Hate the title? Well...... Damn.....can't think of one witty line to say..................hmmm.......nope, still nothing. Sooo, let's get on with it shall we? This blog..... eww. I mean, this JOURNAL, will be mostly ranting and raving. Well, not so much the raving and more along the line of ranting. We'll get to what's new with me in a moment. But first, the ranting. I would like to rant about RE 5 for a moment or two....or three. For those of you that are a little slow, Resident Evil 5. Yay, I can go back to abbreviating it now. *waves flag of happiness* Now then RE 5 isn't known for it's story.... I certainly hope not. Hell, the series hasn't really ever had much of a powerful and compelling story to tell. That being the case with more than a few Japanese games, mangas and animes. No hate intended. I love Japan and all it's strangeness. But I'm getting away from things, back to the reasons that I'm ranting about it. I'm not here to tell you about how the story is terrible, or how the dialog sounds like a 80s hippster experimenting with marijuana wrote it. I'm not even going to rant about how Wesker is just too bad*ss for his own good....which unfortunately led to his downfall. That was SPOILERS for those of you who haven't beaten RE 5. But then, the game has been out for a while now, sooo, shame on you and all your pathetic reasons and excuses for not beating it. Just kidding. However, I'm sure you could see the ending coming a mile away. No, I'm here for TEH Mercenaries Mode. Bad players seem to be in an abundance lately. And every time I DO happen to find a decent player, they turn out to be a prick tw*t/ baby seal molesting ninny. Well, not every time. Forgive me, for I am behaving like a twelve year old little school girl menstruating for the first time. Skilled players aren't the only thing I appear to be having a hard time finding. It's also the rage quiters or people that do it just for the laughs. Yesh, there are d*ldos out there who will help you get a high enough combo (the maximum of which being 150 on certain stages) like 116 and then quit for no apparent reason. Now, I wasn't unreasonable. I thought about sending messages to these people, but sometimes you forget that people are just ninnies. It could have also been connection, but screw that noise. I rather just believe that I'm in the right, and they're in the wrong......like any good Satanic Republican would. I'll clear what I just said up a little later for all you nippy hippies out there. Why can't I find a good partner for once in a while.... I'm lying of course. I usually DO find a good partner every once in a while. BUUUUUUUT, not as often as I should. How about showing some f*cking spirit and getting into the game! I don't care what it takes, rub yourself, watch your sister in the shower, (the perverts

Yeah, that's a Blind Guardian line. Speaks for itself really.

The month Of March...

Games coming out in March that I want. Or want to try out.

Army Of 2 (This game I want to rent.)
Condemned 2: Bloodshot
Rainbow Six Vegas 2 (Eventhough I don't have online, I can play coop with bro and Raze. Word)
Super Smash Bros. Brawl. (Very nice)

Speaking of Super Smash Bros: Brawl, I'm sorta in a tournament. Well, I don't know if it's a real one. Because it's having a nighttime release. At least, that's what I think. Anyway, I wasn't gonna go. But I'm thinking about it though. I remember this one time. I went to a mall and checked out the game store. In there was this tournament. It looked like one. Maybe it was just a bunch of people playing SMB. Who knows. I walked up and started watching. I was soon asked to play...... Gravy. I sat down. Really found myself. We all started picking characters. There was four of us players. And a big crowd behind us. Anywho, I picked Fox..... What? I like him. Besides, I felt most hardcore playing him. Meaning my skill with Fox is the sh*t. Uhh, yeah. Um, then we started to play.... Umm, then I had to kill all of them. Hehe. Well I tried. The fight was a.... Uhhh.... And all for all... Or something. The word escapes me right now. We each had three lives. I took out a few. I was good.... Then, I got taken out. Most uncool. Afterwards, I got up to leave. What else was I gonna do? The guy sitting next to me said, "Nice playing with ya." So yeah, that was groovy. I think I bought some games from that store as well. Yup. Nice story ain't it? You knows it!

.......... Of course.... Not all stories have a happy ending. Remember the abused woman and her crappy husband? Ya! Ya! Ya! Hehe, preppy girls... They're funny.

What I'm currently doing.

DMC 4
Dynasty Warriors 6
Suikoden 5

PS: Watch out for Blitz or whatever. It's that sub boss from DMC 4. Wow, I'm looking forward to fighting it on NMD Mode/ DMD Mode. Gonna be crazy! Damn, I'll punch myself in the stomach for that one later...

A Cold Day In Hell/ RE

Chris: Geez. I can't believe you passed that up.

Leon: Yeah well. Believe it. Damn, I can't stand Naruto.

