Now I know the by the title that everyone would think "Man, McClain would get his arse kicked" but really, he wouldn't. You just need to see Die Hard 1 to 4 and you will KNOW McClain is an unstoppable killing machine.
But the truth is, McClain is usually a victim of circumstance. He doesn't want to kill all those terrorists, he has to because he is always in the 'wrong place at the wrong time'. So if this fight were to happen, McClain would need to be doing what he usually does, smoking, acting cool, minding his own business and BAM in comes Superman, red underpants an all.
Superman would hover before John, his legs astride and a bulge of spandex leering at him. John, armed only with his service pistol, would kick his shoes off, don his vest and make a run into the nearest building. Superman would be flying around and trying to grab him but McClain with the hardened soles of his feet would simply glide away from him.
They'd eventually meet on the roof of the building and McClain would attempt to shoot the man of steel but the bullets would do nothing to him, as he is...the man of steel. They'd come to blows and roll around in an incredibly manly, yet homoerotic way before McClain picks Superman up, throws him off the building and gets impaled on the spikes of cryponite that just happened to be there. It was LA after all.
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