[QUOTE="SuperBallsBerg"]I don't think anyone here really catches my meaning. I'm not saying that oral sex and eating hotdogs are similar in technique at all. What I'm saying is that the last time I ate hotdogs, I was with a couple friends. We were like jet skiing and our dads were grilling stuff out. So like his swim shorts were all wet and clingy and then suddenly I couldn't bite into my hotdog cause it kinda reminded me of his, y'know?mechworrior762

I'm pretty sure I'm not gay though, I mean when I used to clean the pipes I never thought of guys. Is there a chance that I just like my friend?

I know this feeling all too well :( Makes me wonder why I even care about the holidays... oh wait I don't >_> its just the same empty feeling day in and day out. This world is so (woops sorry I started quoting Death Note :P) fastesttruck

Yikes, maybe you should consider posting on video game forums less and getting out and meeting girls. I know that is a lot more difficult than it sounds... but it's also the only way it'll happen.

Then again, I've spent every x-mas of my entire life without a girlfriend. You don't know how crappy it feels to know that not one girl out there actually loves and cares about me.

:(...:cry:

Nickelback4Life

The times I've had Christmas without a girlfriend feel the same to me as the ones without so... if that helps ya out.

sounds like youre a homophobe in other words: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy-7AoxFEJAUNHOLY_basic

Umm... well I'm certainly not a homophobe. I don't think there's anything wrong with being gay I just don't think I am. Just because I imagine a certain act while I'm eating hotdogs means I'm gay though. Like, I said. I have a girlfriend and I love the physical aspect of our relationship. I mean it's not just eating hotdogs either that starts me feeling awkward. Like if I go to the bathroom with my friends or watch porn with them it can get weird.

Sorry, I guess it's just me then. :(

But seriously, it's not like I think about it when I'm eating a hotdog. It's more that when I eat hotdogs I just feel weird looking at my friends at the same time.