Chris: Ada is fine and all, but she keeps leading you on. And forget about my sister now that Steve is in the picture. You missed your chance to get with her. But along comes Ashley. She's the president's daughter, and you saved her life. No doubt getting her excited, and she offered it up to you. YOU. And you just threw it aside. I could just strangle the life out of you Leon. But, you're my best friend and all.

Leon: Best friend huh?

Chris: Yeah. But anyway. I hope I don't say stale lines like you did in RE4.

Leon: Hey, they weren't my lines. I just had to say them. It was kinda a moment. I wasn't thinking.

Chris: Tell me about it. But, I prefer you talking stale than you running crooked like you did in RE2.

Leon: Lay off already Chris.

Chris: Sorry, sorry...... Hey.

Leon: What?

Chris: How's my hair look?

Leon: You're rocket baby.

Chris: We good? I'm good? Ok. Let's do this. *Chris and Leon burst a door down and shout*

Chris&Leon: Freeze losers!

He-Man: Damn! They found us out!

Snarf: Snaaaarrrrrrf!

Liono: Shut the f*ck up Snarf! He-Man, grab the stuff and run!

*Chris and Leon gun down the three.*

Leon: Damn. Why'd it have to turn out like this?

Chris: I hear you..... Hey Leon. Let's get out of here. You go first. I wanna see you run weird to the door.

*Leon shoots Chris in the leg.*

Chris: Your loss @ssh*le! Nn... Now!.... You have to carry me out!

*Dethklok's Murmaider starts to play in the background*

February is coming up soon. Anybody out there got games they're looking forward to getting? Anyone? No? Anyone?? Oh.... You! Yeah you! What are you looking forward to getting?

6 year old Boy: Devil May Cry 4.

Oh wow. You're looking forward that.. Well....

GD walks up to the little boy's face and screams*

Me: Wrooooong!!!!

Sorry about that. Kevin Spacey... I got that from him. Hey... Don't cry. Hey... Come on.... Look.... See that man? Want me to kill him?

*Kills man*

6 year old boy: Haha!

Ahhh. So death makes you laugh eh? Excuse me sir? Sir?

Man: Yes?

Me: Can I adopt him?

Man: Um.... No. Sorry.

Hmmm. Oh well. Alright then. Anyone else looking forward to getting any games? No? Ok. Well.... I'm not looking forward to DMC 4 but, I'm getting it anyway. Bro is interested in it. Raze may want a crack at it too. Other then that..... Dynasty Warriors 6. Oh yeah! Now I'm really looking forward to that. Word. Mainly this whole years though. Yeah! The whole year! Meaning, does anyone have any games their looking forward to getting this entire year? You!

Guy: Ahhhh yeah. I'm lost. I'm trying to get to church. Can you tell me where it is?

What the f*ck? Excuse me but.... What the f*ck?! *Shoves a dynamite stick in the man's throat.* *Man explodes* Now then, anyone else looking for church? Didn't think so.

Man: I'm looking forward to Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns Of The Patriots.

Cool. Very cool. You didn't have to say the entire thing, but cool.

Boy: I'm looking forward to Tekken 6!

Nice choice, lad. How about this... Everyone here. Raise your hands if you're into these games...

Army Of 2
Devil May Cry 4
Dynasty Warriors 6
Metal Gear Solid 4
Mercenaries 2
Tekken 6

*100 people raise their hands.*

Wow. Out of 100 people. I see you all raised your hands. I'm looking forward to those as well. I'm getting each game. Now then... Um, which game do you think you will benefit from the most?

Man: Well, I'm a martial artist so.... I'm looking forward to Tekken 6. I will gain the most from that game. You know, like, new moves and stuff.

I see. Interesting. What about you?

Girl: I will benefit from Tekken 6 and Metal Gear Solid 4. I'm really into martial arts. I'm trying to become a better fighter and whatnot. As for Metal Gear Solid 4.... You know... Well, there's just something about that game. It's very well done. Smart, and very nice looking. Plus, I've learned a lot of big words from that game. Haha.

Hmm, so have I. :D And you?

Woman: Well, I'm in the army. So I'm gain from Mercenaries 2 and Army Of Two. Actually, I'm glad you chose this location.

Yeah. I decided to choose this place to see if any army people were into video games. So, um... Yeah, gravy.

Woman: I'm out here. And yes, it's dangerous. I play a lot of video games back home. And...

Can you speed it up?

Woman: Um.... Well, I like army games. First-person shooters and 3rd-person shooters as well. Um, I think I will pick up some tips.

Word? Well I hope you enjoy the game. And yeah, stay alive out there. Well, next month, two games are coming out. Games that we all are looking forward to getting. So yeah. Whoo! Um ahh, I wanna thank you all for being here. The exit is to the left. Enjoy these skulls too. Yes, those are human skulls. Make sure you get one before you go. Thanks again....... Hmm, only a few snacks gone. A couple of oreos left. Guess I'll take the rest home and do something sexual with them. Hell, I don't know. Hey babe?

