully thats gone now, and we won't have a bunch of dum ****s constantly booting people.

I guess I'll be using a sniper like in COD4 in this case, either that or I'll take a small assault rifle, or more likely an SMG.

One thing I like to brag about in RB6 is that, when Im fighting, no matter how close the quarters get, I don't flinch. :P So when you crap yourself when you see me running around the corner and facing you, I've already killed you :P Lol just a good management of keeping cool and accurate really, I don't panic or jump from shock.

But yeah, generally the game looks damn good.

Im not sure whether to get it for PC or 360. I might even try getting it for both, just my colour perception which is hindered by a condition is already bad enough in real life lol, so TVs just look weird unless I sit far away from them, but then the image is too small lol...and PC lets me play in HD now anyway :P And I generally see colour better on a monitor :P

But yeah, who's getting it and what format?

Yes, GAME Stores as the company is called, have May 1st as a UK release date for Brawl. 57 Days today it will be released they say.

Im a little skeptical because this is just too good to be true and I question its authenticity because a) why weren't the public informed that the game had a UK release date? and b) This ain't the first time I seen this happen with games where it was a false date, only made up to keep customers happy.

A link can be found here.

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In other news...

A thing that made me lmao today was that my friend was eating a sweet/bit of candy, and his GF is a vegetarian (we call here a militant vegetarian because she finds butchered meat offensive lol) and they were kissing next to me because they know that I don't care if anyone does, and he put the peice of candy in her mouth and she had a fit of anger because the sweet he put in her mouth had animal fat in it lmfao. Now that was funny.

This was a good thing and a bad thing. I usually finish exams with 20-30 minutes to spare, but today, due to my memory and condition that makes it very selective :P I came in 10 mins late lmao, because I actually physically couldn't remember that I had a test today until somebody shoved me in the exam hall lol. And I was fine, no disqualifying for me or anything, but I didn't have to wait as long as I usually would have done :P

I've also got a book called The Art Of Mass Effect, very intresting concept art for the game Mass Effect in there, some shockingly horrible looking images of what some characters were going to look like lol, some really easter-egg-like pics in there too, such as what Saren's skeleton looked like after a certain thing happened to him in the game.

Erm, also I'll update on this later when necessary. In the easter holidays, I'll be seeing my dad who (rofl, lucky for him) is currently living in the Dubai Marina as he works nearby and I think, something to do with his position in the company gets him a very discounted place to stay at over there. Should be cool, I haven't been on holiday in years, and its starting to get to me because I've been in the same cut off village for 7 years now, for about 6.9 months of them years I had no access to buy stuff online and due to our current government and social problems of the country, my area gets money put into the flash but none into the substanc, yeah it looks nice but theres only so long you can live in a nice place which is lacking activities for younger people before it will start to make you feel like this. And before somebody asks, yes more than one person has said to me "You'll be seeing your dad soon, Fox!" lol.

Was reading the paper today at school and I had to get a photo of this news headline... I've seen mistakes, errors and accidents but this is just funny. - Oh ho, NO SH** SHERLOCk...Your skills in observing the obvious are quite exceptional...

Oh yes, Im devastated (lol not really) that my Super Smash Bros. Melee disc was found on the floor all scratched...and now won't work :|

And some questions for the guys already in Uni in the UK who are reading this...

Im just thinking, I wanna do a geology course and the requirements are BBC... - Im struggling to get a C in some lessons right now at A Level...if I get a CCC grade, will they still let me in?...

And well, I guess thats it for now, I should blog more often maybe, just little updates on whats happened in the week...

Thanks to a friend MitchBragg who commented in my last blog, he has informed me of something called "Freeloader"...

Legal, or else it wouldn't be sold so widely and there'd be hack defence against it in the Wii...

But it allows for you to play games from Any region in the world...should be availabe here next month.

Look out guys, Fox is heading your way :P

Faith and belief in Nintendo being a fair and good games publisher and developer and hype for Brawl - R.I.P, time of death - 2.31pm, Monday 25th February, 2008.

Why Nintendo? Why have you forsaken your buddies in Europe?...

Wow, Nintendo we should have know aswell that all this time you didn't have the guts to say why this is happening...

Biggest game of 2008 they say, not for me now...

This is just pathetic. Microsoft go out of their way, just to get us a game on time with the rest of the world. They even release things in Japan for the guys there so they get stuff on time.

Lets see now, we get a weight loss game and a remade racing game...yeah, sure, thats really gonna last long, theres so much depth to the games, sure...

Falco

Falco's profile is here!

I know its a day late, but I was busy and I guess in all the crap weather and random freaky **** thats happened to me this week, this just got me through it.

All we need now is Wolf O'Donnel and maybe Krystal if she becomes DLC for Brawl.

Falco's Special Moves Standard Special Move Blaster Side Special Move Falco Phantasm Up Special Move Fire Bird Down Special Move Reflector Final Smash Landmaster

That is all I want to post without further spoilers :P

Also I'd keep the Q&A continuing for the fun of it.

Update for those who know, Im gonna get some tinted glasses lenses in 3-4 weeks now :P Made an appointment with the opticians, and yeah the first thing I will say is "Its over nine thousand!" when I get them :P. - ( Insider Joke from The Super Smash Bros. Brawl Union on the coincedence that Im a Fox McCloud lookalike with shades or tinted glasses on and now have the right to randomly, at will, shout "Its Over Nine Thousand!" like Vegeta from DBZ )

Lol in other news, at college Im taking part in a "Youth Parliamen" scheme, where we re-enact a parliament policy under debate.
Im a backbencher and I get to suggest something about taxes and shout "WHAAAAAY!" when somebody gets owned by people on our side of the debate.

Also Im thinking of getting a new Motorbiking helmet, I would get something like this or like this... but cops here don't like it when you cover your face when driving so it probably is gonna have to be the standard type with a cool design on it. Something like this...

Im hoping to see Sweeney Todd this week, if they don't ask me for ID then Im lucky, at our cinema, they ask everyone for ID...not because they're paranoid, not because they care, not because they're worried you'll come out as a mad axeman from being scared almost to the brink of death, but because they're stupid...yeah, I went to see a movie that was rated a U (universal, anyone can see it) and my friend who is older than me, was actually asked to provide ID for some strange and unknown reason...

Erm, my bro got Guitar Hero 3, Through Fire and Flames by Dragonforce is an awesome song. And I suck at it lol.

Well I guess thats all thats happened really lol.

See y'all next time, where I hopefully will have a random and funny action packed (yeah right ¬.¬) blog :P

And here's a funny thing for you easily amused people to do....

The LIVE feed, Paint Peeling Cam! lol one of my fave pointless sites.