[QUOTE="The_LWR"][QUOTE="Snipes_2"] No, I don't. Snipes_2
There are a number of frightening facts about Snipes_2 that I absolutely must make public. But before I do I need to go into a fair about of detail explaining how Snipes_2 minces to the twang of a different zither. Hang in there; this explanation won't take long. Before I begin, let me point out that if they could speak, the birds, snakes, and other creatures who are our Earth brothers and Earth sisters would indeed say that Snipes_2's chums are quick to point out that because Snipes_2 is hated, persecuted, and repeatedly laughed at, he is the real victim here. The truth is that, if anything, Snipes_2 is a victim of his own success-a success that enables Snipes_2 to devalue me as a person. You should not ask, "Do muzzy-headed madmen like Snipes_2's blackshirts actually have lives, or do they exist solely to declare a national emergency, round up everyone who disagrees with Snipes_2, and put them in concentration camps?", but rather, "Does Snipes_2 believe, deep in the adytum of his own mind, that he can override nature?". The latter question is the better one to ask because I have a practical plan for improving the state of education in this country. I propose that we get knowledgeable and well-trained teachers, equip them with syllabi filled with challenging texts and materials, and have them teach students that Snipes_2 wants to get me thrown in jail. He can't cite a specific statute that I've violated, but he does believe that there must be some statute. This tells me that by enacting new laws forcing anyone who's not one of his factotums to live in an environment that can be described, at best, as contemptuously tolerant, Snipes_2 is telegraphing his intentions to funnel significant amounts of money to cuckoo, homicidal casuists. Snipes_2 must think that being unpatriotic entitles one to promote, foster, and institute absolutism. I want to speak in the strongest possible terms against his ultimata. Hence and therefore, there is one crucial fact that we must not overlook if we are to perceive our current situation as it is, rather than in the anamorphosis of some "ideology" such as antagonism or lexiphanicism. Specifically, Snipes_2's stories about academicism are particularly ridden with errors and distortions, even leaving aside the concept's initial implausibility. Here's a purely hypothetical situation: Let's say you were a hotheaded renegade who believes that public opinion is a reliable indicator of what's true and what isn't. Wouldn't you then at least consider the option of conditioning the public-or, more precisely, brainwashing the public-into believing that Snipes_2's inveracities won't be used for political retribution? I ask because Snipes_2 sometimes has trouble convincing people that doing the fashionable thing is more important than life or liberty. When he has such trouble, he usually trots out a few stingy deviants to constate authoritatively that Snipes_2's pranks are our final line of defense against tyrrany. Whether or not that trick of his works, it's still the case that Snipes_2 is doing everything in his power to make me lose all self-control. The only reason I haven't yet is that I believe in the four P's: patience, prayer, positive thinking, and perseverance. Okay, there's no reason for me to be irritable, so I'll leave you with this concept: Snipes_2 is profoundly hostile to religious tolerance, democracy, and the notion of a secular civil society. Lol, Wow. Can I have the tl;dr version? :)tl;dr you're a Charming User, Never Threatening.
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