Raze: What?

Me: Was I good out there?

Raze: Yeah. You looked great.

Me: I was fiddling with my hair the whole time. *Waves his hair*

Raze: What the hell was that? You've got no hair to wave? Well, short hair yes. But still, nothing to wave. But, you did make that pink shirt work.

Me: Word?

Raze: Word.

Later....

*TD45 sees a commercial about marijuana.*

Me: Oh, that's bullsh*t! What about drinking? Drinking can make you burn your college degree. Kill you in an car, or possibly plane accident. But what do they say? Drink responsibly. Tch! Well then, why not smoke weed responsibly? Make some commercials like that. D*ldos.

I've currently been playing Ninja Gaiden Sigma. It has some new things that I liked. also, annoying things. The new enemies were a nice change of pace. although, the were annoying. New bosses to fight. Great, but also annoying :D. I haven't beaten it yet, but I have enjoyed it. I am a little disappointed about Ryu's demonic form though.

Other then that... Playing Ratchet & Clank is very cool. It's a interesting game. And funny as well. So yeah, I'm looking forward to beating it. As well as playing it again later on. There's really nothing to bag on the game about yet. So, I'll keep playing and hope it stays that way.

Yesterday I bought Time Shift. Pretty good game. Haven't beaten it yet, but I like what I'm playing. I have mixed views so far. So I'll have to beat it before I truly know how I feel.... Hmm, gravy.

Jab them all in me at once! Heh heh.

A lot has happened. I couldn't find the time to get on her. I'm back now baby. So, let's catch up. I beat Mass Effect. I know. Go me :). I was a really great game. Very beautiful. Brought tears to my eyes. Nothing really bothered me about the game. It deserves more then what Gamespot is giving it. Sooo, don't trust them. Duh. DBZ Tenkaichi 3 is really fun. Takes up lots of hours. Great fun for the whole family. I love the new characters. Hell, I love the game in general. Haven't really played it lately though. Been too busy. I try to find the time though. Games mean sooo much to me.

In other news... I bought Rainbow Six: Vegas, and some albums. Opeth's The Roundhouse Tapes. And Seether's Disclaimer ll. Yup, yup. Music that I can train too. Martial arts wise. I encourage everyone out there to start learning it too. Great way to keep in shape. I'm not interested in looking good for the ladies. Oh no, no, no. I'm interested in looking good for myself. Other than that..... Well.... I'm back to playing Skate. That, and DMC 3: Special Edition. Oh and, RE 4: Wii Edition. I got a goal for myself. Beat professional. And let's not forget, Super Mario Galaxy! Impressions on Mario still coming soon.

Yeah, I'm going to start doing these, They look fun, and are a great way to past the time. Mmm, great music in the background, a bucket full of gravy..... Mmmm, let's start.

Mario Galaxy impressions. I love the game so far. Very cheery and upbeat. Always puts a smile on your face. Gameplay is wild and great. I'm still checking it out so, final impressions for this game will come later.

Blacksite: Area 51. Wow, what a game. I say interesting. The gameplay is pretty good. But the single player... Yeah you guessed it. It isn't so long. But still enjoyable. Well, it was for me up until the late area of the game. Anyway, guns are great. Monsters are very evil looking. I mean snarling-like. Ahh, my kinda people :D. The ending did disappoint me, but maybe it won't be so disappointing for you guys. I give it a 7.5. Still though, rent it first. Something I should of done...

By that I mean, new games. Yup. If you kindly look over at my now playing list. Yeah. Go me. I'm a bit broke but..... It is sooo worth it :). Boy will I be busy. Catch you guys later.

Really it is. Well anyway....

Learning how to manage Q1. Yeah, Q1 of 08. Between MGS 4, Army Of Two, DMC4, Mercenaries 2, SSB... Dang, I sure have my work cut out for me. The most important thing to do, is to manage time for each game. For each, deserves my undying love. Well, maybe not Army Of Two. But that's another story. Anywho, I'll manage mine like this...

Whatever is coming out first, shall have my attention. Anything else..... Is a toy! Meaning grits 'n butter. Meaning!!! I'll get to the other stuff later. I don't wanna rush. I wouldn't enjoy the game at all if I did that. Rush through one to get to the other? Yeah right. There's nothing good about people who do that..... But yeah, two at a time. That's how I'm going to do it. Enjoy both. Then make room for another. Mmmm, gravy. Wow. So many games to beat and enjoy, so little time! Woooshh!! *Spreads his wings and flies away*